NAVY CLUB of the United State of America MILITARY EXCELLENCE Award “Presented to the graduating recruit who best exemplifies the qualities of enthusiasm, devotion to duty, military appearance and behavior, self-discipline and teamwork.” This was the highest honor any recruit could be awarded. I won that sucker in ‘85. Before I went to Boot Camp, … Continue reading
Love… Is Not Just a Word Continue reading
This is a sappy, yet heart-felt post.
I really do try to give back to our community. I love our community.
Happy Sunday, Y’alls. All of Y’alls Continue reading
This is a “HOT MESS” collection of some recent and some not-so-recent ‘normal’ comments and ‘vomit comments’ and some other weird shit that spills from my mind from time to time.
I’m Sorry. Continue reading
In Need indeed, needs more love. Continue reading
I Throw Excuses at Me for Not Writing: Continue reading
“Near the front lines he’d been found
A mine blew his jeep into a twisted heap
And I still hear the sound
Of the wheel that kept spinnin’ ’round.” Continue reading
Where is My Mind???
I Saw It Just Last Week Continue reading
I’d Give You The World if it Were Mine To Give Continue reading
“Comphy Numb“ Continue reading
I’m Really Really REALLY infatuated with Erin Burnette. Continue reading
Anyhow, I write about women. I write about women, and my relationships with women, because I love women. Most of them don’t love me, but none of them (them ‘wimmens’) can ever say they were ever bored with me… Continue reading
Dorothy Hamill Continue reading
My Dream Girl.
Everything about her fascinates me. Continue reading
I just recently got back in touch with my “Inner-Blondie” Eighties, and recalled this stupid post.
So, what to do?
And never, ever, look for logic here. Go somewhere else.
Magsaysay Boulevard was a little more frenetic than usual for a hot, humid sunny day.
I have spent far too much of my life in the South Pacific Continue reading
I just had to have some chat with her.
And By God, I would.
I became useless for the rest of the evening.
Dateline: 1989 Subic Bay Naval Base / Olongapo City, Philippines 1600hrs
“Knock Off Ship’s Work! Liberty Call! Liberty Call!” reverberated from the 1MC onboard the USS Frederick, LST 1184.
Simultaneously about a hundred sailors went into Fred Flintstone Mode:
“Yabba Dabba Dooo!!” Continue reading
Dana is The Smartest Person In Any Room You May Stagger Into Continue reading
I Love Felines Continue reading
A SHAKAKESPEAN TRAINED ACTOR.
READ IT HERE
NOT! Continue reading
I use a lot.
A lot of Profanity
What can I say?
I am a Texan / Sailor
Or a Sailor / Texan.
‘Tis my nature.
Never mean to offend. Continue reading
Courtney! Continue reading
I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake. Continue reading
DO NOT READ THIS! IT WILL PISS YOU OFF! Continue reading
Just Kill Me Quick! Continue reading
“Wake the fuck UP!”
“Who are you?”
“Your Muse.” Continue reading
Keep Your Mouth Shut! Continue reading
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
“Thanks, thanks, And Ever Thanks Continue reading
Up is Down Down is Up Apropos For Now, Eh? We had three days steaming time to kill on our way to That ‘That Land Down Under’. Continue reading
Republished Continue reading
Word Press is Fukked Up! I posted this ten minuets ago Continue reading
Yeah! I Crashed my Booze Glass Continue reading
https://texantales.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=81660&action=edit The six degrees O Kevin Bacon: TEDxMidwest: Good God I’m Sick! I’m Sick Very Sick!
How It Felt Like…
(why Won’t This Post- Post?–If It Shows Up-Fifteen Times–U’ll Know Why–
Fuk U Word-Press! Continue reading
It Starts When You’re Always Afraid
Re-Boot—Smugglin’ Dope Continue reading
You won’t regret your time spent.
