UpDated: Added Some Vids. LOTS of VIDS!–Oops! I Did It Again!–This Has Turned Into A Frivolously Fun Post

UpDated: Added Some Vids. LOTS of VIDS!–Oops! I Did It Again!–This Has Turned Into A Frivolously Fun Post

“It breaks my heart just looking at her”
Her eyes should be classified
as lethal weapons
Jamie-Lynn Sigler Continue reading

Just a Rerun–John Coyote Brought Her Back To My Mind With His Recent Leonard Cohen Post. Here’s Mine: “Leonard Cohen’s Muse–Suzanne Verdal, & Musing About Muses “And you know that she’s half-crazy”–therein lies the attraction”

Just a Rerun–John Coyote Brought Her Back To My Mind With His Recent Leonard Cohen Post. Here’s Mine: “Leonard Cohen’s Muse–Suzanne Verdal, & Musing About Muses “And you know that she’s half-crazy”–therein lies the attraction”

Suzanne needs more love.
Lance does too.
And so does this post Continue reading

FINALLY! BYE BYE ASSHOLE! HAHHAHA!

FINALLY! BYE BYE ASSHOLE! HAHHAHA!

LMFAO LOSER! ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’ host reacts to the network’s decision to suspend Chris Cuomo ‘indefinitely’, pending further evaluation. ‘Tucker’, you left out the main reason he got shit-canned: He was using his CNN power and his staff to attempt to get dirt on the women who had come forward with their experiences of being … Continue reading

Special Thanks To My Frin’ Marla, I Must Re-Post This!  “He Went to Paris: I can smell the Darkness” Yet another One You Should NOT Read. It is Only Really meant for Marla. I Hope She Reads It

Special Thanks To My Frin’ Marla, I Must Re-Post This! “He Went to Paris: I can smell the Darkness” Yet another One You Should NOT Read. It is Only Really meant for Marla. I Hope She Reads It

Yet another one do not read! And he went to England; played the piano, married an actress named “Kim:”…  She was a good wife… ‘I’ loved her. This is a continuation, albeit a flashback, to my story of Janet and Random Memories from The Middle East. Months before the events inked here, here, here, and … Continue reading

Listening / Watching Audrey Sing “Moon River” ALWAYS  Makes Me Cry, But Then, I am A Hopeless, Helpless Romantic. —“Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part XIII: “La Jolla: Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous” or “My Beautiful Fair Mystery Lady Wrapped in an Enigma”

Listening / Watching Audrey Sing “Moon River” ALWAYS Makes Me Cry, But Then, I am A Hopeless, Helpless Romantic. —“Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part XIII: “La Jolla: Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous” or “My Beautiful Fair Mystery Lady Wrapped in an Enigma”

I repost this only for Audrey.
And of course for Shonnie:
That one that got away…. Continue reading

Late Spring Cleanin’: Or, ‘Fishin’ by the creek’, Your Choice (I apologize For the messed up Fonts—WP is Fukked Up!)

Late Spring Cleanin’: Or, ‘Fishin’ by the creek’, Your Choice (I apologize For the messed up Fonts—WP is Fukked Up!)

5 Days Of Spring Cleaning Continue reading

Since I Remain In U.S. Navy War in the Pacific Posture… “Something Wrong” Ronstadt? Are You There? Do You Care? (And FU WordPress! Why Cannot I Edit This Chocolate Mess? Fuck You WordPress!!)

Since I Remain In U.S. Navy War in the Pacific Posture… “Something Wrong” Ronstadt? Are You There? Do You Care? (And FU WordPress! Why Cannot I Edit This Chocolate Mess? Fuck You WordPress!!)

Fuck this World.
Stop this fucking train.
I wanna get off. Continue reading

Mind Gone! mY Mind! My Mind Blown! “Look like th’innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t” or “Come you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.”

Mind Gone! mY Mind! My Mind Blown! “Look like th’innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t” or “Come you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.”

“Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?”
–Lady Macbeth Continue reading

“I’m the Asshole; Not Y’all” Anticipation Of A Bad Ending! I am Fresh Out of Booze & Freshh Out of Money. In Short: I am Properly Fucked!

“I’m the Asshole; Not Y’all” Anticipation Of A Bad Ending! I am Fresh Out of Booze & Freshh Out of Money. In Short: I am Properly Fucked!

DT Man is in the parking lot absent-minded—lee Workin’ A Crossword Puzzel And Just Standing by (Someday I amma gonna kill that Mother-Fucker For Reals– Kill Him Permanant) Waiting like a fukkin’ spider! Ordinarilly / historically, I love spiders But not this one I do Not Want to Revisit The Loony Bin With All the … Continue reading

This Is A Goddamn Pity-Party…Please Don’t Read. I am Ashamed of Me!!! FTW! “Fuck The World! Back! Fuk it! I still MISS HER SO MUCH! I Miss That Bitch! So MARVELOUS  Much! Missed Bitch! I am Losing my fucking mind over memories of her! I Cannot Spell or Type, or Think for Shit, Goddamn You Bitch! Why Do You Continue to HAUNT My Feeble Mind???  Goddamnit! Madelyn! Why did you Leave Me?!  “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” I want My Sister Back! Fuck You God! Godddamn Cunt, She Was! I loved Her More Than Cash Money!

This Is A Goddamn Pity-Party…Please Don’t Read. I am Ashamed of Me!!! FTW! “Fuck The World! Back! Fuk it! I still MISS HER SO MUCH! I Miss That Bitch! So MARVELOUS Much! Missed Bitch! I am Losing my fucking mind over memories of her! I Cannot Spell or Type, or Think for Shit, Goddamn You Bitch! Why Do You Continue to HAUNT My Feeble Mind??? Goddamnit! Madelyn! Why did you Leave Me?! “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” I want My Sister Back! Fuck You God! Godddamn Cunt, She Was! I loved Her More Than Cash Money!

