This is such a sad story. Young Beautiful Life So Callously, So Carelessly, So Ungraciously Stolen, Pisses me Right the Fuck Off. Yes. This makes me angry. Not that anyone gives two shits how I feel, but if I could spend three seconds with the asshole who did this, he would experience a very unhappy experience.

This is such a sad story. Young Beautiful Life So Callously, So Carelessly, So Ungraciously Stolen, Pisses me Right the Fuck Off. Yes. This makes me angry. Not that anyone gives two shits how I feel, but if I could spend three seconds with the asshole who did this, he would experience a very unhappy experience.

Gabrielle ‘Gabby’ Petito Rest in Peace BEAUTIFUL LADY This asshole, Brian Laundrie who murderized her needs to be castrated, drawn and quartered burned at the stake and then whatever is left of him be given to wild dogs for puppy chow. Continue reading

The Best ‘Blaxploitation’ Film of All Time

The Best ‘Blaxploitation’ Film of All Time

It’s memory lane y’all. “I’m just talkin’ ’bout Shaft.” “Right on!” “Shaft is a 1971 American blaxploitation film directed by Gordon Parks and released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. An action film with elements of film noir, Shaft tells the story of a black private detective, John Shaft, who travels through Harlem and to the Italian mob in … Continue reading

Diana, Beautiful Cherished Perished Treasure for the Measure of the World. Such a… words fail. Everyone loved her (Except her husband and Christopher Hitchens. So screw both of them)

Diana, Beautiful Cherished Perished Treasure for the Measure of the World. Such a… words fail. Everyone loved her (Except her husband and Christopher Hitchens. So screw both of them)

CNN is about to broadcast yet another monstrosity:
‘CNN Presents’
This time on Princess Diana.
I have already done this.
Pretty certain mine is better and more respectful. Continue reading

America has lost its fucking mind. I’m goin’ to Katmandu where there may still be some semblance of sanity left to be found. And the climate is probably better too. I’m tired of this fucking American Zoo.

America has lost its fucking mind. I’m goin’ to Katmandu where there may still be some semblance of sanity left to be found. And the climate is probably better too. I’m tired of this fucking American Zoo.

“Sexy Red, Where ya from Darlin’? Please say ‘Texas’.” “Texas” she said. “Yeah? Really?” “Yeah, really” she replied as she rolled her eyes. “Marry me!” I said while kneeling down on bended knee. “Get away from me, you fucking Old Man!” *That did not go as planned* I thought to myself, as I slinked away … Continue reading

The Rise and Fall Of The ‘Alien’ Franchise (CONTAINS NOTHING BUT SPOILERS—In More Ways Than One)

The Rise and Fall Of The ‘Alien’ Franchise (CONTAINS NOTHING BUT SPOILERS—In More Ways Than One)

And This Post Is Mainly Directed At Film Buffs In General And ‘Alien’ Fans In Particular. There is a lot of content here i.e., A Lot of Videos. I you don’t watch the vids, you are probably wasting your time. But You Do You Let’s Get On With It, Shall we? I always Like To … Continue reading

Screenplays: ‘Alien’ Explore The Genesis… And the Ultimate Demise of the Franchise.

Screenplays: ‘Alien’ Explore The Genesis… And the Ultimate Demise of the Franchise.

Or, “Would you like some opium?” -H.R. Giger The subject matter of this post may well be somewhat dated and esoteric, but I do submit that it is ‘spot on’ for all my fellow writers out there… well if you are of a science fiction bent, or just want to write screenplays (The terms are … Continue reading

I am in love with a woman I have never met (in person) Or “Wasted Nights, Days, Daze….” Whatever.

I am in love with a woman I have never met (in person) Or “Wasted Nights, Days, Daze….” Whatever.

Not her below…. Not even close. She ain’t this pretty. And I sure as shit ain’t that handsome . But her ‘pretty’ is the pretty I need/want/desire in my life. I am in love with her. I will not doxx her. I have her ‘for real’ photo, but you’ll never see it from me. Yeah. … Continue reading

I Stall. Uhaul.  Shonnie, The Truest Sentiment You May Find Here From Me She, Shonnie reallllllly fucked me up.  I am still struggling to recover and get over her. (Listen to the MTB song) And know this Y’all, I have found a new Shonnie. Only Problem I have: She hates me. Just a hurdle I shall O’re, over… jump over… leap over. (Nailed it!)

I Stall. Uhaul. Shonnie, The Truest Sentiment You May Find Here From Me She, Shonnie reallllllly fucked me up. I am still struggling to recover and get over her. (Listen to the MTB song) And know this Y’all, I have found a new Shonnie. Only Problem I have: She hates me. Just a hurdle I shall O’re, over… jump over… leap over. (Nailed it!)

