“Uh, Where’s the Met?” Laughing my fukkin’ ass off “I said something stupid—this has Never Happened Before” Go ahead “Say something stupid Lance.” “Give me time’ I’ll come up with something.” Stupid is Un-Fixable. Just Deal With It as best you can. Lance. Lance!! “Lance!!! Wake The Fuck UP!!”
Judge Aaron Albamiser & Lenny Bruce:
“Thick Fingers and a Homemade Glass Eye.”
“A Red-Headed Junk-yard Jew.” Continue reading
An Excerpt from an email I sent from Mosul, late 2008. Victor was a soft-spoken, highly educated and proper gentleman originally from Nigeria. He could not have been more out of place and time. Continue reading
Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast. Most of you may not. Some of you may know I get emotional about issues.
Some of you may not.
Some of you may give a shit.
Some of you may not. Continue reading
i MISS HER RAPIER WIT!
i WAS iNSTANT IN FUKKKIN LOVE WITH HER! Continue reading
She Melts My Heart
Just Like a Wheel
Melted Wheel Continue reading
Fuk U CDC!
I’m livin’ MY Life! Continue reading
(My Only True Regret in Life: I Never Made a Daughter) Continue reading
Huh? WTF? Continue reading
The Lamp is broken.
(You’ll have to scroll down)
Must I do ever’thang?
My Dream Girl.
Everything about her fascinates me. Continue reading
How many people have I hurt? How many lives have I dragged down into the muck and mire with mine? How many loving wives and good women have I cast away? Got a Super-Duper Calculator? Continue reading
This is Just the ‘Trailer’ Full Movie Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You. Soon, Very Soon Keeping as a souvenir: (I’ll Never wash that wrist Again!) *** Here is a Clue: Cred: ‘Scared Sober with Delirium Dirk – Real Delirium Tremens and Alcohol Withdrawal‘ **** Street Cred: ‘Christy Moore’ **** Street Cred: Kris *** … Continue reading
Don’t Drown Lance!
Surely at least one will miss you.
And your bullshit. Continue reading
I sure do hope I don’t have room inspection any time soon. Continue reading
What’s Wrong With me?
I have no clue Continue reading
Mothers are Like that Are Like That Continue reading
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
HAHAHAHAHAHA Continue reading
And Yet One More Post From the email Archives: *** Please tell me all about your therapy session today once it is done. I know a little about back trouble as I went through some during my Navy SEAL training. I know there is nothing worse than that for pain. There were several days during … Continue reading
I sure do hope I don’t have room inspection any time soon. Yeah, we are subjected to random room Inspections here at The Lyin’ Den. Not Sure Why. Or Even if it is Legal This Lion Never Sleeps At Night: Cred for Share: kbto54 **** Natural Disaster:
Merde Continue reading
I just recently got back in touch with my “Inner-Blondie” Eighties, and recalled this stupid post.
So, what to do?
And never, ever, look for logic here. Go somewhere else.
My Navy! Continue reading
I tried to be as fierce as Dick Butkus.
I came close, but never quite made it.
No one could have.
But I gave it my all. Continue reading
Of course you do.
It is when you go to flush the toilet and that handle snarls back at you, rather limp-wrist’d, as if to say,
“Not tonight Asshole. Go back to sleep.” Continue reading
Please Don’t Hate Me Continue reading
Word Press is Fukked Up! I posted this ten minuets ago Continue reading
This Post is a WIP
Has not Yet begun
I Shall Re-Turn
Attractive Young Psychiatrist Nancy began her questioning in earnest: “How long have you been drinking?” Continue reading
Shit a brick
PPL Are NOT Stupid
The entire World Sees this Coming Continue reading
Fuck Flies! Continue reading
Send ’em In! Dancing. Joke’s On You! Go Ahead! Yuk It Up! Laugh It Up. Last Laugh’s On You. Drinker Man! Watch the Vids or I Will Kill You Just Joshin’ I Wouldn’t Harm A Fly ****** ****** Dancin’ Clown: **** Salt! **** Dice! Be Nice! “Seven Come Eleven on a Rusty Dime…!” I Won’t … Continue reading
Zero Four. Alarm going off! I knock it off the nightstand. It whimpers for an instant and then grows silent.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Where am I?
