I would Give All of ME! To HER! fOR jUST oNE Night!  “Is This Love Erin? Yep. From Where I Sit It Certainly Is” (UPDATED WITH VIDS)

I would Give All of ME! To HER! fOR jUST oNE Night! “Is This Love Erin? Yep. From Where I Sit It Certainly Is” (UPDATED WITH VIDS)

And She is Scottish! (And Y’all Know I love Scottish Women) Uncle Bob! Very Happy Upbeat Song! Is this Love! (Video Credit: DARK FIRE30) I’m Really Really REALLY infatuated with Erin Burnette. I don’t even know why. Maybe because she is smart. And so well-educated. This draws me. Like a moth to a flame. I … Continue reading

Yeah! I’m Still Shit-Postin’! Go Somewhere Else! Ignore Me! “Babes, Info (Info-Babes)”

Yeah! I’m Still Shit-Postin’! Go Somewhere Else! Ignore Me! “Babes, Info (Info-Babes)”

(“Babes, Info: Plural. Colloquial.”)—Lance Webster ******** I am not a fan of Babe Ruth (Or of His Candy Bar) I am not a Fan of ‘Babes-In-Toy-Land’ I am not a Fan of Fukked – Up Word-Depressed ‘Customer-Service’ Babes I am not a fan of ‘Babe The Pig‘ I am not a fan of Babe Actresses … Continue reading

Some Folks ‘Liked’ This, So I Havta Re-Post it: “On Writing. On Thinking. On Drinking.” HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

Some Folks ‘Liked’ This, So I Havta Re-Post it: “On Writing. On Thinking. On Drinking.” HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

I Throw Excuses at Me for Not Writing: ‘Too Early’‘Too Late’‘Too Hot’‘Too Cold’‘Too wet’‘Too Dry’‘Too Sober’ ‘Too Drunk’ ‘Oh Wait!—There’s ‘Breaking News on CNN!’ (I am far too Easily Distracted!) Eventually, I empty out my ‘Excuses-Bag-of-Tricks’ Then I Park My Ass On The ‘Writing Chair’ And I Begin trying to write. (I have SO Much … Continue reading

I Have Lost My Fudking Mind! (I cannot even speil “Fukking–This Makes Me Laugh So Fuc8888infk—Hard—Y’all Cannot Even Be-Gin To Comprehend!) Computers Piss Me Off! (This Post is a Fucking Mess! I’ll Fix it Once I stop Bleeding to Death!)

I Have Lost My Fudking Mind! (I cannot even speil “Fukking–This Makes Me Laugh So Fuc8888infk—Hard—Y’all Cannot Even Be-Gin To Comprehend!) Computers Piss Me Off! (This Post is a Fucking Mess! I’ll Fix it Once I stop Bleeding to Death!)

I got a new power supply, But The Ded One Refuses To Give up The Ghost! I cannot get All The shit I had plugged into it unplugged! I Am even Bleedin’ Over This Bullshite Why is My Life So Fuckin’ Difficult? It should be a Simple Thing To Replace A Fuckin’ Comp Power Supply! … Continue reading

This Repost is For An Almost Friend. She Knows Who She is And Since She is NOT Stupid, SHE  Will GET The Joke! And  Someday Regret The LOSS of a MAN Who Tried to Adore her, even from afar! And She ain’t even pretty! But she intriqued Me! I will take intrigue over preety eight days of the week! Great Songs for a Rainy Day (Goddamn Fucking Dammmnit! I MISS Madelyn!!!!! we Both loved Joni! Almost equally, but it really wasn’t a competition!—Fuk Her! I was suppossosed to die FIrST! Then I would not have to SUFFER!)—mADDY! yOU Bitch! You skinny cunt! You had NO Right to die and leave me!!!!) Fuk Life and death and fuk me for falling in love with so many bitches I could never be in the same room with for more than five minutes! Unless it was in a bedroom or in the backseat of my car. In those rare cases I could stretch  the time to six minutes!

This Repost is For An Almost Friend. She Knows Who She is And Since She is NOT Stupid, SHE Will GET The Joke! And Someday Regret The LOSS of a MAN Who Tried to Adore her, even from afar! And She ain’t even pretty! But she intriqued Me! I will take intrigue over preety eight days of the week! Great Songs for a Rainy Day (Goddamn Fucking Dammmnit! I MISS Madelyn!!!!! we Both loved Joni! Almost equally, but it really wasn’t a competition!—Fuk Her! I was suppossosed to die FIrST! Then I would not have to SUFFER!)—mADDY! yOU Bitch! You skinny cunt! You had NO Right to die and leave me!!!!) Fuk Life and death and fuk me for falling in love with so many bitches I could never be in the same room with for more than five minutes! Unless it was in a bedroom or in the backseat of my car. In those rare cases I could stretch the time to six minutes!

BACKSEAT OF MY CAR (This is Some of Paul’s Best Work—So Many Memories of Memories I Cherish of Listening to This Fuckking Album With Mostly Now Dead Lost Friends—I am Gonna Go Cry Now For A While—BRB!) “Here in Savannah  Memphis it’s pourin’ rain “Palm trees in the porch light like slick black cellophane. “Will … Continue reading

I AM RE-POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND “GLASSIC”–SARCASTIC “FUKKIN’ LANCE! HAVE A NICE DAY! OH YEAH! I FUKKIN’ ADDED SOME SHIT!  Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post!   But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ! While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’  Sistine Chapel??? WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP! (yEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA  AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU! Yes! I am that ASSHOLE Your Parents WARNED  You About! AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE  EMAIL ME A FUCKKIN’ PHILIPPIPS  AND A FLIP-INO TO OPERATE IT! SCREW-DRIVER SO THAT I MAY REPAIR MY BIG, FOR REALS COMPUTER? THIS LAP-TOP PISSES ME OFF!

I AM RE-POSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND “GLASSIC”–SARCASTIC “FUKKIN’ LANCE! HAVE A NICE DAY! OH YEAH! I FUKKIN’ ADDED SOME SHIT! Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post! But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ! While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’ Sistine Chapel??? WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP! (yEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU! Yes! I am that ASSHOLE Your Parents WARNED You About! AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EMAIL ME A FUCKKIN’ PHILIPPIPS AND A FLIP-INO TO OPERATE IT! SCREW-DRIVER SO THAT I MAY REPAIR MY BIG, FOR REALS COMPUTER? THIS LAP-TOP PISSES ME OFF!

Now I’m gonna Lay Me Down to Sleep Forever (and Three Days) Oh Happy Fukkin’ Dagger! And Just Because I Have a Sense of HUMOR: OH MY Gawd! JULIE! JULIE Julie! How Do I LoveThee? I CANNOT COUNT THE WAYS! All The Ways That I Love YOU! You Girl! ARE Fukkin’ Brilliant!!!! A Fukkin’ TREASURE! … Continue reading

Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post!   But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ! While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’  Sistine Chapel??? WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP! (yEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA  AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU!

Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post! But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Why Does “Workin'” With WordPress Make Me Feel Like Michelangelo, On His Back, Probably Regularilly gettin’ FUKKED IN HIS AZZ! While Just Tryin’ To Paint The Fukkin’ Sistine Chapel??? WHY? OH Why?? Fuk YOU WP! (yEaH! ThiS iS A FUCKiN’ RANT! gO away From Me!) AND TAKE YER FUKKING TEA AND SIM- PHONY BULLSHIT WITH YOU!

NO. It’s AWFUL “My Momma Loved Me But She died” I LOVE THIS MAN! “THE CHURCH OF FUCK YOU!” And While I’m at it: FUCK YOU TOO FACEBOOK! YAHOO!!!!

AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!   AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY! AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT A PATRIOT I AM!

AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! AND THIS PAINS ME TO ADMIT BECAUSE Y’ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY COUNTRY! AND Y’ALL KNOW WHAT A PATRIOT I AM!

I’LL EXPAND ON THIS RIGHT AFTER I GET DONE THROWING MY TELEVISON AND CNN THROUGH MY FUKKIN’ WINDOW THE HOLE IS ALREADY THERE! NO LARGE DEAL! “Barely an Inconvience” (Yeah I stole that line too!) That’s What Puts The “Social” In “Social Media!” https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2iUwfYi_1FCGGqhOUNx-iA

Fuk Yu WordPress! Why Cannot You Make ShiT That Works? I Pay Four-Hunnnerd Per Year for This Shit? Fuckin’ Top-‘Tear’ Fuckin’ WP??? ALL THE GD BELLS AND WHISTLES???? You DUMB-ASS Mother-Fuckin’ Cock-suckers  Make Me Wanna Spit—In Yer Face!  Really! No bullshit! Try Me! I swear to God! Y’all Could Fuck Up A Wet Dream!  “My Humble Tribute To The Highwomen” & Johnny Cash

Fuk Yu WordPress! Why Cannot You Make ShiT That Works? I Pay Four-Hunnnerd Per Year for This Shit? Fuckin’ Top-‘Tear’ Fuckin’ WP??? ALL THE GD BELLS AND WHISTLES???? You DUMB-ASS Mother-Fuckin’ Cock-suckers Make Me Wanna Spit—In Yer Face! Really! No bullshit! Try Me! I swear to God! Y’all Could Fuck Up A Wet Dream! “My Humble Tribute To The Highwomen” & Johnny Cash

Hey WordPress! Got a telegram for YOU! An’ Ya Know Whut WP? As Ron White Famouslously Sez: “You Caint Fix STUPID!” Cred: Ron White (Duh!) Author’s Note: Y’all wanna know why I am still up-in-Worpress’s Ass? Be-Fuckin’ Cause EVER’TIME I try to Upload, Download, Sideways Load, Up-Side-down-load Any Kind of LOAD WP Gives Me ATTITUDE! … Continue reading

UPDATED!  FREEDOM OF SPEECH! ADDED LOTS OF CHICKS! This Post is a Little Wonky BeCuz… Guess What? Fu*cK’d-UP WordPress! I DID try! Re-DAS-Boot “And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)” I did  Manage to Add Some NEW Shit to this One Though WP was Kickin’ and Screamin’!

UPDATED! FREEDOM OF SPEECH! ADDED LOTS OF CHICKS! This Post is a Little Wonky BeCuz… Guess What? Fu*cK’d-UP WordPress! I DID try! Re-DAS-Boot “And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)” I did Manage to Add Some NEW Shit to this One Though WP was Kickin’ and Screamin’!

Lenny & Hitch Continue reading

This Post is a Little Wonky BeCuz… Guess What? Fu*cK’d-UP WordPress! I DID try! Re-DAS-Boot “And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)” I did  Manage to Add Some NEW Shit to this One Though WP was Kickin’ and Screamin’!

This Post is a Little Wonky BeCuz… Guess What? Fu*cK’d-UP WordPress! I DID try! Re-DAS-Boot “And Lenny (and Christopher) Lives (again) Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid (sic)” I did Manage to Add Some NEW Shit to this One Though WP was Kickin’ and Screamin’!

Lenny & Hitch Continue reading

Fuk Me to Beers! The Best Peeps I Met, I Met  In Re-HaBab Whatever! None of Us Could spel for shit!   Poem For “Ethel”–Fake Name–UBH: Interlude

Fuk Me to Beers! The Best Peeps I Met, I Met In Re-HaBab Whatever! None of Us Could spel for shit! Poem For “Ethel”–Fake Name–UBH: Interlude

Or…. Why is the rum gone?     Black Hair Black Eyes Bright Smile Great Thighs Wily Words From Her Mouth Gave No Pause Left No Doubt Words Delivered With Such Charm Better Watch Out You’ll Be Disarmed Your Walls Came Crashing Down Your Weapons On The Ground She Was Standing There (Laughing At My … Continue reading

Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fuckin; Much! Why The Fuck Do You Think I Enlisted in The US Fuckin’ Navy? Sure! Some of it was My Ego! I Thought I Could Become a Fuckin’ NAVY FUCKIN’ SEAL Guess What? That did Not Work Out For Me! Fuckin’ Twice! Did I blame Anyone But Me? Of Course Not! (Wow! there’s too mucho mas profanity in this post! But! I am fuckin’ Sailor! Ignore or block me!)

Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fuckin; Much! Why The Fuck Do You Think I Enlisted in The US Fuckin’ Navy? Sure! Some of it was My Ego! I Thought I Could Become a Fuckin’ NAVY FUCKIN’ SEAL Guess What? That did Not Work Out For Me! Fuckin’ Twice! Did I blame Anyone But Me? Of Course Not! (Wow! there’s too mucho mas profanity in this post! But! I am fuckin’ Sailor! Ignore or block me!)

This Post is a WIP
Rest
Assurred
This Asshole
Has not Yet begun
To Fight!
I Shall Re-Turn
For
Now
It is
Yer
Turn
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Either I’M too drunk to bE drunk or too fi==ukkkin’g Stupid to bE Stupid, oR WP is STUPID!      i AM  GONNA GO W/OPTION “c”   UP-PUP_Fuckin’ Dated! Profane Profanity! (With Special Guest Star Cordelia) I am So Far Away From “Give-a-Shit-Land” that even If I had Unlimited Access to the Hubble: It would Make as ’bout as Much and Concern to Me as a Cup of Warm Copenhagen Spit! I’d Just FLUSH IT  Along with  all the Other sUPER-dUPPER superfulious callifragile —-you know rhe resa=a=song—if you have a fucking brain! I am removin’ from MY Knife (and MY LIFe)! WP Brings OUT The Worst Liver WurtZ Parts of Me! I am trying to Be KIND! But WP is turning this into a fukkkin STRUGGLE! I MAY AS WELL BE BACK IN IRAQ! LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER THEN! WP is Pissin’ Me The FUK OFF! hAVE I failed to MENTION TODAY  How MUCH I HATE WP??????

