Here is how bar fines are not designed to work:
You do NOT Lose it. (Your receipt)
You broke it; you bought it.
You hand over your receipt to your rental so she can leave you. Continue reading
Here is how bar fines are not designed to work:
You do NOT Lose it. (Your receipt)
You broke it; you bought it.
You hand over your receipt to your rental so she can leave you. Continue reading
Magsaysay was a little more frenetic than usual for a hot, humid sunny day.
Or maybe it was my imagination.
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Let’s Review Shall We
Matt, Rogers, and I were in Viva Young, Olongapo City. I had been struck by The Thunderbolt. Rog was buying the beer for the next ten years. Matt was drawing a charcoal portrait on a cocktail napkin of a sweet, young lovely Filipina with a glass eye. Mama-San was not happy.
SNAFU (‘Situation Normal: All Fucked Up’)
Primary Problem was my ‘Thunderbolt Smitten Status’ Continue reading
I just had to have some chat with her.
And By God, I would.
Or die.
I became useless for the rest of the evening.
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When last we left our Boys they had arrived at Viva Young not unlike victorious Roman Legionaries returning from Gaul—The Conquering Heroes—welcomed with gleeful squeals of joy and happiness by the Girls. Continue reading
After a few days, she did manage to get me out of the flat for a walk-about. We went to Buckingham Palace (one day shot there) Continue reading
WordPress is Fucking Useless! Continue reading
Dateline: 1989 Subic Bay Naval Base / Olongapo City, Philippines 1600hrs
“Knock Off Ship’s Work! Liberty Call! Liberty Call!” reverberated from the 1MC onboard the USS Frederick, LST 1184.
Simultaneously about a hundred sailors went into Fred Flintstone Mode:
“Yabba Dabba Dooo!!” Continue reading
Lance! Go Fuk Yer-Self!
Self-Deprivation is the lowiest est. easiest form of humor.
Lowest fruit on a short tree
It is too easy ans sleazy
Continue reading
C’mon Guys (and Gals) fess up: Have you ever pissed in a sink?
I know I have. Continue reading
“I can’t imagine how toxic it must have been to have been around him.” Continue reading
Motha-Fuk WAR! Continue reading
Sorry Y’all
Compelled to Continue reading
There is sand in the Sinai Desert.
Lots of sand. Continue reading
Time is The Only (And Finite) Commodity That We Shall Ever ‘Own’
Spend it Wisely Continue reading
“How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” You Can’t. Trust Me: I’ve Tried. Continue reading
Screw it! Re-spam it! I love my own post. Well this one anyway,
It needs more love.
Most of Y’all have seen it, but some newbies may have not.
“Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?”
–Lady Macbeth Continue reading
I’m Gonna Re-Post This B’cuz I Am An Idiot & It Is A Shakespeare Kind-o-Day Continue reading
Arrived 1822 hrs.
Delivered there by two very attractive young Hunt County EMT’s.
They were almost twins, in their young innocent female forms.
I was ‘in love.’
With both of them.
Why not?
I’m liberal. Continue reading
Ipanema Girl!
And
Dorothy Hamill Continue reading
Me No Alamo!
I was coerced Continue reading
My Heart Was Never In
danger…. Now… Callen? Horse of a Different Colour… Search her out.
I Almost lost my mind over her Continue reading
Please Have a re-read.
I added a Daddy Snippet….
And Some Other Shite
Under the Rainbow.
Cannot believe I did not include this in the orig. Continue reading
For Louisiana (Dated News, I know–Only Dates I Can Git These Daze))
This post needs more affection
Give it UP! Continue reading
Golf is a Gentleman’s and Lady’s game.” Continue reading
I Think I’m Done With Lake Charles–For-Fukkin’ Ever–Good Riddance! Continue reading
For Louisiana
This post needs more affection Continue reading
Testing Testing Testing Continue reading
Tell the story of When my Best Shipmate met Emmylou? I’ll Write this story, By ans by It is heart-warming
Mind Gone!
Gone with The Wind!
“So Long, My Mind”
Happy Trails to YOU!
(W’ell NEVER Meet Again.
To Be So Smart Kris,
You Were An Idiot!
(I Can Relate!) Continue reading
Sometimes I am ashamed of the things I do
but
this is a rare occurrence Continue reading
To Be So Smart Kris,
You Were An Idiot!
(I Can Relate!) Continue reading
Once, during a Thanksgiving, we were all seated about the solid oak table (sat 14) in the ‘Great Hall’ of Marcom Manor Continue reading
In Case Y’all did Not Notice
I Love The Andrews Sisters! Continue reading
Love Y’all!
Wrote it
Mean it!
Meant it!
Truly Mean It Continue reading
I Have Been Blessed
By Life’s Simple Pleasures / Treasures
And Never Think for A Moment, That I Don’t Realize This!
Appreciate This. Continue reading
Oops. I Did It Again Continue reading
So https://texantales.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=63428&action=edit Fuk ’em! And Their Horse They Rod(e) In On!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL
I Love Everyone—Well Almost Ever’One
There are Some I am Planning to Shoot in the head.
