Computer Gaming Ruined No Less Than Three Of My Marriages
Computer Gaming Ruined No Less Than Three Of My Marriages
Martha was the best.
The BEST Woman I Never Had Privilege To Know… In Any Sense, Biblical or Otherwise, Continue reading
LOL! Continue reading
This post needs.
Mo Madonna Love
I love this woman.
If you have a brain, you do tool. You tool
She moves my body & MIND n ways my body ain’t supposed/designed to move. Continue reading
Lost at Sea Staring at a Blank Page Continue reading
“Wait! Where is the help I was promised?”
“The doctor will be about shortly”
“Okay. I’ll wait.” Continue reading
Have I Ever Mentioned
How Much I Love, Worship, Admire, & Respect
I Have? Thought So.
Stupid is as Stupid Does.
Thank You For Reminding Me Forrest Continue reading
Shonnie was growing tired and bitchy and mouthy so I called an end to the training session, satisfied enough by then with her understanding of the game. Continue reading
Shonnie Saga Continues (Unsuitable for minors and miners: Adult Content) Parts One Two Three Four Five *** She dropped her robe and lay back on the bed. I had to pause a moment and fill my eyes. Her petite body was perfection. She was very light-skinned (not my usual ‘type’—truly I have always been a … Continue reading
Part V of My Shonnie Saga Parts One Two Three Four *** Our road trip to Vegas takes five hours and change. Once we got past San Bernardino and well into the desert I announced it was safe to drink and drive and ride. Therefore, we pulled over and had some cocktails. And smokes. Then … Continue reading
Shonnie Saga: Part Four Parts One, Two, Three. We spent that Friday afternoon and most of Saturday enjoying the Bluegrass festival while swilling beers and smoking lots of cigarettes. During the late evenings we would share burgers, listen to all sorts of music on my little boom box, drink whiskey and have great sex. We … Continue reading
LBJ all The Way! Continue reading
Shonnie was that quintessential keeper!
How did I let her slip AWAY??
I Will NEVER Stop Missing My Sister
I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake. Continue reading
Lisa and I struggled along after our or-hasty Marriage. Continue reading
This is a f*cked up sad, true story.
I need to not dwell.
Sometimes revisited grief is the best kind.
It clears the mind
Reminds me that I am human
And Have Love Inside Me
And It Breaks My Heart Continue reading
A New Take On An Old Story Continue reading
I Love All Creepy Crawly Things Continue reading
And Please Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned.
Again, And Again, And Again.
Generally With Gin
Just Do NOT do it!
Trust me on this one Kids
Now, for all y’all Texans out there in Radio Land, this Man needs no introduction. For Rest Of Y’all Un-Washed Masses, Please Allow Me To ‘Educate’ Y’all.
Molly! Yes! I Am A Closet Liberal, Tryin’ To Claw My Way Out of the Closet! Shhhh! Please Do NOT Quote Me.
FU*K CABLE NEWS!
Consider the subtleness of the sea;
No More Peanut Stories.
When I Want
And Happy! Continue reading
Food Makes Me Sick Continue reading
Life was hard on me back then,
Because I did not know my left foot from my right foot.
It Was Self-Defense
All the houses on Bruning Street were brand new. And they were all alike. But their alikeness did not dampen my spirits, especially since mom and I had left the moldy old garage apartment across town. I had finally escaped that place and the Ghost of that Murdered Turkey. Continue reading
Once, during a Thanksgiving, we were all seated about the solid oak table (sat 14) in the ‘Great Hall’ of Marcom Manor Continue reading
i MISS HER RAPIER WIT!
i WAS iNSTANT IN FUKKKIN LOVE WITH HER! Continue reading
Whaaaa the Fuk? Continue reading
Just to remember who I was supposed to fukken be. Went to the hospital, They Reminded Me Of who I was supposed to be. Continue reading
Eye-Rack Continue reading
I am an arrogant Texan, but I love Lenny Bruce. A man just about as far from removed from Texan as one could ever be. (Except maybe George Bush the Elder) Continue reading
I miss his dumb ass (and ‘dumb-ass’ is a term of endearment where I come from)
If one is lucky, really lucky, one meets maybe one, two, or three or four people in life that transcend funny. Bob-The Mechanic Was Just Such A Person
Yeah Continue reading
Where Be You Now? Continue reading
“If music be the food of love, play on”
–Orsino From ‘Twelfth Night’
Who Am I Kidding?
No-One ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money) Continue reading
I Have Never Been To Louisiana! Hahahah! Y’all Doan B’Lieve Me?!
The Greatest Texan
Sam Houston Continue reading
Let’s love this one!