Either I’M too drunk to bE drunk or too fi==ukkkin’g Stupid to bE Stupid, oR WP is STUPID! i AM GONNA GO W/OPTION “c” UP-PUP_Fuckin’ Dated! Profane Profanity! (With Special Guest Star Cordelia) I am So Far Away From “Give-a-Shit-Land” that even If I had Unlimited Access to the Hubble: It would Make as ’bout as Much and Concern to Me as a Cup of Warm Copenhagen Spit! I’d Just FLUSH IT Along with all the Other sUPER-dUPPER superfulious callifragile —-you know rhe resa=a=song—if you have a fucking brain! I am removin’ from MY Knife (and MY LIFe)! WP Brings OUT The Worst Liver WurtZ Parts of Me! I am trying to Be KIND! But WP is turning this into a fukkkin STRUGGLE! I MAY AS WELL BE BACK IN IRAQ! LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER THEN! WP is Pissin’ Me The FUK OFF! hAVE I failed to MENTION TODAY How MUCH I HATE WP??????

I use a lot.
A lot of Profanity
What can I say?
I am a Texan / Sailor
Or a Sailor / Texan.
‘Tis my nature.
Never mean to offend. Continue reading

UP-PUP_Fuckin’ Dated! Profane Profanity! (With Special Guest Star Cordelia) I am So Far Away From “Give-a-shit Land” that even If I had Unlimited Access to the Hubble: It would Make as ’bout as Much and Concern to Me as a Cup of Warm Copenhagen Spit! I’d Just FLUSH IT  Along with  all the Other sUPER-dUPPER superfulious callifragile —-you know rhe resa=a=song—if you have a fucking brain! I am removin’ from MY Knife (and MY LIFe)!

UP-PUP_Fuckin’ Dated! Profane Profanity! (With Special Guest Star Cordelia) I am So Far Away From “Give-a-shit Land” that even If I had Unlimited Access to the Hubble: It would Make as ’bout as Much and Concern to Me as a Cup of Warm Copenhagen Spit! I’d Just FLUSH IT Along with all the Other sUPER-dUPPER superfulious callifragile —-you know rhe resa=a=song—if you have a fucking brain! I am removin’ from MY Knife (and MY LIFe)!

I use a lot.
A lot of Profanity
What can I say?
I am a Texan / Sailor
Or a Sailor / Texan.
‘Tis my nature.
Never mean to offend. Continue reading

I am so sick of Lance! Je sweee malad aNS DESOLAAID, BUT nEVER CAN GET FUCKIN’ LAID! & FUCKIN’ FATIG yEAH!’D=odd dam (Dat’s French! Y’all! I am so fukkin’ sick of LANCE! sOMEONE SHOOT this FUCKER! rIGHT bETEEN THE FUK EYES! IN THE FUKKIN G EYEE! so Pissed off at that God! You know the one! THAT ONE WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE SOLD ME A BILL GOODS! hIS ASS was writing writing  was writing Checks He Was Never Gonna CASh! What as ASS! hOLE! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! I really wante to FUCKING BELIEVE! BUT I LEAR’ND TO READ! MY HUGE FUKKIN’ MONU-MENTAL FUCK-UP!!!!! Fuk this! My mental mind is BLOWN!!! AWAY! (i may be havin’ some “issues”)—insannity ones! And I cannot spel nor typy fer caca!

I am so sick of Lance! Je sweee malad aNS DESOLAAID, BUT nEVER CAN GET FUCKIN’ LAID! & FUCKIN’ FATIG yEAH!’D=odd dam (Dat’s French! Y’all! I am so fukkin’ sick of LANCE! sOMEONE SHOOT this FUCKER! rIGHT bETEEN THE FUK EYES! IN THE FUKKIN G EYEE! so Pissed off at that God! You know the one! THAT ONE WHO NEVER EXISTED! HE SOLD ME A BILL GOODS! hIS ASS was writing writing was writing Checks He Was Never Gonna CASh! What as ASS! hOLE! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! I really wante to FUCKING BELIEVE! BUT I LEAR’ND TO READ! MY HUGE FUKKIN’ MONU-MENTAL FUCK-UP!!!!! Fuk this! My mental mind is BLOWN!!! AWAY! (i may be havin’ some “issues”)—insannity ones! And I cannot spel nor typy fer caca!

DO NOT READ THIS! IT WILL PISS YOU OFF! Continue reading

YES! THIS IS A RANT! pLEASE! PLEASE! dO NOT READ, UNLESS YOU  WANNA BE DIS-PLEASED! THEN, BY ALL MEANS, BE MY MOTHER-FUCKIN’ GUEST! BUT WATCH YER STEP! THIS SLOPE IS SKIPPERY & SLIPPY-ERY!!! motherFUCK YOU WordPress! I am Cryin’ Over Madelyn. wanted to think about her some more! add some shit to a recent post! But Oh No! Caint bE havin’ that FUCK YOU WP! THERE IS AWWAZE A FUK-U WORK-AROUND! WHO THE FUK YOU THINK U BE FUKKIN’ WID?! HUH???!!! IDIOTs! MORONS! “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” FUK YOU WP! IF YOU DID NOT HOLD ALL MY SHIT HOSTAGE I WOULD FUCKING JUST FUJJING KILL YOU AND THEN SPIT ON YER GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! AS I MADE MY WAY TO AN IRISH PUB TO NOT DRINK A TOAST TO YU! FUCK YOU! YOU ASH=HOLES! HOPE YOU TURN TO ASH ‘FORE I DO! I WON’T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT! ‘THRUST’ ME! (BUT YOU’RE TOO FUKKIN’ STUPID TO REALIZE TH’ JOKE IS ON YOU!!!!!!!! YU MORONS! GO AHEAD! TRY ME! I ALMOST GRA-D-E-ATED FROM ‘TRAINED, LICENZE TO KILL MORON SCREW=YOU SCHOOL! FUKKIN’ TIMES TWO. I HAVE SEEN IT ALL!  DO NOT PISS ME OFF ONCE MORE! TRUST ME! I’M FUKKING NUTS! HEY! HEY! NSA! BRING IT! I AM ‘BOUT TO B’COME A DOMESTCATED TERROR MOTHER-FUCKER!–IST! JUST-IST! YEAH! FUCKIN’ JUSTICE! GO AHEAD! PUSH THE RED BUTTON! SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS! YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT WHO KNOWS? YOUR MILEAGE AND BLOOD SPILLAGE… MAY TARRY OR VARY! ASK ME HOW MANY FUCKS I’M GONNA GIVE! I GOTS ME NOTHIN’ LEFT TO LOSE. THIS MAKES ME A VERY DANGEROUS SUMBITCH! DO NOT FUK WID ME! WORD TO ANYONE WHO MAY STILL BE WISE IN YER FUKKIN’ LAME=ASS ORI-FIZE! WHICH I AM QUITE CERTAIN IS OVER-SIZED (AND BLOATED BEYOND REPAIR!)