This Hits Too Goddamn Fucking Close To Home For Me! I am a fukin’ Moron for even tellin; Y’all my innermost feelin’s / thoughts. I am Moron, Persona-Fried!! My Life is So FUCKED! Cred: “Fukkk You Asshole For Exposing Me!” ******** Cunt Bitch Whore No More! You Are No More What the fuck for? Did … Continue reading

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Thanks God For Giving A Shit About Me! (And For Being So Generous & Kind To Send Two Of Your Angels My Way) There Are Still Good  Folks In This Topsy-Turvy Whurl! (There is a Convoluted Post Buried In Here Somewhere—Good Luck Finding It–I Can’t) Fuk It! I give up! I’m Gonna Git Drunk!  I Reeeely Do NOT Need Yer Help In This Ambition!  / Enterprise  / Surprized?

OH MY FUCKING GOD! Thanks God For Giving A Shit About Me! (And For Being So Generous & Kind To Send Two Of Your Angels My Way) There Are Still Good Folks In This Topsy-Turvy Whurl! (There is a Convoluted Post Buried In Here Somewhere—Good Luck Finding It–I Can’t) Fuk It! I give up! I’m Gonna Git Drunk! I Reeeely Do NOT Need Yer Help In This Ambition! / Enterprise / Surprized?

I love My Life
I Have been BLESSED
bY
gOOD
pEIOPLE Continue reading

Needs– Mo’ Love— Put Some Effort Into This One: “Lance, You Lie Redux, Or “Dark-Eyed Ragin’ Cajun Woman”  This is a long series. Anyone who slogs thru it gets a free Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener–Color of your choice. Free shipping. (Links to the chapters are in the bodies of the bodies…)”

Needs– Mo’ Love— Put Some Effort Into This One: “Lance, You Lie Redux, Or “Dark-Eyed Ragin’ Cajun Woman” This is a long series. Anyone who slogs thru it gets a free Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener–Color of your choice. Free shipping. (Links to the chapters are in the bodies of the bodies…)”

For Louisiana
This post needs more affection Continue reading

Have A Happy Thanks-Giving With Your Family.  As I spend Mine All Alone On My Pity Party Train: All Aboard! “One More Madelyn Reminisce: Thanksgiving Seventy-Four or So…” Scroll The Fuck Way Down If you Are Clueless in Texas

Have A Happy Thanks-Giving With Your Family. As I spend Mine All Alone On My Pity Party Train: All Aboard! “One More Madelyn Reminisce: Thanksgiving Seventy-Four or So…” Scroll The Fuck Way Down If you Are Clueless in Texas

Once, during a Thanksgiving, we were all seated about the solid oak table (sat 14) in the ‘Great Hall’ of Marcom Manor Continue reading

Up-Dated! Added The’Proper’ Respectful  Joni Vids~—Y’all Know How I Despise / Revile Joni Mitchell!  Hahahahah! This Seemed Rather ”Popular’— Fuk iT! I’ll Repost It! “Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai”

Up-Dated! Added The’Proper’ Respectful Joni Vids~—Y’all Know How I Despise / Revile Joni Mitchell! Hahahahah! This Seemed Rather ”Popular’— Fuk iT! I’ll Repost It! “Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai”

My Mind Has Left The Building! Continue reading

I Miss Gladys: She Was A Casablancan Bitch On Wheels—She Drove Me To Insanity-Land—I Didn’t Even Have To Pay For The Petrol— “Early Thursday TB: ‘TA’ Does Not Always Mean ‘Tits an’ Ass'”

I Miss Gladys: She Was A Casablancan Bitch On Wheels—She Drove Me To Insanity-Land—I Didn’t Even Have To Pay For The Petrol— “Early Thursday TB: ‘TA’ Does Not Always Mean ‘Tits an’ Ass'”

First Israeli Love. Her name was Gladys Lehani and she spoke French, English, Hebrew, and Lies. Continue reading

Well, I just got back from New York city; Kris and Rita done it all

Well, I just got back from New York city; Kris and Rita done it all

To Be So Smart Kris,
You Were An Idiot!
(I Can Relate!) Continue reading

I May Be Drunk. Sorry If This Post Is All Fukked Up. I May Fix It Later, But Do Not Set Yer Watch…  Kinda, Sorta, Maybe, Updated, Expanded, Or Not….More Janis! (Native Texan Gal!) “I Got Dem Ol’ Time Turtle Blues Again Mama!” (Apologies to Janis Joplin)

I May Be Drunk. Sorry If This Post Is All Fukked Up. I May Fix It Later, But Do Not Set Yer Watch… Kinda, Sorta, Maybe, Updated, Expanded, Or Not….More Janis! (Native Texan Gal!) “I Got Dem Ol’ Time Turtle Blues Again Mama!” (Apologies to Janis Joplin)

My mother was probably
“The Original Hippy Chick.”
When Haight-Asbury was in full bloom, she would not shut up about it until we went there.
I knew a little of the ‘Hippy Culture’ back then, yet had no desire to experience it ‘up close an’ personal.’ Mom did.
Continue reading

On First Meeting Michelle—Did Not Go So Well–It Got Better, But Then I Fucked It Up. (As Usual)

On First Meeting Michelle—Did Not Go So Well–It Got Better, But Then I Fucked It Up. (As Usual)

The ‘Program’ Was to go to The Inner-City Ghettos of Chicago and Tutor Poor Black Kids. Michelle and I Were actually Very Sincere About This ‘Work’ and We Bonded Every Saturday as we rode the Bus To Chicago. We Wanted to do Good Work–Serve The Community–Honourably Represent Our Navy. Continue reading

Had To—Sorry Y’all: I Love Cuba / Cubano / Cuban Women—This Is Just Yet Another Tease (‘Wonton ‘a-Meri-ca’) edit; yeah, this Is, Errr… Was… Timely When I First Wrote It. Figger it out. And I Do Apologize for The Wonky Formatting: WP is Still Fuckin’ With Me

