Dear Readers,
This is a “HOT MESS” collection of some recent and some not-so-recent ‘normal’ comments and ‘vomit comments’ and some other weird shit that spills from my mind from time to time.
I’m Sorry. Continue reading
Dear Readers,
This is a “HOT MESS” collection of some recent and some not-so-recent ‘normal’ comments and ‘vomit comments’ and some other weird shit that spills from my mind from time to time.
I’m Sorry. Continue reading
Respect The Spider’s Space and Right to be Left-the-Hell-Alone Continue reading
She Will Read It, Perhaps In Heaven Which, if There is Such a Place, she shall reside.
Until the end of time
Maddy
Don’t Fuck this Up! Continue reading
Learn to Read.
Reading is good
And it is good for you
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I love My Life
I Have been BLESSED
bY
gOOD
pEIOPLE Continue reading
Linda is so beautiful.
A treasure to be treasured. Continue reading
My mind gone
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‘Three-Nine-Six-One-Three Bruning Street Fremont California: 1966-1968.
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No Bullshit Found Here
I love
This Woman
“Your Talk is cheap Lance”
“Go Get Fucked. Like my ‘talk’ now? Pricey enuff for ya?”
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Shit! WP is STUPID! I Just Wanted to RePost A Post! But Fuk No! WP Needs a Fukkin’ Parental Permission Slip! Continue reading
“Petty Officer Marcom! Your Fifty Cals are Rusty!”
I had to admit. Yes they were. Continue reading
I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.
Twice Continue reading
I repost this only for Audrey.
And of course for Shonnie:
That one that got away…. Continue reading
“Just toss him a beer and that ‘Mae West Vest’. He’ll be fine.”
“But Sir, he quit drinking months ago.”
“Well Christ! That’s probably most of his problem right there.
Ok, fish him aboard. I’ll have some ‘chat’ with him; get to the nature of his ‘Urgent Urgency’.” Continue reading
Speed Girl was so Speedy
Speed Girl’s name was Bebe
Speed Girl hailed from Texas
She showed them how reckless
A Girl can become
If Dallas she’s from
Please be careful with me.
I’m fukken sensitive.
Sensitive/Not Sensitive Continue reading
Reposting this for a fren…. who put an earworm in my ear.
Thanks Fren…
I appreciate you.
(not really, but it looks good in print) Continue reading
Early the next morning, I ordered coffee and then waited outside to catch the room service dude/dudette before they could knock on the door and awaken Sleeping Beauty. Continue reading
I post a lot of shit. I post a lot of off the wall shit. Continue reading
Way back in the day when I was a wee child and living in Kansas City with My Daddy and my Evil Step-Mom DJ, I had a pet hamster.
He Died. Continue reading
Uh…. I May be Drunk!
Just a Theory or a guess Continue reading
Bail’s In
Water’s out.
Try to remember that Gents. Continue reading
I greeted my first customer, a fortyish lady with big hair and perhaps a little too much make-up, “Good morning Ma’am and welcome to Aquarium World. How may I help you?”
“I need a crud-eater for my tank.” Continue reading
Had to.
Had to repost.
“Why Lance?”
“Because… Jennifer Grey. Okay?”
“OK. Whatever floats yer boat.” Continue reading
I just recently got back in touch with my “Inner-Blondie” Eighties, and recalled this stupid post.
So, what to do?
Repost it.
Bitch
And never, ever, look for logic here. Go somewhere else.
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Lance is Stupid! Continue reading
Oh Fuk This And Fuck Lance Marcom!!! Continue reading
This is a tale of two blogs. Or perhaps a blog of two tales. Or perhaps… “More matter with less art” may be apropos here. Indeed Gertrude! (This post will surely go ‘viral’. Which by my standards simply means, ‘Six will read it. Three will ‘like’ it, and one will comment on it. Yep. ‘Viral’) … Continue reading
Lost at Sea Staring at a Blank Page Continue reading
“TLDR”
–The Author Continue reading
And Yeah, I Lived In The Middle of-the-fuckin’ East– Don’t Make ME Special—Just Unusual Tomorrow I embrace my Sixty-Third Year. So what? I find me asking me of late: “So… Lance, what have you done?” Vid Credit: johnlennon And ‘somewhat’ related: And…Talia Shire Will never, ever look so good. Again. (That Beret! That Beret! Cabaret!) … Continue reading
Yeah!
