Endeavor to Ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive! Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fu*kin; Much!

Endeavor to Ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive! Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fu*kin; Much!

This Post is a WIP
Rest
Assurred
This Asshole
Has not Yet begun
To Fight!
I Shall Re-Turn
For
Now
It is
Yer
Turn
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JUST  One More on My Adventures With Alcohol: Twenty-Eight Days & A ‘Wake Up’ “In My Dreams I Don’t Die.” In RL, Well, We’ll See.

JUST One More on My Adventures With Alcohol: Twenty-Eight Days & A ‘Wake Up’ “In My Dreams I Don’t Die.” In RL, Well, We’ll See.

How many people have I hurt? How many lives have I dragged down into the muck and mire with mine? How many loving wives and good women have I cast away? Got a Super-Duper Calculator? Continue reading

Booze is on My Brain! I Don’t Wanna Die! Not From This Anyway! “HOSPITALS. (“Plural”) Thirteen Days Back-To Back

Booze is on My Brain! I Don’t Wanna Die! Not From This Anyway! “HOSPITALS. (“Plural”) Thirteen Days Back-To Back

This is Just the ‘Trailer’ Full Movie Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You. Soon, Very Soon Keeping as a souvenir: (I’ll Never wash that wrist Again!) *** Here is a Clue: Cred: ‘Scared Sober with Delirium Dirk – Real Delirium Tremens and Alcohol Withdrawal‘ **** Street Cred:  ‘Christy Moore’ **** “Stairway To The Bottom” … Continue reading

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part VIII: “The Blackjack Enlightenment of Miss Shonnie”

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part VIII: “The Blackjack Enlightenment of Miss Shonnie”

Shonnie was growing tired and bitchy and mouthy so I called an end to the training session, satisfied enough by then with her understanding of the game. Continue reading

I Love Rita. I Just Caint Hep It!!!! “Well, I just got back from New York City; Kris and Rita Done it all.”

I Love Rita. I Just Caint Hep It!!!! “Well, I just got back from New York City; Kris and Rita Done it all.”

To Be So Smart Kris,
You Were An Idiot!
(I Can Relate!) Continue reading

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part IX: “Counting Down the Deck” or “How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways”

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part IX: “Counting Down the Deck” or “How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways”

Very gently, I woke her.

“Ahhh, what time is it?” She said while yawning and reaching for the ceiling, stretching her slightly freckled arms, splaying her fingers, undulating her hips and moving her head round and round as if she were performing some exotic aboriginal dance to summon up a God or maybe a lessor Daemon. Continue reading

Late Spring Cleanin’ Or Fishin’ By The Creek With No Bait On My Hook. & Too Drunk To Care–Saves Me The Trouble Of Removin’ Fish From My Line.

Late Spring Cleanin’ Or Fishin’ By The Creek With No Bait On My Hook. & Too Drunk To Care–Saves Me The Trouble Of Removin’ Fish From My Line.

5 Days Of Spring Cleaning Continue reading

It Is All About Becoming “Stampers”–Efficient Stompers:  Sometimes, Even I, Sometimes, Have “Great Notions Of Grandeur & Even Deep, Thoughtful Emotions”

It Is All About Becoming “Stampers”–Efficient Stompers: Sometimes, Even I, Sometimes, Have “Great Notions Of Grandeur & Even Deep, Thoughtful Emotions”

Well Hell. Don’t ya know? To keep on goin’, that’s what. To work and sleep and screw eat and drink and keep on going Continue reading

I Tried To Re-Blog This, But Guess What? Word-Press Got In The Way–I Am About To Huff & Puff- By The Hair Of My Skinny Skin Chin! This Post is All Outta Sinks–U Figger it Out. Good Luck!

I Tried To Re-Blog This, But Guess What? Word-Press Got In The Way–I Am About To Huff & Puff- By The Hair Of My Skinny Skin Chin! This Post is All Outta Sinks–U Figger it Out. Good Luck!

https://theprodigyofideas.wordpress.com/ WordPress Is Pissing Me Right-The-Fuk-Off! “Hey WP! Don’t Force Me To Huff & Puff!” But Then A gain It’s All In The Game Ain’t It?” “Boy, You Got Me Confused With A Man Who Repeats Himself” Way Wrong Answer! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!