YES! THIS IS A RANT! pLEASE! PLEASE! dO NOT READ, UNLESS YOU WANNA BE DIS-PLEASED! THEN, BY ALL MEANS, BE MY MOTHER-FUCKIN’ GUEST! BUT WATCH YER STEP! THIS SLOPE IS SKIPPERY & SLIPPY-ERY!!! motherFUCK YOU WordPress! I am Cryin’ Over Madelyn. wanted to think about her some more! add some shit to a recent post! But Oh No! Caint bE havin’ that FUCK YOU WP! THERE IS AWWAZE A FUK-U WORK-AROUND! WHO THE FUK YOU THINK U BE FUKKIN’ WID?! HUH???!!! IDIOTs! MORONS! “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” FUK YOU WP! IF YOU DID NOT HOLD ALL MY SHIT HOSTAGE I WOULD FUCKING JUST FUJJING KILL YOU AND THEN SPIT ON YER GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! AS I MADE MY WAY TO AN IRISH PUB TO NOT DRINK A TOAST TO YU! FUCK YOU! YOU ASH=HOLES! HOPE YOU TURN TO ASH ‘FORE I DO! I WON’T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT! ‘THRUST’ ME! (BUT YOU’RE TOO FUKKIN’ STUPID TO REALIZE TH’ JOKE IS ON YOU!!!!!!!! YU MORONS! GO AHEAD! TRY ME! I ALMOST GRA-D-E-ATED FROM ‘TRAINED, LICENZE TO KILL MORON SCREW=YOU SCHOOL! FUKKIN’ TIMES TWO. I HAVE SEEN IT ALL! DO NOT PISS ME OFF ONCE MORE! TRUST ME! I’M FUKKING NUTS! HEY! HEY! NSA! BRING IT! I AM ‘BOUT TO B’COME A DOMESTCATED TERROR MOTHER-FUCKER!–IST! JUST-IST! YEAH! FUCKIN’ JUSTICE! GO AHEAD! PUSH THE RED BUTTON! SEE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS! YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT WHO KNOWS? YOUR MILEAGE AND BLOOD SPILLAGE… MAY TARRY OR VARY! ASK ME HOW MANY FUCKS I’M GONNA GIVE! I GOTS ME NOTHIN’ LEFT TO LOSE. THIS MAKES ME A VERY DANGEROUS SUMBITCH! DO NOT FUK WID ME! WORD TO ANYONE WHO MAY STILL BE WISE IN YER FUKKIN’ LAME=ASS ORI-FIZE! WHICH I AM QUITE CERTAIN IS OVER-SIZED (AND BLOATED BEYOND REPAIR!)

I still miss her. “Maria” (And some guy) Madelyn & Me! Me & Madelyn! On-The-Stage! Stars! She & Me! Me & She! We had to share The Spotlight, but “The Play” Was always about HER Not Me As it should be. ******* She ‘Maria’ to My ‘Cap’n Von Trapp’ “Sound of Music” HS Play: Circa … Continue reading

(YEAH! I’M A FUCKIN’ MORON! ) GET THE FUCK OVER IT! mORE Sailor – Shit! Fuk OFF!  go gET  Wreck’d )And Sandy! Andy!) Think I GiVe a Fuk? IF YoU ArR Hear Hear You DO.T HEaR To(o) FukKin’ Good. And take Toto Too With You! Do ya! You are Readin’ ThE Wrong FuCkin’ BlOg! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! You Think I enjoy Living with Lance? If you Do, You are Fucking STUPID!!!! AND YEAH! I LOVE TO Shit WHERE i eat! tHIS is JUST hOW i fuckin’ ROLL! (iF You are concered for my SANITY  or lack THEREOF, Your CONCERNS are WELL, well-founded. But never fear: I WW2 WILL BE DEAD SOON!) But not today. OK? I still HAVE some assholes in my fucket bucket who have pissed me off! And are in serious need of an ass-kickin’. Which I will be more than happy to administer. Believe me: They will miss me! Later! Much Later! But they will harbor fond memories of that ass-kickin’

(YEAH! I’M A FUCKIN’ MORON! ) GET THE FUCK OVER IT! mORE Sailor – Shit! Fuk OFF! go gET Wreck’d )And Sandy! Andy!) Think I GiVe a Fuk? IF YoU ArR Hear Hear You DO.T HEaR To(o) FukKin’ Good. And take Toto Too With You! Do ya! You are Readin’ ThE Wrong FuCkin’ BlOg! What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT! It is Insulting, Disrespectful, And It WILL PISS YOU OFF! wILL sEVeREallLY PISS YOU ofF! You Think I enjoy Living with Lance? If you Do, You are Fucking STUPID!!!! AND YEAH! I LOVE TO Shit WHERE i eat! tHIS is JUST hOW i fuckin’ ROLL! (iF You are concered for my SANITY or lack THEREOF, Your CONCERNS are WELL, well-founded. But never fear: I WW2 WILL BE DEAD SOON!) But not today. OK? I still HAVE some assholes in my fucket bucket who have pissed me off! And are in serious need of an ass-kickin’. Which I will be more than happy to administer. Believe me: They will miss me! Later! Much Later! But they will harbor fond memories of that ass-kickin’

DO NOT READ THIS! IT WILL PISS YOU OFF! Continue reading

DO NOT READ THIS ONE EITHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! “More Dispatches From The Front Lines Of My Facebook Flame Wars”

DO NOT READ THIS ONE EITHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! “More Dispatches From The Front Lines Of My Facebook Flame Wars”

I once knew a Theist named Kent
He told me his Joy Heaven Sent
But his mind slipped a gear
His faith fled in fear
So I gave up on Kent for Lent Continue reading

I think I Somehow Managed to ‘Fix” The Fukked-Up Screwed-UP Download On This Post! (The Judy Garland ONE!) I respect My Readers! I do NOT Wish to Waste Your  Time Waiting On Some Bullshit Vid To Load! I try MY BEST to Fix Broken Shit! I ‘Work’ The Problem! “HOLLYWOOD! Up-Dated!! Re-Visit This One Y’all. It is Awesome! The Vids! The Vids! The Vids! Ignore My Prose! Watch the Videos!”

I think I Somehow Managed to ‘Fix” The Fukked-Up Screwed-UP Download On This Post! (The Judy Garland ONE!) I respect My Readers! I do NOT Wish to Waste Your Time Waiting On Some Bullshit Vid To Load! I try MY BEST to Fix Broken Shit! I ‘Work’ The Problem! “HOLLYWOOD! Up-Dated!! Re-Visit This One Y’all. It is Awesome! The Vids! The Vids! The Vids! Ignore My Prose! Watch the Videos!”

In Need indeed, needs more love. Continue reading

He Drinks at Home Now Most Nights With the TV on and all the house lights Left Up Bright, or “I’m gonna blow this damn candle out. I don’t want nobody comin’ over to my table; I got nothin’ to talk to anybody about.”

He Drinks at Home Now Most Nights With the TV on and all the house lights Left Up Bright, or “I’m gonna blow this damn candle out. I don’t want nobody comin’ over to my table; I got nothin’ to talk to anybody about.”