Had To—Sorry Y’all: I Love Cuba / Cubano / Cuban Women—This Is Just Yet Another Tease (‘Wonton ‘a-Meri-ca’) edit; yeah, this Is, Errr… Was… Timely When I First Wrote It. Figger it out. And I Do Apologize for The Wonky Formatting: WP is Still Fuckin’ With Me

“Wonton America”
LOL! Continue reading

Up-Dated–I Cannot Wrap My Moron Mind Around How I Managed To Leave Out Some Of The Most Important Vids! “She’s Like The Wind”–“Just A Fool to Believe—“Jennifer Grey, Okay?! I Know She Was a Famed Flaming Bitch to Work With–Precisely  Why I Love Her So Marvelous Much! (And Some Other Superfluous Stuff)”

Up-Dated–I Cannot Wrap My Moron Mind Around How I Managed To Leave Out Some Of The Most Important Vids! “She’s Like The Wind”–“Just A Fool to Believe—“Jennifer Grey, Okay?! I Know She Was a Famed Flaming Bitch to Work With–Precisely Why I Love Her So Marvelous Much! (And Some Other Superfluous Stuff)”

This is a ‘work-in-progress’. Continue reading

Had To Update & Re-Post. I Forgot To Drop In The Navy Hymm. I Am Such A Moron!—Fixed Now. Time For Chow! On Today’s Menu: ‘Hydraulic Sandwiches’  “I Fukkin’ LOVE MY NAVY! I Fukkin’ Love My Military Three Generation Family History! I Fukkin’ Love My Country! I Fukkin’ Love My America!” I am a Patriotic Son-of-A Bitch! Wanna Fight? Bring Your Big Guns–You Shall Need Them!

Had To Update & Re-Post. I Forgot To Drop In The Navy Hymm. I Am Such A Moron!—Fixed Now. Time For Chow! On Today’s Menu: ‘Hydraulic Sandwiches’ “I Fukkin’ LOVE MY NAVY! I Fukkin’ Love My Military Three Generation Family History! I Fukkin’ Love My Country! I Fukkin’ Love My America!” I am a Patriotic Son-of-A Bitch! Wanna Fight? Bring Your Big Guns–You Shall Need Them!

I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.

Twice Continue reading

Kinda / Sorta Related To Some of My Recent Posts / Or Not. Fuck it!  I Don’t Care. If You Are  Somewhat Astute or at Least Semi-Smart, You May Discover A Similarity Thread In My “Work”: Here’s A Hint: It’s All About Women! Mostly Texas Women. Hahahahahah! “Charley The Cougar”

Kinda / Sorta Related To Some of My Recent Posts / Or Not. Fuck it! I Don’t Care. If You Are Somewhat Astute or at Least Semi-Smart, You May Discover A Similarity Thread In My “Work”: Here’s A Hint: It’s All About Women! Mostly Texas Women. Hahahahahah! “Charley The Cougar”

I Love Felines Continue reading

Please Re-Visit Because It Is Upbeat And Positive- & Fun & Patriotic–And Part of my Naval ‘Histoire’–Dat’s Française, By The Way! Hey!—-Hahahahaha!–“Titty Bars and the YMCA–San Diego”

Please Re-Visit Because It Is Upbeat And Positive- & Fun & Patriotic–And Part of my Naval ‘Histoire’–Dat’s Française, By The Way! Hey!—-Hahahahaha!–“Titty Bars and the YMCA–San Diego”

I would ride the bus to downtown San Dog and hang out in the titty bars. Continue reading

Re-Spam. This Post is Fucked Up–Maybe I’ll Fix I Later–Maybe Not. I’m Drunk! I LOVE My Country So Fukkin’ Much! I Love My American Heritage.  “Glen Miller Kicked Some Serious Ass! (Kinda-Sorta Updated–For Our Current ‘Happy Times’–Patriots Enjoy Please)”

Re-Spam. This Post is Fucked Up–Maybe I’ll Fix I Later–Maybe Not. I’m Drunk! I LOVE My Country So Fukkin’ Much! I Love My American Heritage. “Glen Miller Kicked Some Serious Ass! (Kinda-Sorta Updated–For Our Current ‘Happy Times’–Patriots Enjoy Please)”

I love My Country
Continue reading

Slightly Up-Dated–And Pontificated—Don’t Bother! Throw-Back: She’s Not Here (She Was Too Busy Fucking Her Boyfriend, I Discovered Later–I would’ve Killed Him, But I Could Not Find Him) Yet, Did Not Actually Break My Heart, Her Fucking Around,—I Gave Zero Fucks, In Fact, I Had My Eye On A “She-Marine” But That Was Just A Premonition Which Never Came To Fruition (I Know the ‘Time-Line’ of This Story is Slightly Skewed—But It Is All Truth. I Don’t Write Fiction) I have Lost My Fucking Mind! I Do Not Even Know Who I Am Anymore!

Slightly Up-Dated–And Pontificated—Don’t Bother! Throw-Back: She’s Not Here (She Was Too Busy Fucking Her Boyfriend, I Discovered Later–I would’ve Killed Him, But I Could Not Find Him) Yet, Did Not Actually Break My Heart, Her Fucking Around,—I Gave Zero Fucks, In Fact, I Had My Eye On A “She-Marine” But That Was Just A Premonition Which Never Came To Fruition (I Know the ‘Time-Line’ of This Story is Slightly Skewed—But It Is All Truth. I Don’t Write Fiction) I have Lost My Fucking Mind! I Do Not Even Know Who I Am Anymore!

Do Not Read Me
I Am
Crazy! Continue reading

Hahahahahahahaha! “The Letter Said He Was Reported Dead.” That Letter Was Fake News!

Hahahahahahahaha! “The Letter Said He Was Reported Dead.” That Letter Was Fake News!