I Did Promise You Music and Laughter, But Never A Rose Garden: Lance-On-His-Soap-Box. “Climb Down & STFU Lance!” “OK, But I’ll Be Back. Count On That!”

I Did Promise You Music and Laughter, But Never A Rose Garden: Lance-On-His-Soap-Box. “Climb Down & STFU Lance!” “OK, But I’ll Be Back. Count On That!”

Lance On His Soap Box
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Verily Much Related To My Last: “Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’”

Verily Much Related To My Last: “Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’”

After a good night’s sleep and an uneventful day at ‘work’, Matt and I hit the beach at 1600hrs. Rog was not to accompany us because he had ‘The Duty’ and could not leave the ship. Continue reading

I Miss My Pets–They Unconditionally Loved Me! “Charley The Cougar.”

I Miss My Pets–They Unconditionally Loved Me! “Charley The Cougar.”

I Think I’m Done With Lake Charles–For-Fukkin’ Ever–Good Riddance! Continue reading

I Miss Gladys: She Was A Casablancan Bitch On Wheels—She Drove Me To Insanity-Land—I Didn’t Even Have To Pay For The Petrol— “Early Friday TB”

I Miss Gladys: She Was A Casablancan Bitch On Wheels—She Drove Me To Insanity-Land—I Didn’t Even Have To Pay For The Petrol— “Early Friday TB”

First Israeli Love. Her name was Gladys Lehani and she spoke French, English, Hebrew, and Lies. Continue reading

Slightly Expanded; But Still Stupid—I Am Stupid. “Early Thursday TB: ‘TA’ Does Not Always Mean ‘Tits an’ Ass'” Happy Belated Purim! Is-Rail Is REAL!

Slightly Expanded; But Still Stupid—I Am Stupid. “Early Thursday TB: ‘TA’ Does Not Always Mean ‘Tits an’ Ass'” Happy Belated Purim! Is-Rail Is REAL!

Huh??? Continue reading

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part X: “Your Money Ain’t Nothin’ And This Chick Ain’t Free”

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part X: “Your Money Ain’t Nothin’ And This Chick Ain’t Free”

I sat down at the bar, lit a cigarette and ordered a gin and tonic while watching Shonnie.
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Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry y’ALL. (ThE CAPS-LOCK KeY is NoT My FrIeNd!)

Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry y’ALL. (ThE CAPS-LOCK KeY is NoT My FrIeNd!)

Rot Row! There HE Goes AGAIN!!
STFU LANCE!
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Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part XI: “Un-Graceful Exit”

Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part XI: “Un-Graceful Exit”

After an hour or so of waiting (Three Jim Beams and a half-dozen Marlboros, for those of you who measure time based upon consumption of such items)
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Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)

Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)

Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast.  Most of you may not.  Some of you may know I get emotional about issues. Some of you may not. Some of you may give a shit. Some of you may not. I flip  a coin It comes down on both sides. It lands … Continue reading

Did I Actually Write This  Shite? If Yes, I Need to be Taken Out Back and Shot. In The Head. Five Times.  “Linda & Lance Go To Mars”

Did I Actually Write This Shite? If Yes, I Need to be Taken Out Back and Shot. In The Head. Five Times. “Linda & Lance Go To Mars”

Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading

WOW! This POST Is Way Tooo Long! “I’m Still A-Searchin’ For My Rainbow “Happy Place!” Oh Wait! I Found IT! LOST At Sea In Maddy-Madness!”

WOW! This POST Is Way Tooo Long! “I’m Still A-Searchin’ For My Rainbow “Happy Place!” Oh Wait! I Found IT! LOST At Sea In Maddy-Madness!”

Mo love
Mo love
Mo love
This post needs.
Mo Madonna Love
I love this woman.
If you have a brain, you do tool. You tool
She moves my body & MIND n ways my body ain’t supposed/designed to move. Continue reading

Someone Recently ‘Discovered’ ‘Liked’ This—So Natch! What Does Ass-Hole Lance Do? Re-Fresh Re-Writes & Re-Spams! oF Corse! Yeah! Of Course!–

Someone Recently ‘Discovered’ ‘Liked’ This—So Natch! What Does Ass-Hole Lance Do? Re-Fresh Re-Writes & Re-Spams! oF Corse! Yeah! Of Course!–

“Write An Expert Excerpt
(Optional)”
WP Suggests

NO!
I Shall
NOT!
Fuk U WP!
And Do NOT, Never! Ever!
Presume to TELL ME How To Do MY Job!