“I’m gonna blow this damn candle out.” Continue reading

Read The Atheist Part “Jury Duty, Texas Style: A Re-Post”

Read The Atheist Part “Jury Duty, Texas Style: A Re-Post”

On the appointed day I dutifully showed up at the Hunt County Courthouse (in a borrowed car) along with about one hundred twenty thusly cursed potential selectees. Continue reading

What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT!

What’s It All About? THIS HAS TURNED INTO A RANT! DO NOT READ IT!

What’s it all about? I am Atheist, Capital A Have Been Ever Since I  Learned To Read This will never change. Everyone knows this. I am Not Militant About it! But Some “Hyper Christians Keep Trying to “Save” Me! Save Me From What? Yes, I have Theist Friends. I live in a State Flush With … Continue reading

I’m real Ill–Probably Gonna Be Ded Soon. Read Quick! The Comments on the Orig Post Are Priceless Gems! “What’s it all about, Alfie?” And YES! this Post is a Chocolate Mess!

I’m real Ill–Probably Gonna Be Ded Soon. Read Quick! The Comments on the Orig Post Are Priceless Gems! “What’s it all about, Alfie?” And YES! this Post is a Chocolate Mess!

“Do you have a point?” “Yes.” “What is it?” Pregnant pause. “So, you don’t have a point?” “Uh….” “When you discover your point, get back to me. If you want me, I’ll be in the bar.” Cred: Cilla Black – Alfie (Official Video) If you don’t…. listen…. Joni…. N/M I’ve grow weary of beating this … Continue reading

Natalie Would, If She Could… Have Me! How Many times Have I Re-Posted This One? Screw it! Read It Again. I am Over-Proud of it! “Tonight Tonight!” (Tried to Edit it. But Guess What? WordPress is  STUPID!!)

Natalie Would, If She Could… Have Me! How Many times Have I Re-Posted This One? Screw it! Read It Again. I am Over-Proud of it! “Tonight Tonight!” (Tried to Edit it. But Guess What? WordPress is STUPID!!)

Premise of a Promise I keep trying to fulfill Continue reading

Sailors Are all Assholes: Trust me! I know! “Part Six of A Sailor’s Scholarly History of the South Pacific: Mary-Lou and Mama-San and Gainful Unemployment”

Sailors Are all Assholes: Trust me! I know! “Part Six of A Sailor’s Scholarly History of the South Pacific: Mary-Lou and Mama-San and Gainful Unemployment”

Here is how bar fines are not designed to work:

You do NOT Lose it. (Your receipt)
You broke it; you bought it.
You hand over your receipt to your rental so she can leave you. Continue reading

I’m Still Searchin’ For My Rainbow “Happy Place!” Oh Wait! Found IT! Madonna! Brings Me Happiness! Endless Happy! I LOVE HER! She Has Enriched My Life! Immensely! Immeasurably!  Fore-ev’r-ably! (I spent a few little minutes building this one) I do hope you enjoy my “Work”!)

I’m Still Searchin’ For My Rainbow “Happy Place!” Oh Wait! Found IT! Madonna! Brings Me Happiness! Endless Happy! I LOVE HER! She Has Enriched My Life! Immensely! Immeasurably! Fore-ev’r-ably! (I spent a few little minutes building this one) I do hope you enjoy my “Work”!)

Mo love
Mo love
Mo love
This post needs.
Mo Madonna Love
I love this woman.
If you have a brain, you do tool. You tool
She moves my body in ways my body ain’t supposed/designed to move. Continue reading

Pain (Agin) I love MY NAVY!

Pain (Agin) I love MY NAVY!

Afg has brought me Pain Againe. Picking up from the last half-chapter… Matt, Rogers, and I were in Viva Young. I had been smitten. But the smite –her was elusive, so Matt and I retired to the pool tables. Me hoping to fleece him outta some beer money. He hoping for good conversation and Lance … Continue reading

Still in Sailor Mode! “Sea (Somewhat of a Stream of Almost Consciousness)”

Still in Sailor Mode! “Sea (Somewhat of a Stream of Almost Consciousness)”

The scariest thing to me… Was at sea. In the Indian Ocean, late one night (That “IO” That Ho!) Late at Night. And the ship was tight. And the waves were big. Real big. IO, She was angry. And I was scared. (No! HE Was scared). I was never scared! I was drinking coffee… And … Continue reading

OH why Not!? ‘Lance! Lance! LANCE!!! Take a Fuckin’ Break! Get Over Yourself!  Added More Navy SEAL SHIT! “Part Two of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific”

OH why Not!? ‘Lance! Lance! LANCE!!! Take a Fuckin’ Break! Get Over Yourself! Added More Navy SEAL SHIT! “Part Two of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific”

When last we left our Boys they had arrived at Viva Young not unlike victorious Roman Legionaries returning from Gaul—The Conquering Heroes—welcomed with gleeful squeals of joy and happiness by the Girls. Continue reading

Yeah! I am Re-Posting Up-Beat Shit Becuz I am Trying To Re-Enter My ‘Happy-Place” and Stop Being Deee-Pressed! “Part Three of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific” “HAPPY TALK!”

Yeah! I am Re-Posting Up-Beat Shit Becuz I am Trying To Re-Enter My ‘Happy-Place” and Stop Being Deee-Pressed! “Part Three of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific” “HAPPY TALK!”

I just had to have some chat with her.
And By God, I would.
Or die.
I became useless for the rest of the evening.
Continue reading

I know this is a ‘Recent Post’ But I am Still in My Lance “Sailor Mode” and In “South Pacific Self-Pity Mode–Mode! Ignore me! Ignore This Post, But When I Wrote it, The Memories Broke My Fucking Heart!   “Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’

I know this is a ‘Recent Post’ But I am Still in My Lance “Sailor Mode” and In “South Pacific Self-Pity Mode–Mode! Ignore me! Ignore This Post, But When I Wrote it, The Memories Broke My Fucking Heart! “Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’

Magsaysay was a little more frenetic than usual for a hot, humid sunny day.
Or maybe it was my imagination.
“Matt,” I remarked as we sauntered down the street heading for Viva Young, “Seem a little busy today?”
“It’s a Filipino holiday,” he said.
“No shit? What’s the occasion?”
“Magellan Day.”
“I thought the Filipinos despised him.”
“They do. This holiday commemorates that poison arrow they planted in his ass back in Fifteen Twenty-One.”
Continue reading

I Did Promise Music and Laughter: I Kind of Lied (BTW: All Lives Matter)

I Did Promise Music and Laughter: I Kind of Lied (BTW: All Lives Matter)

I actually gave this some serious thought earlier today. And truthfully I was inspired by a post I read over yonder at P.R.O.B.L.E.M.S. We were talking about optimism. Well Sharon was but it got me to thinking. (Scary, yeah.) Anyhow, I had this post develop in my head. A post about good and bad. A post … Continue reading

Re-Read This One Just for My Word Press Rant! (It is Under or Below or Above My Rolling Stones Video) Fuck WordPress! ok AND I added some of My “Brilliant” Film Critic Commentary TOO! LMFAO!!!! (AND A WP Bashing vid just fer Shits and GRINS!)