Who am I? Continue reading
Back when Roberta and I were a ‘serious item’ I was living in an Old Rent House Continue reading
Leaf Lady was seriously raking leaves in the midst of a thirty-knot wind across the street from my house. Every time she managed to accumulate a pile the wind would sweep them away. Continue reading
Go f^ck yerself then.
I never liked you anyhow. Continue reading
Huh???? Continue reading
Jodie! Continue reading
Donny Hathaway – A Song For You Fukking Beautiful Song So Poignant Please Listen “I’ve Acted Out My Life In Stages.” Exclusively Here on TT & Hiero-Glyph! That means you won’t hear it anywhere else! (Because we made it up) The Results are finally in from yesterday’s, recent, last week’s election! Okay was not last … Continue reading
Courtney! Continue reading
I ‘re-worked’ this. Actually, I went off the rails and got lost in Rant-Land—do not read.
Sometimes, when I look around, I get sad.
Then I get angry.
Then I get really pissed.
I may think too much
(or drink too much)
Vote in the poll
I need to know. Continue reading
Who Am I Kidding?
No-One ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money) Continue reading
I suppose it’s time. Time to ‘revisit’ this. (At least the music is good) Continue reading
Do NOT READ THIS
It is Depressing
Lo siento mi vida Continue reading
Way back in the day when I was a wee child and living in Kansas City with My Daddy and my Evil Step-Mom DJ, I had a pet hamster.
He Died. Continue reading
There is sand in the Sinai Desert. Lots of sand. There is wind in the Sinai Desert. Lots of wind. There are landmines in the Sinai Desert. Lots of landmines, some dating back to the ’56 war. Most of them are still functional. Continue reading
Is This Asshole an Asshole?
Yep Continue reading
“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.” Continue reading
I LOVE THE SOUTH! Continue reading
My Life on Rinse and Repeat Continue reading
All Male Marcom Chiles
I Am A Switch-Hitter’s Baseball Coach’s Dream Continue reading
This is a fucked up sad, true story.
I need to not dwell.
Sometimes revisited grief is the best kind. It clears the sinuses…. Continue reading
Dana Perino recently lost her Vizsla. I know how much that hurts. They are special dogs. The loss of Henry really fucked me up. I have yet to recover. Continue reading
Sometimes I Have Been
Scared At Sea Continue reading
I Have This Most Important Poingnant Regret! Continue reading
Vice is nice
But Liquor is
Quicker Continue reading
And She is Scottish! (And Y’all Know I love Scottish Women) Continue reading
I’m Gonna Re-Post This B’cuz I Am An Idiot & It Is A Shakespeare Kind-o-Day Continue reading
Shit a Brick Continue reading
Please Forgive Me Continue reading
Martha was the best. Martha on Ernest: “He was about as useful as a stuffed squirrel.” Continue reading
“Anybody got a match?”
Yeah, I got a match:
Bogie and Bacall. Continue reading
So I have been ‘reviewing’ my recent posts on Socialist Media. Continue reading
I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.
Twice Continue reading
Likes and Loves and Laughing Faces
Thumbs up Thumbs up
We’re off to the races! Continue reading
Sometimes I am ashamed of the things I do
this is a rare occurrence Continue reading
FUCK CABLE NEWS! Continue reading
Up is Down Down is Up Apropos For Now, Eh? We had three days steaming time to kill on our way to That ‘That Land Down Under’. Continue reading
It’s Fittin’ Or it isn’t. ‘Fittin’’ No! It WAS Fittin’! Very Much So! So Well-Deserved! Bravo to You Hattie! Continue reading
I kinda miss Memphis
I am a liar.
Believe nothing I say or write.
Bull-Shite! Continue reading
Huh? Continue reading
Jah Mon Continue reading
(Ed. Note: I reached way down into the archives and re-worked this one) LSA TWO OFFICE “LSA”-“Life Support Area”-or in the local vernacular aka: “Life Sucks Ass.” Yet another email I dispatched from Camp Dwyer, 2012: Around 1730hrs a truck pulls up outside my office at LSA Two. I didn’t see who was in the … Continue reading
This post needs your love.
Watch the vids if nothing else
They are brilliant!
But I “lived” The Experience for almost two years! Continue reading
I Loved My Days/Months/Years
Spent In Iraq Continue reading
Awesome Show Continue reading
My Mind is Gone!
I May Have Too Much Time on My Hands!
Perhaps I Should get A Job?
Fuck That! Continue reading