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True Grit Redux. Yes! A Warmed-Over Cup-Of-Shite—Shite Re-Spite A Re-Post-Post. Re-Visit At Your Own Annoyance.

True Grit Redux. Yes! A Warmed-Over Cup-Of-Shite—Shite Re-Spite A Re-Post-Post. Re-Visit At Your Own Annoyance.

Fuk Me! I Thot I Had Added This Already! I Musta Been In A Coma This is, I think the third post I ever published. Thought I would resurrect it for some who may not have seen it, as it is buried deep in the archives. And not that it is particularly that good, but … Continue reading

Oh Why The Hell Not? Why Never Re-Cycle Bin? / Why Not Re-Post It?—“On The Street Where I Lived” My Baptism of Fire: ‘Supper-Time.’

Oh Why The Hell Not? Why Never Re-Cycle Bin? / Why Not Re-Post It?—“On The Street Where I Lived” My Baptism of Fire: ‘Supper-Time.’

All the houses on Bruning Street were brand new. Continue reading

I’m Just Re-Cyclin’, And Feeling Lonely & Sorry For Me, Myself, & I: Just Reminiscin’…

I’m Just Re-Cyclin’, And Feeling Lonely & Sorry For Me, Myself, & I: Just Reminiscin’…

I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.

Twice Continue reading

Diego Garcia, or Some Might Say “McHale’s Navy”

Diego Garcia, or Some Might Say “McHale’s Navy”

Diego Garcia? Huh? Never heard of it.”

Lots of folks have not: Don’t despair. I spent thirty glorious days there back in ’86. Continue reading

Yeah! I’m Lonely! This Still Makes Me Cry Whenever I Re-Live It. (Perhaps I should Stop Doing That) “The Funeral” DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LOVE CATS. You have been properly warned.

Yeah! I’m Lonely! This Still Makes Me Cry Whenever I Re-Live It. (Perhaps I should Stop Doing That) “The Funeral” DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LOVE CATS. You have been properly warned.

This is a f*cked up sad, true story.
I need to not dwell.
Oh Well.
Sometimes revisited grief is the best kind.
It clears the mind
Reminds me that I am human
And Have Love Inside Me
And Breaks My Heart Continue reading

Ignore This One; It Is A Lame-Ass Re-Run… Guess I Could Never Do Nothin’ Right. Someday I’ll Get A Round to it–Expanding This Post–Soon As I Find A Suitable, Functional, Round-Tuit

Ignore This One; It Is A Lame-Ass Re-Run… Guess I Could Never Do Nothin’ Right. Someday I’ll Get A Round to it–Expanding This Post–Soon As I Find A Suitable, Functional, Round-Tuit

“The Lamp is Broken On The Mantel” Continue reading

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, Chapter Three: Lance Once Again Thinking With The Wrong Head. But She Was My Favorite Mistake.

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, Chapter Three: Lance Once Again Thinking With The Wrong Head. But She Was My Favorite Mistake.

Did I already re post this?
Fuck it.
I will re-re-re post it.
I am wallowing in my missing of that sexy bitch who was my last wife.
Great Goodness Grace!
She was great in the sack! Continue reading

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, My Last Wife, Chapter Two: “In France We Kissed On Main Street.” No One Even Noticed, Nor Even Cared. THIS IS WHY I Love France So Much!

Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, My Last Wife, Chapter Two: “In France We Kissed On Main Street.” No One Even Noticed, Nor Even Cared. THIS IS WHY I Love France So Much!

I miss her.
And she knows who she is.
Most of Y’all probably do too by now.
Fuck it.
She can kill me later.
At least I will get to see her one more time. Continue reading

I Should NOT Re-Post This! But Special Thanks Goes Out To My Erstwhile Girl-Frin’, Marla, Who NOW Hates & Despises Me! “But I’ve Had A Good Life All The Way.”

I Should NOT Re-Post This! But Special Thanks Goes Out To My Erstwhile Girl-Frin’, Marla, Who NOW Hates & Despises Me! “But I’ve Had A Good Life All The Way.”

He Got Lost In Paree! Continue reading