Re-Read This One Just for My Word Press Rant! (It is Under or Below or Above My Rolling Stones Video) Fuck WordPress! ok AND I added some of My “Brilliant” Film Critic Commentary TOO! LMFAO!!!! (AND A WP Bashing vid just fer Shits and GRINS!)

They have an entire Department At WP!
It is Called
“The Department of How We Can Fuck Things UP” Continue reading

OH! OH! OOOOH! MY! GOD! But IS/Was/IS This Aussie AWESOME! (Author’s Note: This POST Just Goes on and On and On and On and on and on and on! Just walk Away Renee! Trust me!) and Don’t Look Back at me–Unless You Want to Turn Me Into a Pillar of Salt. As tempting and appealin’ as that sound to you right now. Revsit that urge! I am gonna write some real epic shit! Real Soon! Hey! Anyone wanna buy a bridge? I got one on sale! Marked down! Special Price! Today Only! It is in Arizona. The new paint is brand fucking New! Still Wet, in Fact!

OH! OH! OOOOH! MY! GOD! But IS/Was/IS This Aussie AWESOME! (Author’s Note: This POST Just Goes on and On and On and On and on and on and on! Just walk Away Renee! Trust me!) and Don’t Look Back at me–Unless You Want to Turn Me Into a Pillar of Salt. As tempting and appealin’ as that sound to you right now. Revsit that urge! I am gonna write some real epic shit! Real Soon! Hey! Anyone wanna buy a bridge? I got one on sale! Marked down! Special Price! Today Only! It is in Arizona. The new paint is brand fucking New! Still Wet, in Fact!

Olivia!!!
BayBeeee!
Be
Mine!
Be MY
Baby! Continue reading

Come On YA’LL! READ THIS ONE! I spent at Least Five Minute(s) Writing IT! yA! I mis-Spiel for The Effect! Hahahahahaa! “I am Re-Re Posting This Expanded Version Because I am Wallowing in Self-Pity For not ‘Making’ A Daughter. Don’t Bother Reading. It is Just For The Record of My Self-Pity. “Every (Rare) Once In A While I See Something On TV That ‘Moves’ Me. This Commercial Moved Me–Gave Me Hope–Made Me Misty-Eyed. Almost Cried.” That’s a Lie. I did cry.”

Come On YA’LL! READ THIS ONE! I spent at Least Five Minute(s) Writing IT! yA! I mis-Spiel for The Effect! Hahahahahaa! “I am Re-Re Posting This Expanded Version Because I am Wallowing in Self-Pity For not ‘Making’ A Daughter. Don’t Bother Reading. It is Just For The Record of My Self-Pity. “Every (Rare) Once In A While I See Something On TV That ‘Moves’ Me. This Commercial Moved Me–Gave Me Hope–Made Me Misty-Eyed. Almost Cried.” That’s a Lie. I did cry.”

I Have This Most Important Poingnant Regret! Continue reading

I am reposting this simply because I want her to see it. I don’t even  know if she has a computer “Simply For Cynthia (Esoteric Post—Don’t Bother)” She is about to drive me to the booze store (I asked if she would—I won’t drive drunk—don’t wanna acidrntally kill some innocent one. Cynthia said she would drive me in my car–she don’t have a car.  She is such ‘good people’. I love her!

I am reposting this simply because I want her to see it. I don’t even know if she has a computer “Simply For Cynthia (Esoteric Post—Don’t Bother)” She is about to drive me to the booze store (I asked if she would—I won’t drive drunk—don’t wanna acidrntally kill some innocent one. Cynthia said she would drive me in my car–she don’t have a car. She is such ‘good people’. I love her!

There is still such a thing as “Good People.” Continue reading

Updated & Had to Add! Arabia (Amman,  Chapter The First) “Maggie”

Updated & Had to Add! Arabia (Amman, Chapter The First) “Maggie”

Maggie and Hala Used to Sing This Song around The Office In Amman. They Were So Charming! I miss them so much! (I Have Photos, But They are On My Broken Computer–Shit!) **** Jordan How many women have I loved (and lost)??? Better Dust off that TI Calculator I worked in Amman Jordan for six … Continue reading

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife: Part “V(iva) Las Vegas”

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife: Part “V(iva) Las Vegas”

“Hey Lance!” she exclaimed. “Come look at this shit! There are little teeny-tiny soap bars in the bathroom. And little baby shampoo bottles! And some paper thingy on the toilet. How I’m supposed to pee with that paper there? And look at this!” she said, walking out of the head and back into the room, “There’s a coffee pot and Coffee! And Look at this here! A Remote Control for the TeeVee!” Continue reading

Shoulda Left Las Vegas

Shoulda Left Las Vegas

Las Vegas And pondering why I love the TV show, ‘Nashville’ so much. Here goes: Many a time while stationed in San Diego, I would make a spur of the moment decision to drive the five hours to Vegas. Occasionally with a buddy or two after closing down a bar somewhere downtown San Dog. Once … Continue reading

My Mind Has Left the Building! Bye Bye Mind! Happy Trails! (And Once Again: Word-Depressed Screwed Up My Edit!) “Hey WordPress Go GET Wrecked!”

My Mind Has Left the Building! Bye Bye Mind! Happy Trails! (And Once Again: Word-Depressed Screwed Up My Edit!) “Hey WordPress Go GET Wrecked!”

****** “Look What They Done To My Brain” Street Cred for Vid: amonem ****** Fuck You Bob! (Ed Note: This Post is Becoming more and more about Melanie, and less and less about Dylan. My Original intent was to do a Dylan Bit. I Got Distracted) The more I discover about this woman, the more … Continue reading

I am re-visiting this–trying to stop thinking of how much I am Missing Madelyn-Missing Her–“English! Or Nor Wee-Gin. You Choose. Or A Charming Darling”

I am re-visiting this–trying to stop thinking of how much I am Missing Madelyn-Missing Her–“English! Or Nor Wee-Gin. You Choose. Or A Charming Darling”

Something is broken in my mindl

Vice is nice.

Candy is dandy

But liquor is quicker

A Charming Darling Continue reading

Someone Recently “Liked” This… So Natch! I Repost it! “English!”

Someone Recently “Liked” This… So Natch! I Repost it! “English!”

(I still love you Baby!) But I had to go See way below… For all the reasons this is so English!I love everything English/British!I had one once.She drove me crazy!I was no longer the smartest in the room.She made me crazy I still love her And I still miss her Marvelous much Woe is me … Continue reading

I am Reposting This For My Dead Sister: She Will Read It. In Heaven Which, if There is Such a Place, Is Where She Belongs You Don’t Need To… Read This. It is Only For Her. “Janis Ian handed my ass to me.”

I am Reposting This For My Dead Sister: She Will Read It. In Heaven Which, if There is Such a Place, Is Where She Belongs You Don’t Need To… Read This. It is Only For Her. “Janis Ian handed my ass to me.”