“Near the front lines he’d been found A mine blew his jeep into a twisted heap And I still hear the sound Of the wheel that kept spinnin’ ’round.” ***** For some bizarre reason, this song reminds me of my first wife, Janet. I suppose it is because she was in the U.S. Army Reserve … Continue reading

Someone Recently ‘Discovered’ This—So Natch! What Does Lance Do? Re-Spams It! Hahahahahaha! “The Reports Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated.” –Mark Twain (And Now Shamelessly Stolen By Lance Marcom)

Someone Recently ‘Discovered’ This—So Natch! What Does Lance Do? Re-Spams It! Hahahahahaha! “The Reports Of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated.” –Mark Twain (And Now Shamelessly Stolen By Lance Marcom)

Unknown Brain – Dead (ft. KAZHI) Laughing My Fucking Ass Off! This is a True, Recent Story: Not Something From ‘The Archives.’ No Names Have Been Changed To Protect Innocents (Because I Don’t Know Any) ***** It was recently brought to my attention that there is a rumor making the circuit in My Home Town … Continue reading

Please Re-Read. And Comment If You Be Not Too Feeble… I Find This True Story Endearing, And It Makes Me sad / And Happy. I Did Love Her. Much–Still Do–“Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh” Janet! Damn it! (She Was My Fantasy Girl)

Please Re-Read. And Comment If You Be Not Too Feeble… I Find This True Story Endearing, And It Makes Me sad / And Happy. I Did Love Her. Much–Still Do–“Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh” Janet! Damn it! (She Was My Fantasy Girl)

Re-Read this one.
You will laugh.
I swear.
I swear a lot.
I am a fucking sailor.
Wanna sue me?
Good luck with that. Continue reading

Jackson Browne was / is a Misogynist. I Kinda / Sorta Forgave Him (Not really—He is An Asshole–I Do Not Tolerate Abuse of Women–Well-Documented By Me In These Pages) But Also Documented By Me: I Appreciate The Art, Even If The ‘Artist’ Is An Asshole.

Jackson Browne was / is a Misogynist. I Kinda / Sorta Forgave Him (Not really—He is An Asshole–I Do Not Tolerate Abuse of Women–Well-Documented By Me In These Pages) But Also Documented By Me: I Appreciate The Art, Even If The ‘Artist’ Is An Asshole.

  But I liked him anyway Or/And His music. I really did like his music. (I could not help it) Cred for Vid Share: Megan Smith ***** Pretending To Be a Real Man: Fuck U Jacs–Off – Browne You Fake-A-Zoid Worthless Mother-Fucker!

Still Fukkin’ Around W/This One Added A Lot of Bullshit—Delete The Other One! Just Like The Other One–“Richard’s Lame-Ass Jeans Store, Chapter Five: “I Have Done The Deed! Sleep No More!” Milady Macbeth” (Fuk Fuk Fuk Fuk FUCK You WordPress! You FUCKED UP MY POST!!!!) I’m Gonna Go Full Kyle Rittenhouse On Your Dumb Ass!!!

Still Fukkin’ Around W/This One Added A Lot of Bullshit—Delete The Other One! Just Like The Other One–“Richard’s Lame-Ass Jeans Store, Chapter Five: “I Have Done The Deed! Sleep No More!” Milady Macbeth” (Fuk Fuk Fuk Fuk FUCK You WordPress! You FUCKED UP MY POST!!!!) I’m Gonna Go Full Kyle Rittenhouse On Your Dumb Ass!!!

Did The Deed
Burned The Bitch Down! Continue reading

For My Missed Sis: Madelyn, My Lady Macbeth: “Look like th’innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t” or “Come you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.”

For My Missed Sis: Madelyn, My Lady Macbeth: “Look like th’innocent flower, But be the serpent under’t” or “Come you spirits, That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here.”

Screw it! Re-spam it! I love my own post. Well this one anyway,
It needs more love.
Most of Y’all have seen it, but some newbies may have not.

“Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?”
–Lady Macbeth Continue reading

WIP: Work In Continual Die-Gress! I Guess. Hahahaha! “I LOVE MY TEXAS (And Once Agin, Gin and WP Fucked My  Edit–I Forgave The Gin, Not The W’d-Press) But I always find a way to out-nerd the nerds. Lance (and life) Always Finds A Way”

WIP: Work In Continual Die-Gress! I Guess. Hahahaha! “I LOVE MY TEXAS (And Once Agin, Gin and WP Fucked My Edit–I Forgave The Gin, Not The W’d-Press) But I always find a way to out-nerd the nerds. Lance (and life) Always Finds A Way”

I LOVE MY TEXAS Continue reading

I Toned  This Title Down A Mite (Ever Tried To Tone Down A Mite?–Exercise in Futility) A Thousand Apologies To Anyone I Offended. I Just MISS My Sister. “Fuck Everything I do Not Give a shit! Read  if you have want.  Yeah! I am bitter! Madelyn! Godamn Her! She Died On Me!  She Was Always So Popular! The Phone Rang Off The Wall! The Call Was Always For her! Never For  Me! “Lance is an asshole! Talk to Madelyn—She is Nice”—Bullshit! She was Not Nice To Anyone But Me. In Her Heart. We Knew and Understood “The Game” But We Never Verbalized it; We Did Not Have To”

I Toned This Title Down A Mite (Ever Tried To Tone Down A Mite?–Exercise in Futility) A Thousand Apologies To Anyone I Offended. I Just MISS My Sister. “Fuck Everything I do Not Give a shit! Read if you have want. Yeah! I am bitter! Madelyn! Godamn Her! She Died On Me! She Was Always So Popular! The Phone Rang Off The Wall! The Call Was Always For her! Never For Me! “Lance is an asshole! Talk to Madelyn—She is Nice”—Bullshit! She was Not Nice To Anyone But Me. In Her Heart. We Knew and Understood “The Game” But We Never Verbalized it; We Did Not Have To”

I miss her so much I cannot write anymore on this right now. I’ll get back to it. My heart is still broken. Some may ponder Wonder Why I Love her so much Here is the reason For All Seasons She Always Stood By Me Through thick and Thin She was My Athena, She shielded … Continue reading

Re-Shit Spam: “Shonnie: The Biker’s Wife” Re-Read it and Weap With Me!