No Shit! Continue reading
Oops. I Did It Again Continue reading
Read if you have want. Yeah! I am bitter! Madelyn! Goddamn Her! She Died On Me! She Was Always So Popular! Continue reading
Why Not? Continue reading
“This Show Is Gonna Be A Sexy Show–
You’re Just Gonna Havta Deal With it.” Continue reading
I sped off still heading south. I observed her fade fast in my rear-view mirror, Continue reading
The IDF soldier navigated down the hill as Janet got ‘properly’ dressed inside our tent to greet our visitor. Continue reading
I got this song stuck in my head.
Now, it will be stuck in yours. Continue reading
I just finished watching Sleepy Joe Biden Bang on and on and on about The Fucking Keny-Dies Continue reading
I LOVE My Life Continue reading
“Petty Officer Marcom! Your Fifty Cals are Rusty!”
I had to admit. Yes they were. Continue reading
What Do You D0 With A Drunken Sailor? Shoot him In The Head Thrice Thrice What Else is New New? Ukrain is So fucked–But they keep on Hangin’ on Cred: 0:40 / 4:05 Kim Wilde I Am So …. fuk it! I Think My Comp Drank Too Much Love Potion #9 Caught The Wu-Flu I’m Gonna ‘Publish … Continue reading
Southpark: Day The First Continue reading
This too (not so much about women) Not my painful, plainful verbiage, but … Derek What a modern science actor! (And a really swell guy) “Lance, there you go again…” “Sorry! On with the show!” “Oh for a muse…of fire!” **************** I love Shakespeare. I love words. I love the simple fact that the only … Continue reading
Redundant, but I LOVE Her. Emma Continue reading
But… Emma…. Rocks My World! I generally write only about women. This time I made (half) an exception. One more silly Facefuk post: “The below ‘Independence Day’ speech was lifted right out of ‘Henry V’ (Or ‘Hank Cinq’—as I like to call it) Saint Crispin’s Day: The Battle of Agincourt Watch Le Both (If you … Continue reading
“Pygmalion-Like I Created Her & Then Fell In Love With Her” And it has occurred at me: I never ‘gave’ her a Proper Name. I am gonna go with ‘Katherine.’ Works for me (And Hopefully, Her) I was at my computer, banging out my latest travesty of prose. As Was instructed/demanded by MS Muse. Finished … Continue reading
Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’ Fuck it! But it is a light-hearted Shit Post Continue reading
I cannot seem walk Across My Little Apartment Room Without Running Into At “Least Two Or Three Immovable Objects Continue reading
Bumping along in a Casspir, a South African armored personnel carrier, on our way to Anbar Province, western Iraq. The year was 2007 and we were under attack.
Perfect. Continue reading
Waiting on the bus and the Gomer to take us to the Badging Office. This time of day Afghanistan is pleasant—not hot—cool in fact. Continue reading
Premise of a Promise I keep trying to fulfill Continue reading
I would ride the bus to downtown San Dog and hang out in the titty bars. Continue reading
A New Take On An Old Story Continue reading
Respect The Spider’s Space and Right to be Left-the-Hell-Alone Continue reading
My mother was probably
“The Original Hippy Chick.”
When Haight-Asbury was in full bloom, she would not shut up about it until we went there.
I knew a little of the ‘Hippy Culture’ back then, yet had no desire to experience it ‘up close an’ personal.’ Mom did.
All the houses on Bruning Street were brand new. And they were all alike. But their alikeness did not dampen my spirits, especially since mom and I had left the moldy old garage apartment across town. I had finally escaped that place and the Ghost of that Murdered Turkey. Continue reading
Don’t Do It! Continue reading
It only Hurts for a Second Say They–Who Are ‘They’? Anyway? How Do They Know? And How Can They Tell Us? Continue reading
I am In Lust… W/Her! Continue reading
I Think I’m Done With Lake Charles–For-Fukkin’ Ever–Good Riddance! Continue reading
This is The ‘Living End’ Continue reading
There were a few other escapades no less bizarre during this time, but I won’t recount them here. Continue reading