I said, “Do you wish me dead?” Lip service to books you’ve read Articles on how to bed a bird in flight You called it love I called it greed You say, “You take what you want” I said, “You get what you need” Go on, be a hero, be a man Make your own … Continue reading

I am re-Posting This Because I am Still Missing My Sister and Wallowing In My Self-Pity “My TRUE Forever Sister (Sorry Ann)” And WORDPRESS IS PISSING ME OFF! CANNOT DELETE THE REDUNDANT POSTS IN THIS POST

I am re-Posting This Because I am Still Missing My Sister and Wallowing In My Self-Pity “My TRUE Forever Sister (Sorry Ann)” And WORDPRESS IS PISSING ME OFF! CANNOT DELETE THE REDUNDANT POSTS IN THIS POST

I Need to Get OVER THIS
Somehow! Continue reading

He’s not Really Heavy: He is my Brother; I Can Manage.

He’s not Really Heavy: He is my Brother; I Can Manage.

  “You ain’t heavy; I got ya Bro’. Hang in.” Posted for Teela And for Madelyn “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” *** Here is a no shitter story: I talked to my “ever-so-cool” step-sister Madelyn, back in the Seventies about this song. She said to me, “Lance, what does this song … Continue reading

Twisted Duet (Just One More Madelyn Memory…)

Twisted Duet (Just One More Madelyn Memory…)

One Saturday night, Madelyn and I (And Jennifer Rambo) Found ourselves standing before Daddy. In His Study. That Bitch Gloria (My Step-Mom) was there as Well. Our ‘Mission’… was to procure/beg money. Maddy and Jennifer did this Joni (as a) Duet and Perfection two-part Harmony: a capella! “Twisted” Street Cred For The Vid: JoniJourney (It … Continue reading

plEASe rEReAD tHis! (I added some shit to it–I will never get over the loss of her) i MiSs hEr sO mUCh! So Marvelous MUCH! She was very FAR Removed From Perfect! But  Damnit! I LOVED Her! I loved HER!! Life Ain’t Fair! If There is a God, First Words of Mine to HIM: “Fuck YOU For Taking My Sister! Send Me to That Other, Better Place! FUCK YOU GOD! How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?  Guess YOU Wouldn’t Know, Because You’re an ASSHOLE!”

plEASe rEReAD tHis! (I added some shit to it–I will never get over the loss of her) i MiSs hEr sO mUCh! So Marvelous MUCH! She was very FAR Removed From Perfect! But Damnit! I LOVED Her! I loved HER!! Life Ain’t Fair! If There is a God, First Words of Mine to HIM: “Fuck YOU For Taking My Sister! Send Me to That Other, Better Place! FUCK YOU GOD! How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand? Guess YOU Wouldn’t Know, Because You’re an ASSHOLE!”

I MISS HER SO MUCH! Continue reading

More Love for This Post Please! “Haulin’ Hay For Fun & Profit” Still in ‘Southern Mode!’

More Love for This Post Please! “Haulin’ Hay For Fun & Profit” Still in ‘Southern Mode!’

It’s been a while since I have written about Peanut, but he has been on my mind of late. A few of us in Honey Grove during the Seventies, not being afraid of hard work and also not being afraid of making good money would haul hay during the summers, brutal hot honest work. This … Continue reading

Greatly Expanded! Added VALUES!  Or How Lance  LOVES  His SOUTHERN  Heritage!!  “I HATE POLITICS! (Just Kidding!–I LOVE  Politics–Wood Tics, Bed Tics, Dog Tics, All Tics! “They all Parasitical”) “Hip-Ocrocy”

Greatly Expanded! Added VALUES! Or How Lance LOVES His SOUTHERN Heritage!! “I HATE POLITICS! (Just Kidding!–I LOVE Politics–Wood Tics, Bed Tics, Dog Tics, All Tics! “They all Parasitical”) “Hip-Ocrocy”

I LOVE THE SOUTH! Continue reading

Had to  REPOST THIS ONE Cuz I just Cannot Leave it Hanging: I Forgot to ADD  In My favorite Bits! I HATE POLITICS! (Just Kidding!–I LOVE  Politics–Wood Tics, Bed Tics, Dog Tics, All Tics! “They all Parasitical”) “Hip-Ocrocy”

Had to REPOST THIS ONE Cuz I just Cannot Leave it Hanging: I Forgot to ADD In My favorite Bits! I HATE POLITICS! (Just Kidding!–I LOVE Politics–Wood Tics, Bed Tics, Dog Tics, All Tics! “They all Parasitical”) “Hip-Ocrocy”

I LOVE SOUTHERN! Cliff Notes/Teaser Version: Full Album. Must Listen, or if not, Why Are You Even Here?! Vid Cred for Share:WCW *** Now some might say Brother Dave was a racist and they would probably be right, but I am posting these bits because I love the way he talks politics and specifically about … Continue reading

Rerun, But Fits in Nicely With My Current Kennedy-Bashing Rants: “Why Ruby Did It”

Rerun, But Fits in Nicely With My Current Kennedy-Bashing Rants: “Why Ruby Did It”

Why Jack? Oh Why?!
Of course if you want the answer to that
Burning Behind the Grassy Knoll question, all you need do is listen to Lenny.
Look no further.
Lenny Has This One Covered Y’all Continue reading

I am Re-Re Posting This Expanded Version Because I am Wallowing in Self-Pity For not ‘Making’ A Daughter. Don’t Bother Reading. It is Just For The Record of My Self-Pity. “Every (Rare) Once In A While I See Something On TV That ‘Moves’ Me. This Commercial Moved Me–Gave Me Hope–Made Me Misty-Eyed. Almost Cried.” That’s a Lie. I did cry.

I am Re-Re Posting This Expanded Version Because I am Wallowing in Self-Pity For not ‘Making’ A Daughter. Don’t Bother Reading. It is Just For The Record of My Self-Pity. “Every (Rare) Once In A While I See Something On TV That ‘Moves’ Me. This Commercial Moved Me–Gave Me Hope–Made Me Misty-Eyed. Almost Cried.” That’s a Lie. I did cry.

I Have This Most Important Poingnant Regret! Continue reading

I Am Livid! (And I am LMFAO! Because No One Is Gonna Get Within A Mile of This Post! Fukking Cowards!) Still Laughing! And here I thought Y’all were made of ‘Sterner Stuff!’ Guess I was misinformed! Hahahahaha!

I Am Livid! (And I am LMFAO! Because No One Is Gonna Get Within A Mile of This Post! Fukking Cowards!) Still Laughing! And here I thought Y’all were made of ‘Sterner Stuff!’ Guess I was misinformed! Hahahahaha!

I just finished watching Sleepy Joe Biden Bang on and on and on about The Fucking Keny-Dies Continue reading

Just Some More Patriot Navy Shit! It’s My Blog and I’ll Spam If I Want To!  “She’s Not Here”

Just Some More Patriot Navy Shit! It’s My Blog and I’ll Spam If I Want To! “She’s Not Here”

Did I recently re-post this?
Oh Well.
Some may not have seen it.
I miss My NAVY
Sometimes I miss my first wife.
But that passes.
Missing My Navy Daze
Haze-Gray & Underway Days…
Never Passes Continue reading

Yes! I Have LOST My FUCKIN’ Mind! “How Did We Ever…” Updated! One More Vid! Atom Anomallyeee! Yippee! China is Gonna Take Taiwan. Or Haven’t You Heard? Joe? Joe? Wake Up Joe! DO Something! Anything! Even if it’s Wong! No? Caint Be Bothered?–Camel Toes? MS VP Harris?? No? I Guess So Long Taiwan! Was Nice Knowin’ Ya!