Re-Shit Spam: “Shonnie: The Biker’s Wife” Re-Read it and Weap With Me!

For the life of me, I could not spy a single pool table nor a shuffle board nor even an air hockey table. Certainly no mechanical bull.
Honky-Tonk Travesty! Continue reading

I Miss her So Much. I Fucked Up!   “Shonnie: Just Some Last Thoughts & One “Reminisce”–Important ‘Breaking News’ Re: Shonnie’s ‘Make-Over’

I Miss her So Much. I Fucked Up! “Shonnie: Just Some Last Thoughts & One “Reminisce”–Important ‘Breaking News’ Re: Shonnie’s ‘Make-Over’

Let’s Get This Out of the Way First: “SPOILER ALERT!” Do NOT Read Unless You are Already Familiar With The Story from Reading the Original Series. Skip Ahead to Here: Author’s Note: Some of Y’all Faithful Readers… (That is Not Sarcasm. I sincerely appreciate all Y’all who read me and have ‘Read’ me over the … Continue reading

Pls  Re-visit.  I Put A Lot of Thoughtful Thought Into Thiss!—-Part One of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific…  Yeah, I’m Drunk! This Ain’t ‘Breaking News!” Re-Posted For A Friend: “Rivers Renewed” Links to Wonderful Site Found below

Pls Re-visit. I Put A Lot of Thoughtful Thought Into Thiss!—-Part One of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific… Yeah, I’m Drunk! This Ain’t ‘Breaking News!” Re-Posted For A Friend: “Rivers Renewed” Links to Wonderful Site Found below

Dateline: 1989 Subic Bay Naval Base / Olongapo City, Philippines 1600hrs

“Knock Off Ship’s Work! Liberty Call! Liberty Call!” reverberated from the 1MC onboard the USS Frederick, LST 1184.

Simultaneously about a hundred sailors went into Fred Flintstone Mode:

“Yabba Dabba Dooo!!” Continue reading

Just A Fool to Believe—Jennifer Grey, Okay?! I Know She Was a Famed Flaming Bitch to Work With–Precisely  Why I Love Her So Marvelous Much! (And Some Other Superfluous Stuff)

Just A Fool to Believe—Jennifer Grey, Okay?! I Know She Was a Famed Flaming Bitch to Work With–Precisely Why I Love Her So Marvelous Much! (And Some Other Superfluous Stuff)

This is a ‘work-in-progress’. Continue reading

Kinda Up-Dated—i HATE WOrD PreSs!!—“Just What You Want To Be, You’ll Be In The End,”–Fuk It! This Is Embedded, Not Wedded In My Last–Off To The Rodeo–“Put Your Money On The Table And Drive It Off The Lot” Perfection C/W Song! David Allen Coe! Oh No! And Fucked-Up WP Will Not Allow Me To Drop In The Cred For…

Kinda Up-Dated—i HATE WOrD PreSs!!—“Just What You Want To Be, You’ll Be In The End,”–Fuk It! This Is Embedded, Not Wedded In My Last–Off To The Rodeo–“Put Your Money On The Table And Drive It Off The Lot” Perfection C/W Song! David Allen Coe! Oh No! And Fucked-Up WP Will Not Allow Me To Drop In The Cred For…

This is a ‘work-in-progress’. Continue reading

i HATE WOrD PreSs!!—Fuk It! This Is Embedded, Not Wedded In My Last–Off To The Rodeo–“Put Your Money On The Table And Drive It Off The Lot” Perfection C/W Song! David Allen Coe! Oh No! And Fucked-Up WP Will Allow Me To Drop In The Cred For…

i HATE WOrD PreSs!!—Fuk It! This Is Embedded, Not Wedded In My Last–Off To The Rodeo–“Put Your Money On The Table And Drive It Off The Lot” Perfection C/W Song! David Allen Coe! Oh No! And Fucked-Up WP Will Allow Me To Drop In The Cred For…

This is a ‘work-in-progress’. Most writers polish, polish, polish, then anguish, anguish, anguish, and then… finally… publish. I subscribe to a slightly different philosophy tenet philosophy: “Just throw it out there and fix it later.” Probably not wise, but what the hell? Continue reading

Another Re-Spam: A Re-Rant. Why am I So Angry of Late??  What is WRONG With Me? Can There Ever Be Anything RIGHT With Me? Other Than My Politics?— “Here Comes a Rant: Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit Comes About”

Another Re-Spam: A Re-Rant. Why am I So Angry of Late?? What is WRONG With Me? Can There Ever Be Anything RIGHT With Me? Other Than My Politics?— “Here Comes a Rant: Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit Comes About”

Had to.
Had to repost.
“Why Lance?”
“Because… Jennifer Grey. Okay?”
“OK. Whatever floats yer boat.” Continue reading

There is So Much More To My Story of Her And What A Wonderful Woman / Wife She Was to Me. I have to Finish This  / Her Story– Even if it Harelips The Pope!—Continuing Saga of My Favorite Wife: Rhonda-Jo– I still miss the hell out of her! Damn it! How Could I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! So FUCKING Stupid.

There is So Much More To My Story of Her And What A Wonderful Woman / Wife She Was to Me. I have to Finish This / Her Story– Even if it Harelips The Pope!—Continuing Saga of My Favorite Wife: Rhonda-Jo– I still miss the hell out of her! Damn it! How Could I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID?! So FUCKING Stupid.

I still really miss her in my life. I miss my wife. I miss my wife/life. In the entire history of monumental fuck ups that is my life, this will always reign supreme: I cast her away. And ‘regret’ does not even come close as a word. Continue reading

And! Once Again, Thanks to Word-Depressed! I Cannot Properly Edit this One!  Fuck You WP! I Just Wanted to Add Credit to Alanis Morissette “Please Try this One. It’s Fuckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)” This Post is all Fucked Up. Thank YOU & Go To Fuck You WP!