I miss the bitch Continue reading

“Facebook Philosophy” Or “Woodstock” Or “Joni” You decide. We still reside (In a free country. Last I checked)

“Facebook Philosophy” Or “Woodstock” Or “Joni” You decide. We still reside (In a free country. Last I checked)

I came upon a child of God,. He was drunk.
I asked him,
“Why are you drunk?”
He pulled a little mirror out of his backpack.
“Take a look” he said.
I gave him all the contents of my wallet.
“Thanks” he said. And walked away from me. I musta scared him. He had met someone crazier than he. Continue reading

“An Unlikely Horse to Win, Place, or Even Show Up” (2021 Re-Boot with Verbose Author’s Op-Ed Bonus Bit Thrown In)

“An Unlikely Horse to Win, Place, or Even Show Up” (2021 Re-Boot with Verbose Author’s Op-Ed Bonus Bit Thrown In)

I am re-spamming this be – cuz
Because ‘auto-bikers, likeers….like hers.
pisss me the fuck off.
If I ‘like’ your post, I will tell you why.
If I don’t like it, I won’t say a fucking word.
Because my Grandmommie taught me if I had nothing nice to say, STFU!
How I still live my life.
And no. I did not kill Mister Ed. He committed Suicide Continue reading

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Three: Lance Thinking With The Wrong Head (But Favorite Mistake)

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Three: Lance Thinking With The Wrong Head (But Favorite Mistake)

Did I already re post this?
Fuck it.
I will re-re-re post it.
I am wallowing in my missing of that sexy bitch who was my last wife.
Great Goodness Grace!
She was great in the sack! Continue reading

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Two: In France We Kissed On Main Street

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Two: In France We Kissed On Main Street

I miss her.
And she knows who she is.
Most of Y’all probably do too by now.
Fuck it.
She can kill me later.
At least I will get to see her one more time. Continue reading

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Four, Wayward Bound (Repost: I miss her—I wish our life together could have lasted forever) See the fricking song. Lunch did not last forever. Our marriage really never stood a fucking chance. Too much mutual passion. That fire burned hot. And quick.

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Four, Wayward Bound (Repost: I miss her—I wish our life together could have lasted forever) See the fricking song. Lunch did not last forever. Our marriage really never stood a fucking chance. Too much mutual passion. That fire burned hot. And quick.

Great fucking vid. My thanks to jackie T for the share. Actually in my last post, I kinda lied. We were on the same plane but bound for two different destinations:She to Missouri.Me to Texas. During the flight across the pond to America, I went back to the stewardess shack, and said,“See that Nordic Blonde … Continue reading

Continuation of ‘On The Street Where I Lived’

Continuation of ‘On The Street Where I Lived’

Shit!!!
I meant to add the song and the images when I re-worked this post.
But I was over-taken by events and passed out. When I woke up my house was on fire.
So I had to leave.
And fuck me. I buried the lead. The main reason I wanted to repost this was /s becuz Roxanne was Rickie’s big sister….. see other post…. You’ll never find it. Even I cannot find it and I wrote it. ‘Perusin’ For a Brusin’ Continue reading

Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry…

Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry…

Did I recently repost this?
Not sure.
Forgive me if I did Continue reading

Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)

Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)

Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast.  Most of you may not.  Some of you may know I get emotional about issues. Some of you may not. Some of you may give a shit. Some of you may not. I flip  a coin It comes down on both sides. It lands … Continue reading

(Slightly Updated)   Rent One, Part… Three, I think…  Thanks Again to an Erstwhile Friend. I may be gored… bored, ignored, born again, and begin anew, again (with this stupid post series) Rent-a-Sailor

(Slightly Updated) Rent One, Part… Three, I think… Thanks Again to an Erstwhile Friend. I may be gored… bored, ignored, born again, and begin anew, again (with this stupid post series) Rent-a-Sailor

I want this at the top.
It is new.
WP is stupid and hard to do.
Get over it. Continue reading

Janis Ian handed my ass to me. For one shining brief moment, I had the attention of Janis Ian. Then I managed to fuck it up.

Janis Ian handed my ass to me. For one shining brief moment, I had the attention of Janis Ian. Then I managed to fuck it up.

And fuck yes I know she is gay.
Ask me how many fucks I give.
Ask me if that makes any fucking dif to me’ I had spent entire love life hanging on her every word. She was not impressed.
go ahead
ask. I have a fuck comp virus…..i am gonna have to deal with this sooner or I wood perfer later
I am a computter nerd. virusesss do not frighten me. Continue reading

Texas Inferiority (Betcha Never Heard That One) From Me.  If you have no cents of humor… You do not belong here. her. here. her. fuck it. I think you caught my drift

Texas Inferiority (Betcha Never Heard That One) From Me. If you have no cents of humor… You do not belong here. her. here. her. fuck it. I think you caught my drift

Marla Made Me Re-Post This.
I am trying (in vain) to teach her “Texas” Continue reading