I”m DRUNK!
ALERT THE MEDIA!
CALL CNN!
BREAKING NEWS! Continue reading
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL
I Love Everyone—Well Almost Ever’One
There are Some I am Planning to Shoot in the head.
Thrice! Continue reading
May we discuss ‘redemption?’
Of course we can. Continue reading
We were steaming along in the South Pacific one day when word came down the pike that we had new orders to sail to Sydney. Continue reading
Up is Down Down is Up Apropos For Now, Eh? We had three days steaming time to kill on our way to That ‘That Land Down Under’. Continue reading
“Between the lines of photographs I’ve seen the past. It isn’t pleasing.”
-Janis Ian Continue reading
I Post and Re-Post A Lot Of Stupid Bull-Shite
Why?
Because I am a lazy idiot-savant
That’s Why.
I’m Gonna Re-Post This B’cuz I Am An Idiot & It Is A Shakespeare Kind-o-Day Continue reading
I am sick of people.
I got nothing left to say Continue reading
Just got a call from Commerce Hospital
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I need to be taken out and shot in the head.
TWICE! Continue reading
The Game of Life is hard to play
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Someone, Any One FEDex me a white cane. I’ll pay the shipping
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Get Well Quick Bitch!
We Have Miles to Go
‘er You Sleep!
In Need indeed, needs more love. Continue reading
Shite–My Mind Is Insane
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Stupid is as Stupid Does.
Thank You For Reminding Me Forrest Continue reading
Mark Dice Handed My Ass to Me! Continue reading
She left me without warning. G’Dammit! Continue reading
It only ‘seems’ That your dreams fall apart. Pick Yersef Up; Dust Yersef Off Cowboy!
Come and ‘lay’ Down beside me
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Las Vegas And pondering why I love the TV show, ‘Nashville’ so much. Here goes: Many a time while stationed in San Diego, I would make a spur of the moment decision to drive the five hours to Vegas. Occasionally with a buddy or two after closing down a bar somewhere downtown San Dog. Once … Continue reading
Shonnie was growing tired and bitchy and mouthy so I called an end to the training session, satisfied enough by then with her understanding of the game. Continue reading
This is for all my friends. And for my not friends too. Continue reading
I sped off still heading south. I observed her fade fast in my rear-view mirror, Continue reading
My maternal grandfather was an alcoholic. Not an everyday alcoholic, but he did have a schedule and he stuck to it religiously. Continue reading
I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake. Continue reading
I Love My Life!
And Now, I Love WordPress (Once Again!) Continue reading
“Don’t Touch My Bags If You Please, Mister Customs’ Man” Continue reading
She Melts My Heart
Just Like a Wheel
A Broken,
Melted Wheel Continue reading
But She Didn’t Die. . She Survived. Maybe there is a God, after all. Continue reading
Thou Tallks of Nothing!
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Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
One Saturday night, Madelyn and I (And Jennifer Rambo)
Found ourselves standing before Daddy.
In His Study. Continue reading
I want to be worthy someday Continue reading
I sat down and starting writing.
Or Playing at writing at least.
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‘WAKE UP!”
“Whaaaa?”
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I was wasting my time and cooling my heels re-watching ‘The Wire’, and getting pleasantly smashed while drinking beer and wine. It was shaping up to be a good day.
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My Life on Rinse and Repeat Continue reading
“Anybody got a match?”
Yeah, I got a match:
Bogie and Bacall.
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Cowboys Ain’t Us
Being a True Native Texan, I decided one day to become a ‘Real Cowboy’
“Life is so Fragile” “Smile ‘Lance: God Don’t Like ‘Ugly’” “Every Man, At Some Point In His Life, Is gonna Lose A Battle’ Don’t I Know It?! I Have Lost (and Won) Lots of Battles. Don’t Know Much About History…. Fuk This Convoluted Post! “Welcome to The Real America.” I was Born in Texas. I … Continue reading
I Love My Life!
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Comments Art Magic–They Rock My World Continue reading
Worth your time.
Trust me:
I’m NOT with the
Government. Continue reading
Likes and Loves and Laughing Faces
Thumbs up Thumbs up
We’re off to the races! Continue reading
In Case Y’all did Not Notice
I Love The Andrews Sisters! Continue reading
Joe Bob Briggs sez
“Chek it out!” Continue reading
God Has Blessed me with a mind of mine own
And Free Will.
Thans God. Continue reading