And! Once Again, Thanks to Word-Depressed! I Cannot Properly Edit this One! Fuck You WP! I Just Wanted to Add Credit to Alanis Morissette “Please Try this One. It’s Fuckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)” This Post is all Fucked Up. Thank YOU & Go To Fuck You WP!

The below is a comment I made over at Aussa’s Blog (a blog I can never say enough good things about), in response to one of her hilarious posts: Ridiculous On The Job Injuries Continue reading

I’m So Sorry – Not Sorry Kids, But I Cannot Leave This Alone. It Wounded Me & Hurt My Cold, Cold Heart. Cut Me To The Quick. This Was Meant To Be A Tongue – in- Cheek Fun Post, But Some Asshole Took Offense Becuz I Used The ‘C’ Word–It Was Directed At ME! No One Else But Me! ME FOR FUCK SAKE! If You Be Too Stupid To Understand That Go Find Some Cute Kitten Vids To Explore & Enjoy! Jeeze Louise! Rent a Sense of Humor! “Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)”

I’m So Sorry – Not Sorry Kids, But I Cannot Leave This Alone. It Wounded Me & Hurt My Cold, Cold Heart. Cut Me To The Quick. This Was Meant To Be A Tongue – in- Cheek Fun Post, But Some Asshole Took Offense Becuz I Used The ‘C’ Word–It Was Directed At ME! No One Else But Me! ME FOR FUCK SAKE! If You Be Too Stupid To Understand That Go Find Some Cute Kitten Vids To Explore & Enjoy! Jeeze Louise! Rent a Sense of Humor! “Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)”

Food Makes Me Sick
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Continue reading

Updated! Added Polonius & Iago—Time! And Honesty. And Being Truthful to My Readers, because These are the most Important Things to Me: Honesty & Sincerity and Keepin’ it Real. And Trying Real Hard to Not Waste Your Time.

Updated! Added Polonius & Iago—Time! And Honesty. And Being Truthful to My Readers, because These are the most Important Things to Me: Honesty & Sincerity and Keepin’ it Real. And Trying Real Hard to Not Waste Your Time.

I am working on a new project about Bob Fosse, and lots of others and of course it is all about MOVIES—GOOD MOVIES–NOT Shit movies.
Meantime…. I just drop this in.
I do not even know why.
Oh! Wait! I know why. I am fucking lazy and stalling work on my new project.
At least I’m honest about it. I never blow smoke. Nor sugar-coat. Continue reading

Awright: Here (Hopefully) Is The ‘De-Fucked Version’–Why Is My Life So Difficult? “Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters” Redux–Major Expanded–New & Improved! The Text is WAY Too Big, But I dare Not Try To Fix That. WP Has It In For Me! You See.

Awright: Here (Hopefully) Is The ‘De-Fucked Version’–Why Is My Life So Difficult? “Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters” Redux–Major Expanded–New & Improved! The Text is WAY Too Big, But I dare Not Try To Fix That. WP Has It In For Me! You See.

I greeted my first customer, a fortyish lady with big hair and perhaps a little too much make-up, “Good morning Ma’am and welcome to Aquarium World. How may I help you?”

“I need a crud-eater for my tank.” Continue reading

Please Try this One. It’s Fuckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)

Please Try this One. It’s Fuckin’ Funny! Input/Output: Electricity! (With Apologies to Joni Mitchell)

The below is a comment I made over at Aussa’s Blog (a blog I can never say enough good things about), in response to one of her hilarious posts: Ridiculous On The Job Injuries Continue reading

I Somehow Managed to Fuk Up The Last Re-Post of This Post–Please Forgive Me And Read This One. Thank You In Advance. “Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters (A Rewite)” And Goddamn You WordPress! Why Cannot I do a ‘Simple’ Edit?! I have Not The Time Nor Desire to Re-Write This Entire Post From Scratch!

I Somehow Managed to Fuk Up The Last Re-Post of This Post–Please Forgive Me And Read This One. Thank You In Advance. “Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters (A Rewite)” And Goddamn You WordPress! Why Cannot I do a ‘Simple’ Edit?! I have Not The Time Nor Desire to Re-Write This Entire Post From Scratch!

Adventures From The Movie
Deliverance Continue reading

If You Need a Laugh Today: “Yet another ‘re-run’–Just ‘Fishin’ for a few new Readers–“Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters” Redux–Major Expanded–New & Improved!” Someday I May… Finish this Post

If You Need a Laugh Today: “Yet another ‘re-run’–Just ‘Fishin’ for a few new Readers–“Sometimes There Just Aren’t Enuff Crud Eaters” Redux–Major Expanded–New & Improved!” Someday I May… Finish this Post

Just fishin’ for new readers…. Continue reading

Updated! Expanded! Someone ‘Liked’ This Moldy Old Post, So… Natch… ReSpam!.. “B&B No! Not Just For Bed & Breakfast Anymore!” Yes. I am a MORON! Yuk Yuk Yuk! Hardy Har Har!

Updated! Expanded! Someone ‘Liked’ This Moldy Old Post, So… Natch… ReSpam!.. “B&B No! Not Just For Bed & Breakfast Anymore!” Yes. I am a MORON! Yuk Yuk Yuk! Hardy Har Har!