Well… We Done Screwed The Pooch (UPDATED! May 9th: New Videos)

Well… We Done Screwed The Pooch (UPDATED! May 9th: New Videos)

G’Dammit! I LOVE TEXAS! Continue reading

Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh

Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh

Re-Read this one.
You will laugh.
I swear.
I swear a lot.
I am a fucking sailor.
Wanna sue me?
Good luck with that. Continue reading

Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’

Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’

I just recently got back in touch with my “Inner-Blondie” Eighties, and recalled this stupid post.
So, what to do?
Repost it.
Bitch
And never, ever, look for logic here. Go somewhere else.
Continue reading

Slightly Updated: “Officer, I did NOT Fall OFF that Wagon; I was pushed. Arrest the push-er, not the push-ee.” Or, “I got tired of waking up on the freeway driving ninety.” Or, “This Post is Not the Post You Were Looking For…”

Slightly Updated: “Officer, I did NOT Fall OFF that Wagon; I was pushed. Arrest the push-er, not the push-ee.” Or, “I got tired of waking up on the freeway driving ninety.” Or, “This Post is Not the Post You Were Looking For…”

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Continue reading

They Say It’s Your Birthday (and please read/watch this one) It may be my swan

They Say It’s Your Birthday (and please read/watch this one) It may be my swan

Poor, Poor Pitiful Me Continue reading

This Is Just a “Puff Piece” All About One of My Favorite Women Of-All-Time. Surprised? There is some ‘Lance Marcom’ Philosophy Embedded–Read With Caution, if you are easily ‘trigger’d’ Trigger. And, as the Erstwhile Dixie Chicks once said, “Oh thank Heavens for Dale Evens.”

This Is Just a “Puff Piece” All About One of My Favorite Women Of-All-Time. Surprised? There is some ‘Lance Marcom’ Philosophy Embedded–Read With Caution, if you are easily ‘trigger’d’ Trigger. And, as the Erstwhile Dixie Chicks once said, “Oh thank Heavens for Dale Evens.”

Not an old post, but, on my mind of late.
(I put a lot of ‘work’ and ‘effort’ into this one…. some beers ago…)
WOKE Folk?
Go fuck yourselves. Continue reading

“The Biker, Bouncer, Bartender, Big-Boned Gal From Milwaukee” or “Bloody Mary Mourning–Baby Left Me Without Warning”

“The Biker, Bouncer, Bartender, Big-Boned Gal From Milwaukee” or “Bloody Mary Mourning–Baby Left Me Without Warning”

This was a fun post to ‘rework’, so I ‘re-worked’ it.
Now,
Yer job is to ‘re-read’ it.
Tits for tats.
I do you.
You do me.
This is how this works.
And, never fear. Someday I will finish this story; just as soon as the statue of limit runs out, or falls down. Yeah, it gets messy. Continue reading

Hey Joe!

Hey Joe!

Just for Woke Joe.
Yeah.
I am “In a Mood”
Sue me.
I’ll find something more contemporary to express my Veteran Outrage in a minute. Give me a minute.
Continue reading

Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai

Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai

Did I already repost this?
Memory is failing.
“memory is like that, yeah it is.” Continue reading

I was so… Pulling for Y’all!

I was so… Pulling for Y’all!

My daily record was 148 hits. Today (well, yesterday now) ‘We’ hit 147! I was on pins an’ needles! “C’mon! Do it! Do it England!” (Where were my Brits?) And Yes! I stole that line from “Hamlet’. Claudius did speak it better. But I just knew we ‘had’ it this time! *alas* We trailed in at … Continue reading

Thought I’d re-post this for all my Brit Friends Out There: “Now I know why London Bridge Fell Down”

Thought I’d re-post this for all my Brit Friends Out There: “Now I know why London Bridge Fell Down”

This post needs more love (for personal reasons I’d rather not disclose) Continue reading

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.”–W. Shakespeare

“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.”–W. Shakespeare

Today 05 SEP 2021
Fifty Years it’s been.

We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
Today, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.
–A.E. Housman
Continue reading

MUSIC BINGO

MUSIC BINGO

They threw a lot of “Mental Health Professionals” at us in Denton. They all had some “Game.” One of the more enjoyable “Games’ we played at UBH Denton was “Music Card Bingo.” Sorta like “Name That Tune” For Broken PPL As you can see, I did quite well. It actually was FUN. We truly all … Continue reading

UBH Beach Ball Bingo (And Waiting On The Bus)

UBH Beach Ball Bingo (And Waiting On The Bus)

An hour or two before I was scheduled to depart UBH, Brenda, the Ornamental Chinese Psychiatrist began a group session. She was carrying a rather large over inflated white beach ball with words scribbled all over it: Statements, questions, ponderings, et cetera. “Hello everyone, ready for a new session?” She cheerfully greeted all at Our … Continue reading