Memory Lance – Lane Continue reading
I added a Daddy Snippet….
Under the Rainbow.
Cannot believe I did not include this in the orig. Continue reading
Weeping For My Country
I Am Just A ‘Simple’ Man: Simple Wants, Simple Needs, Simple Desires. In Short: I Am A ‘Simpleton’
Thrice Continue reading
Young Rookie Sailors Missing Planning Ahead Capacities Continue reading
Maggie and Hala Used to Sing This Song around Our Office In Amman.
They Were So Charming!
I miss them so much! Continue reading
And Just When You Thought It Safe To Read One Of My Posts…
I MISS My SISTER! Continue reading
The IDF soldier navigated down the hill as Janet got ‘properly’ dressed inside our tent to greet our visitor. Continue reading
I Still MISS Her
HELL! i STILL MISS ALL MY EX-WIVES!
I LOVED Them All–Semi-Equally Continue reading
The California That I loved so Much is Dead to me Now.
This Hurts My Heart.
More Than You Can Possible Know. Continue reading
“I’m Just Livin’ My Life Like A Song”
Outta Tune, But, So What? I Make My Own Kind Of Music Continue reading
Git Yer “Lenny” On!
I AM A “Humble Man’
Believe That Shite? If You Answer ‘Yes’
You Hve Swerved Onto The Wrong Page. You Should’ve Taken That OTHER Turn At Albuquerque–Just Sayin’ Continue reading
I Can NEVER Even Aspire To Be This Brave, Nor Possess Such A Heart.
Isn’t THAT Funny! Me! Mister Navy SEAL Trainee X 2! Continue reading
I Shall NEVER/EVER Stop Loving & Respecting Her! Continue reading
Dorothy HamillAnd Stupid Lance-A-Not!
Doncha Know? Continue reading
“Huh? Uh… Lance? Are You Okay”
“No” Continue reading
(Took Me A Few Months To Learn Just Enuff Hebrew To Get Me Into Serious Trouble… But Learned Hebrew, I Did–Much To My Chagrin…)
I arrived thirteen months and change after the ‘Event’. Continue reading
What An Adventure My Life Has Been. I Have Truly Been Blessed! (And THIS From An ATHEIST!) HAHAHAHA! Continue reading
U.S. NAVY! Continue reading
I Still Carry My Shame Around In My Left Hip Pocket. Just to Remind Me of What An Asshole I Can Be… Continue reading
Jury Had To Make A Decision.
Damn! I Didn’t Wanna. I Mean, Who Was I? A Criminal, That’s Who. A Criminal Who NEVER Got Caught. “There But For The Grace of God, Go I” Continue reading
Yes! I Love My Life’s Experiences Continue reading
Believe it or Do Not, But I Enjoyed My Experience On Jury Duty. At Least I Was NOT, For Once, On the Wrong Side of The LAW. Continue reading
On the appointed day I dutifully showed up at the Hunt County Courthouse (in a borrowed car) along with about one hundred twenty thusly cursed potential selectees. Continue reading
TEXAS FOREVER!! Continue reading
Back in the mid – Seventies, Madelyn worked at a joint in Bonham, Texas: ‘Richard’s Jeans’. Continue reading
THIS IS FICTION!
Wanna Buy A Bridge?
I Have one for sale
A Bargain at any price
I’m Gonna Re-Post This B’cuz I Am An Idiot & It Is A Shakespeare Kind-o-Day Continue reading
No! No ‘Optional Excepts.
Anyway… Continue reading
Rickie Lee Today
It is that kind of day!
Okay? Continue reading
I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.
Twice Continue reading
NAVY: ALL-THE-WAY! Continue reading
Was I Born Stupid, Or Did I Have To Work On It? Continue reading
I LFell Head-Over-Heels For Her!
Alas, She Did NOT Fall For Me
But I Kept Tryin’ To ‘Win’ Her
And Jesus Wept Continue reading
And My Colors Don’t Run!
I am a Patriotic Son
I Adore Her!
Absolutely Adore Her Continue reading
I Am Molvin’ To Montana Soon!
Gonna Be A Dental Floss Tycoon
So they put me on a stretcher and schlepped me out of the Hotel Magnuson. Continue reading
I Love New York City
Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast. Most of you may not. Some of you may know I get emotional about issues. Continue reading
I Fell In-Love With Her At First Sight/Read!
Inshallah, I hope to be this Brave.
J’espere Continue reading
Positive Vibrations! Continue reading
A CLASSIC! Continue reading
There were a few other escapades no less bizarre during this time, but I won’t recount them here. Continue reading