Fun Fact: When I was ‘Marred’ to Lisa-The-Shakespeare Prof, MTV ran what they Dubbed ‘A Moron-a-Thon’ Continue reading

This Was Meant To Be A Tongue – in- Cheek Fun Post, But Some Asshole Took Offense Becuz I Used The ‘C’ Word–It Was Directed At ME! No One Else But Me! ME FOR FUCK SAKE! If You Be Too Stupid To Understand That Go Find Some Cute Kitten Vids To Explore & Enjoy! Jeeze Louise! Rent a Sense of Humor! “Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)”

This Was Meant To Be A Tongue – in- Cheek Fun Post, But Some Asshole Took Offense Becuz I Used The ‘C’ Word–It Was Directed At ME! No One Else But Me! ME FOR FUCK SAKE! If You Be Too Stupid To Understand That Go Find Some Cute Kitten Vids To Explore & Enjoy! Jeeze Louise! Rent a Sense of Humor! “Just a Quick One For Fun (Food Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth)”

Food Makes Me Sick Continue reading

This Needs to Be Re-Posted / Re-Stated / Re-Iterated, Just To Clari-Cate The ‘Ere’ And To Make Something Perfectly ‘Clair’: “Faith”

This Needs to Be Re-Posted / Re-Stated / Re-Iterated, Just To Clari-Cate The ‘Ere’ And To Make Something Perfectly ‘Clair’: “Faith”

Against the good advice from one of my most loyal and sincere readers, I am gonna repost just one more…. for clarity. But never brevity. Continue reading

This is WAY Beyond STUPID! HAHAHAHAHA! Armadillos Should Not Golf–ReDux’d & Re-Writ

This is WAY Beyond STUPID! HAHAHAHAHA! Armadillos Should Not Golf–ReDux’d & Re-Writ

“Golf is a Gentleman’s and Lady’s game.” I looked around at my eleven-odd fellow PE classmates sitting Indian-style in a semi-circle in front of Coach. It was late spring in Winnsboro, Texas. I was twelve. Poking my buddy (a lanky, slow-drawling ugly, slightly buck-toothed dirty-blond towhead of a boy named ‘Gary’) in the ribs with … Continue reading

(Updated Old Post–Added Some Bull-Shite) All Texan Lives Matter. I Have, Of Late, Lost All My Mirth and Have Become A Lonely, Sent… uh… Mental Old Fool. Some One Please Come And Put Me Down! “California on my Mind But Texas Always In My Heart” (And Word-Dee-Pressed is Still FUCKED UP!  I Cannot Properly EDIT This Post!)

(Updated Old Post–Added Some Bull-Shite) All Texan Lives Matter. I Have, Of Late, Lost All My Mirth and Have Become A Lonely, Sent… uh… Mental Old Fool. Some One Please Come And Put Me Down! “California on my Mind But Texas Always In My Heart” (And Word-Dee-Pressed is Still FUCKED UP! I Cannot Properly EDIT This Post!)

GTT More Texas Less California Loved it. Hated it. Few decades ago I could truthfully say, “Hey! I’ve spent half my life in California.” Continue reading

Fuk it! Re-Visit This! “English! Or Nor Wee-Gin. You Choose. Or A Charming Darling” I am attempting to Re-Watch This Show / Series, But I Keep Pausing  the Vid Every Time Katheryn Winnick is on the Screen. I have a Problem  / Obsession. Obviously.

Fuk it! Re-Visit This! “English! Or Nor Wee-Gin. You Choose. Or A Charming Darling” I am attempting to Re-Watch This Show / Series, But I Keep Pausing the Vid Every Time Katheryn Winnick is on the Screen. I have a Problem / Obsession. Obviously.

Something is broken in my mindl

Vice is nice.

Candy is dandy

But liquor is quicker

A Charming Darling Continue reading

TRIGGER WARNING! This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting, But It Accurately Depicts My Mood At The Time I Wrote it. I NEVER  Lie to Y’all. –Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot! This Post is all Fucked UP. Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT! “Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”

TRIGGER WARNING! This Post is Obnoxious & Insulting, But It Accurately Depicts My Mood At The Time I Wrote it. I NEVER Lie to Y’all. –Updated! Had to Add Some Linda at The End–Cannot Believe I Forgot! This Post is all Fucked UP. Guess What? I No Longer Dare to CArE! Don’t GIvE A sHiT! fUcK IT! “Hearts are like AssHoles; eVer’one gOts one!”

Do NOT READ THIS
It is Depressing
Lo siento mi vida Continue reading

Zero Six Hundred Hours: Sailor Lance is Slightly Drunk, But Alive & Awake & And Aware. Yet Not Quite There. Didn’t Care. Not Fit For Duty. My Bad. I will Suffer… The Consequences… Laters

Zero Six Hundred Hours: Sailor Lance is Slightly Drunk, But Alive & Awake & And Aware. Yet Not Quite There. Didn’t Care. Not Fit For Duty. My Bad. I will Suffer… The Consequences… Laters

What to Do With A Drunk Sailor?
Take Him for a Spin
About Town Continue reading

Re-Run Retard Alert! (Embedded in My Last–The One b4 This One) “Still In Vegas And Rememberance Mode! And Here, Find Here: A Final Throw-Back: “Lost Wages” I need a Sabbatical”

Re-Run Retard Alert! (Embedded in My Last–The One b4 This One) “Still In Vegas And Rememberance Mode! And Here, Find Here: A Final Throw-Back: “Lost Wages” I need a Sabbatical”

Since I have decided to give my disease another go at me, I thought this appropriate. Continue reading

UPDATED! I LOVE SOUTHERN! Revist Please! I Put A Lot of My Time & Inebriated Energy / Soul Into It. HAHAHAHA! (Nevermind–Move Along–Nothin’ To See Here)

UPDATED! I LOVE SOUTHERN! Revist Please! I Put A Lot of My Time & Inebriated Energy / Soul Into It. HAHAHAHA! (Nevermind–Move Along–Nothin’ To See Here)

I LOVE THE SOUTH! Continue reading

Ex-Panda-X-PandeR-red: 0534hrs, 11/11/2021– Please Revisit! “Richard’s Lame-Ass Jeans Store, Chapter Four” I added Some ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘Speaker Sam’—Bonham. LMFAO! (And Lest I Forget: Ol’ Saint Nick) No Jesus. “Sorry God… Perhaps Next Time. Naw!”