Yes! I Have LOST My FUCKIN’ Mind! “How Did We Ever…” Updated! One More Vid! Atom Anomallyeee! Yippee! China is Gonna Take Taiwan. Or Haven’t You Heard? Joe? Joe? Wake Up Joe! DO Something! Anything! Even if it’s Wong! No? Caint Be Bothered?–Camel Toes? MS VP Harris?? No? I Guess So Long Taiwan! Was Nice Knowin’ Ya!

Ah shit!
I’m done with my rant.
Let’s lighten it up a mite.
And I have discovered that I have already posted on this topic, but fuck it. Grab yer bucket and climb into it.
Then fuck it.
Yeah.
Fuk yer bucket.
Call it yer bucket mist list.
Duck and fucking cover
I really do miss the Cold War. Now go Kill a Commie for Mommie. Continue reading

Must Re-Re-Re-Post This Be-Cuz I Am Still in ‘Celebration’ MY U.S. NAVY Mode! Added Some Little Bits (Mostly About Sub-Mariners, But Who Cares?) About Them! The Bravest of the Brave. Try Spendin’ Three Months Under Water. See If YOU Survive With Some of Your Sanity Still Alive.

Must Re-Re-Re-Post This Be-Cuz I Am Still in ‘Celebration’ MY U.S. NAVY Mode! Added Some Little Bits (Mostly About Sub-Mariners, But Who Cares?) About Them! The Bravest of the Brave. Try Spendin’ Three Months Under Water. See If YOU Survive With Some of Your Sanity Still Alive.

BE AFRAID
BE VERY AFRAID Continue reading

Re-Booted Because I love Love Love! ‘Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell’ (Added FOUR OR FIVE or SIX Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end. Or in the Middle)  And I am still on My Climate Change Obsession Kick!

Re-Booted Because I love Love Love! ‘Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell’ (Added FOUR OR FIVE or SIX Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end. Or in the Middle) And I am still on My Climate Change Obsession Kick!

New!
New!
New!
PSA
FROM THE GOVERNMENT Continue reading

This Post DESERVES More love! C’mon Y’all! I do THIS for YOU!! “Part One of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific”

This Post DESERVES More love! C’mon Y’all! I do THIS for YOU!! “Part One of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific”

Sorry Y’all, but I must repost this because I have made a new Friend, a Veteran, and I want him to be able to find it and hopefully read it.
Even tho, he is a Marine… Hell, I’ll forgive him that. We are both patriots. Continue reading

Expanded & Really, Really Stupid–A Pity-Party for Me. This is Really Stupid, Yet Deserves Another Look. Word Around the Campfire: “Lance is Drunk”–Again)  (Snow, Texas (NO) Power & Light, Abusive Muse: True Love of My Life, All Mish-Mashed Together. Snow Ice-Cream Anyone? I’m buyin’. BYOVE–Bring Yer Own Vanilla Extract: I drank all of Mine.

Expanded & Really, Really Stupid–A Pity-Party for Me. This is Really Stupid, Yet Deserves Another Look. Word Around the Campfire: “Lance is Drunk”–Again) (Snow, Texas (NO) Power & Light, Abusive Muse: True Love of My Life, All Mish-Mashed Together. Snow Ice-Cream Anyone? I’m buyin’. BYOVE–Bring Yer Own Vanilla Extract: I drank all of Mine.

Y’all think shit is bad today? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Continue reading

Expanded. Made Better. Added Vids: Joni and CSN & Young! “I am Re-Posting This For The Benefit of a Like-Minded Fellow Blogger–I Hope She Sees it. “The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Sold” A Little Joni Rant at the End. Tread Softly. And I’m sorry the text don’t line up properly with the images. WordPress is Stupid. I cannot fix stupid.

Expanded. Made Better. Added Vids: Joni and CSN & Young! “I am Re-Posting This For The Benefit of a Like-Minded Fellow Blogger–I Hope She Sees it. “The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Sold” A Little Joni Rant at the End. Tread Softly. And I’m sorry the text don’t line up properly with the images. WordPress is Stupid. I cannot fix stupid.

Read at your own annoyance. Wordpress is broken. Not MY FAULT. ME NO ALAMO Continue reading

UPDATED! EXPANDED! Added Some New Shit: (Three Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end)  I don’t get excited, nor worked up over “Climate Change” Or Formerly Known As “Global Warming”

UPDATED! EXPANDED! Added Some New Shit: (Three Awesome Vids I stole–May Be Found at the end) I don’t get excited, nor worked up over “Climate Change” Or Formerly Known As “Global Warming”

New!
New!
New!
PSA
FROM THE GOVERNMENT Continue reading

CNN is Running Their ‘Diana CNN Presents’. We’ll See If They Tell Her Real TRUE Story & With Respect. Here IS My No Bullshit Version: “Diana, Beautiful Cherished Perished Princess. Treasure for the Measure of the World. Such a… words fail. Everyone loved her (Except her ‘Howdy Doody’–Looking husband and Christopher Hitchens. So screw both of them)”

CNN is Running Their ‘Diana CNN Presents’. We’ll See If They Tell Her Real TRUE Story & With Respect. Here IS My No Bullshit Version: “Diana, Beautiful Cherished Perished Princess. Treasure for the Measure of the World. Such a… words fail. Everyone loved her (Except her ‘Howdy Doody’–Looking husband and Christopher Hitchens. So screw both of them)”

CNN is about to broadcast yet another monstrosity:
‘CNN Presents’
This time on Princess Diana.
I have already done this.
Pretty certain mine is better and more respectful. Continue reading

More Than One Person Needs to READ  This! I Wear me and My Love of My Country–On My Sleeve. Damn It!–Take Some Pride in the Fighting Men and Women Who Serve Our Great Nation.”Running in Soft Sand: Part Two”

More Than One Person Needs to READ This! I Wear me and My Love of My Country–On My Sleeve. Damn It!–Take Some Pride in the Fighting Men and Women Who Serve Our Great Nation.”Running in Soft Sand: Part Two”

Step Up
Or
Step off Continue reading

I Am Living In A Book (And a Movie) That Illustrates Far Too Well My Life Right Now: “Bridge Over that River Kwai” Or, “Rice Won’t Let You Die.” “Just Try! Will Keep You Alive For One More Day.”

I Am Living In A Book (And a Movie) That Illustrates Far Too Well My Life Right Now: “Bridge Over that River Kwai” Or, “Rice Won’t Let You Die.” “Just Try! Will Keep You Alive For One More Day.”

Rice is Nice
Liquor is Quicker
And Easy Death is Not an Option Continue reading