Thrice! Continue reading
Reworked
Updated
Republished
Re-Iterated
With Bated Breath
FU WordPress! Continue reading
About a Tale of Two Cities Continue reading
No!
To Remember That Day One Day In In… September
When Life Held Such Promise! Continue reading
Just to remember who I was supposed to fukken be. Went to the hospital, They Reminded Me Of who I was supposed to be. Continue reading
C’mon Y’all!
This post needs your love.
Watch the vids if nothing else
They are brilliant!
(not mine)
But I “lived” The Experience for almost two years! Continue reading
“If You Do Not Make Muster and Sign In You Will Not Be Paid. Continue reading
“You’re NOT Actually Gonna Eat That.
Are You???”
“Oh Shit! He Did!” Continue reading
I need to be ‘institutionalized’ somewhere far far away. A place where life is tenuous at worst and exciting at best and the pay is good and booze is scarce and the women are… well, usually not to be found, except on the Internet Continue reading
I use a lot.
A lot of Profanity
What can I say?
I am a Texan / Sailor
Or a Sailor / Texan.
‘Tis my nature.
Never mean to offend.
And I Certainly Don’t Pretend! Continue reading
A Beautiful Day in My Neighborhood Continue reading
Dear Readers,
This is a “HOT MESS” collection of some recent and some not-so-recent ‘normal’ comments and ‘vomit comments’ and some other weird shit that spills from my mind from time to time.
I’m Sorry. Continue reading
Beans! Beans! The Magical Fruit!. I suspect Y’all Know The Rest.
But in case Y’all Don’t:
The More ya eat them, the more they make you toot! Continue reading
A SHAKAKESPEAN TRAINED ACTOR.
READ IT HERE
BELIEVE IT
OR
NOT! Continue reading
Chats/Comments for This Post Have Been Turned Off
Just Kidding!
Anchors Aweigh!
Make My Day!
Continue reading
NO RELATIVE COMMENT COULD BE FOUND Continue reading
It was recently brought to my attention that there is a rumor making the circuit in My Home Town of Honey Grove:
“Lance Marcom Was Found to be Dead.”
Don’t Worry:
I’ll Get There
By and Bye Bye Continue reading
I Have This Most Important Poingnant Regret! Continue reading
There ARE Still Good People in This World. I Aspire to be one of them–It’s a Work-in My Aggressive, Progressive Progressiveness Continue reading
“Well, that passed.” Continue reading
What’s Old is Never Young Again Continue reading
“You Will Have To Endure Your Fair Share Of Bloggers Leaving The Links To Their Blog In Your Blog’s Comments Thread” Continue reading
There are so many reasons today to rejoice. Continue reading
Up is Down Down is Up Apropos For Now, Eh? We had three days steaming time to kill on our way to That ‘That Land Down Under’. Continue reading
Apparently marriage to me is not much more binding than a hand-shake. Continue reading
I may have buried the lead on this one.
(Along with the frog)
After all: Dead Frogs Tell No Tales. Continue reading
“Aren’t you ashamed?”
“No. I’m not.” Continue reading
For Any Enquiring Minds Who Give-A-Shit: I recently deleted My Face-Fuk Account of 12 Years. Guess what happened next. Continue reading
Fallback Monday Mode Yet another Reee-Post!
Sorry Y’all Continue reading
MinD???
wHUT mIND? wHUT IS dAT?
Did I ever possess Such a Thing? Continue reading
I believe in HOT Days
I believe in COLD Days
These Phenomenon are called… Continue reading
Best Info-Babes In The History Of Info Babes!
Continue reading
And She is Scottish! (And Y’all Know I love Scottish Women) Continue reading
(Fleeting thoughts seem to fly away. Okay? Continue reading
Writing SUCKS Continue reading
Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’ Fu*k it! But it is a light-hearted Shit Post Continue reading
Only Look If You Have A Bit of YOUR Life You Wanna WASTE. “Shit Post # 9: Meet Mr. Lance, NEWS JUNKIE” Continue reading
Y’all know I watch way too much CNN.
Ten Minuets of ‘News’ and Fifty Minuets of Obnoxious Commercials.
Every Hour.
Day after Day. Continue reading
One may always count on Lenny for a great provocative line.
It’s Not Personal. Please do not take it as such. I just do it and that’s it. Continue reading
There is Still A Norma Desmond In My Life
Don’t Even Ask Continue reading
No!
Not! Continue reading
Shit!
I CANNOT FIND MY
MIND! Continue reading
One night after some passionate love- making, I rolled over, looked at Rhonda and said,
“I think I’m falling in love with you.”
She Said, ‘Don’t”
Two Months Later we were married.
I am not a man to take ‘no’ for an answer. Continue reading
Self-Pity is a worse disease than alcoholism.
I can ‘fix’ alcoholism.
Have not yet found a cure for self-pity or regret, or loneliness.
These plagues plague me.
Constantly
Relentlessly. Continue reading
“The Lamp is Broken On The Mantel” Continue reading
OH MANDY!
WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!
I NEED You! Continue reading
Y’all think shit is bad today? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Continue reading
New!
New!
New!
PSA
FROM THE GOVERNMENT Continue reading
One night we got into an argument. Continue reading
I wished upon a Star
(But I Fell Too Far) Continue reading