Ex-Panda-X-PandeR-red: 0534hrs, 11/11/2021– Please Revisit! “Richard’s Lame-Ass Jeans Store, Chapter Four” I added Some ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘Speaker Sam’—Bonham. LMFAO! (And Lest I Forget: Ol’ Saint Nick) No Jesus. “Sorry God… Perhaps Next Time. Naw!”

THIS IS FICTION!
HAHAHAHAHA! Continue reading

Updated! C’mon Y’all! It Is Not All THAT OFFENSIVE! There is Embedded FUNNY & It Has Some UPBEAT Stuff Toward The End. “I HAVE BOARDED THE “LET’S GO BRANDON!” TRAIN! ALL ABOARD!”

Updated! C’mon Y’all! It Is Not All THAT OFFENSIVE! There is Embedded FUNNY & It Has Some UPBEAT Stuff Toward The End. “I HAVE BOARDED THE “LET’S GO BRANDON!” TRAIN! ALL ABOARD!”

LET’S GO!
ALL ABOARD! Continue reading

Needs Mo’ Love! Please! “Lance, You Lie Redux, Or “Dark-Eyed Ragin’ Cajun Woman”  This is a long series. Anyone who slogs thru it gets a free Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener–Color of your choice. Free shipping. (Links to the chapters are in the bodies of the bodies…)”

Needs Mo’ Love! Please! “Lance, You Lie Redux, Or “Dark-Eyed Ragin’ Cajun Woman” This is a long series. Anyone who slogs thru it gets a free Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener–Color of your choice. Free shipping. (Links to the chapters are in the bodies of the bodies…)”

For Louisiana
This post needs more affection Continue reading

Getting Back In-Touch With My Inner-Alcholic. I’d Like to Share This Stagger Down Memory Lane: Still “Madelyn Related”— “How I came to live in the Shit Hole Garage Apartment which was not really a garage apartment, but only a Shit Hole underneath a garage apartment” Oh, and PS, Fuck You WordPress!

Getting Back In-Touch With My Inner-Alcholic. I’d Like to Share This Stagger Down Memory Lane: Still “Madelyn Related”— “How I came to live in the Shit Hole Garage Apartment which was not really a garage apartment, but only a Shit Hole underneath a garage apartment” Oh, and PS, Fuck You WordPress!

“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake” Continue reading

Fuk it! I still MISS HER SO MUCH! So MARVELOUS  Much! Goddamnit! Madelyn! Why did you Leave Me?!  “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” I want My Sister Back! Fuck You God!

Fuk it! I still MISS HER SO MUCH! So MARVELOUS Much! Goddamnit! Madelyn! Why did you Leave Me?! “How Do You Hold A Moonbeam In Your Hand?” I want My Sister Back! Fuck You God!

I still miss her. “Maria” (And some guy) Madelyn & Me! Me & Madelyn! On-The-Stage! Stars! She & Me! Me & She! We had to share The Spotlight, but “The Play” Was always about HER Not Me As it should be. ******* She ‘Maria’ to My ‘Cap’n Von Trapp’ “Sound of Music” HS Play: Circa … Continue reading

This is a Work of FICTION! Because I Do Not Know if There is a Statute of Limitations on Arson. Not Any Word of this Story is True. It is ALL FICTION. That Said, This is Another Madelyn & Lance Tale (Fictional!)

This is a Work of FICTION! Because I Do Not Know if There is a Statute of Limitations on Arson. Not Any Word of this Story is True. It is ALL FICTION. That Said, This is Another Madelyn & Lance Tale (Fictional!)

Back in the mid – Seventies, Madelyn worked at a joint in Bonham, Texas: ‘Richard’s Jeans’. Continue reading

More Comedy. Can NEVER Have Enuff Comedy! It Sustains & Maintains Our Fragile Sanity. “Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus: Sarah & Matt”

More Comedy. Can NEVER Have Enuff Comedy! It Sustains & Maintains Our Fragile Sanity. “Daily Lenny: Lenny Bruce Comes Clean, Plus a Bonus: Sarah & Matt”

COMEDY!
IS WHY I GET UP
AND OUT OF BED Continue reading

MUST, SIMPLY MUST RE-POST Becuz I Love The Man! He Has Given Me Too Many Laugh Out Loud Moments! “Braum’s Vern. Braum’s. Know what I mean?”

MUST, SIMPLY MUST RE-POST Becuz I Love The Man! He Has Given Me Too Many Laugh Out Loud Moments! “Braum’s Vern. Braum’s. Know what I mean?”

A SHAKAKESPEAN TRAINED ACTOR.
READ IT HERE
BELIEVE IT
OR
NOT! Continue reading

WARNING! UPDATE: This Post is All Over The Place!—I am Re-Posting This Becuz I am Vain. And Stupid. And Drunk in Texas. And the Only Good and True Woman I ever Had (HS Sweet-heart) Only Emails Me Once Per Year — On My Fukkin’ b’Day. That’s it!–ONLY ON MY B’DAY! And PPL Ponder why I have lost   MY MIND!!  “Gone With The Bear” – As My Third Wife Referred To it. “Just Hold On And Suck In.” –Mammy– My Girl LOVED GWTW! BOOK, Hook, Crook, Line & Sinker!–MOVIE—ALL OF IT! Chapter and Verse!

WARNING! UPDATE: This Post is All Over The Place!—I am Re-Posting This Becuz I am Vain. And Stupid. And Drunk in Texas. And the Only Good and True Woman I ever Had (HS Sweet-heart) Only Emails Me Once Per Year — On My Fukkin’ b’Day. That’s it!–ONLY ON MY B’DAY! And PPL Ponder why I have lost MY MIND!! “Gone With The Bear” – As My Third Wife Referred To it. “Just Hold On And Suck In.” –Mammy– My Girl LOVED GWTW! BOOK, Hook, Crook, Line & Sinker!–MOVIE—ALL OF IT! Chapter and Verse!

Yeah!
I”m DRUNK!
ALERT THE MEDIA!
CALL CNN!
BREAKING NEWS! Continue reading