Welcome to My World (Used to be) Continue reading
Re-Post, For Friend Steve–So He Can Easily Find it. Hahahaha! Lance, You Lie: Chapter Four: ‘A Work of ‘Fiction’–A Five-Part Harmony.
“Aren’t you ashamed?”
“No. I’m not.” Continue reading
I Am Being Summarily Evicted From My {“I’ve lived here Two Years== NEVER ONCE WAS I LATE On My Rent–“) Domicile”)
sHIT Some Bricks!
I’ve got no-place to go.
Movies!
Sucked!Jurassic Park
Movies
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Endeavor to Ac-cent-tchu-ate the positive! Hey Lib-Tards! Oh! I’m So Fukkin’ Sorry For Lovin’ And Servin’ The Country I Love So Fu*kin; Much!
This Post is a WIP
Rest
Assurred
This Asshole
Has not Yet begun
To Fight!
I Shall Re-Turn
For
Now
It is
Yer
Turn
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C’om On Y’all! Show Some Love For Rickie Lee! I Caint Hep it! I’ll Fix it Later, Maybe. But Don’t Count On It.
No Bullshit Found Here
I love
This Woman
“Your Talk is cheap Lance”
“Go Get Fucked. Like my ‘talk’ now? Pricey enuff for ya?”
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Just For Fun Re-Run: Escape From Memphis–Chapter Ten: Psychiatrist Interrogation, or “Last F*cking Chance Asshole!”
Attractive Young Psychiatrist Nancy began her questioning in earnest: “How long have you been drinking?” Continue reading
Please Ignore My Posts For The Next Seven Days–I Am On A One-Week-Drunk. “Escape From Memphis–Chapter One”
The Lamp is broken.
(You’ll have to scroll down)
Must I do ever’thang?
JUST One More on My Adventures With Alcohol: Twenty-Eight Days & A ‘Wake Up’ “In My Dreams I Don’t Die.” In RL, Well, We’ll See.
How many people have I hurt? How many lives have I dragged down into the muck and mire with mine? How many loving wives and good women have I cast away? Got a Super-Duper Calculator? Continue reading
Booze is on My Brain! I Don’t Wanna Die! Not From This Anyway! “HOSPITALS. (“Plural”) Thirteen Days Back-To Back
This is Just the ‘Trailer’ Full Movie Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You. Soon, Very Soon Keeping as a souvenir: (I’ll Never wash that wrist Again!) *** Here is a Clue: Cred: ‘Scared Sober with Delirium Dirk – Real Delirium Tremens and Alcohol Withdrawal‘ **** Street Cred: ‘Christy Moore’ **** “Stairway To The Bottom” … Continue reading
Delirium Tremens Man Showed TODAY. And This Time He Wasn’t Playin’
Since DT Man and I are about to get ‘re-acquainted’
Thot I’d re-post this Continue reading
Self-Pity Is A Horrible, Debilitating Affliction. So Is Loneliness.
Dana Perino recently lost her Vizsla. I know how much that hurts. They are special dogs. The loss of Henry really fucked me up. I have yet to recover. Continue reading
PAIN IN THE NECK
Bat-Shit Crazy
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Melanie!
RERUN
DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME.
I AM JUST LIVING IN A
FANTASY – LAND – IN
MY
MIND….
I suppose, for just a moment… I am fu*king lonely…
I am beginning to bore me.
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Speakin’ of Leavin’ & Grievin’ & Drinkin’ & Sneezin’ & Thinkin’… Too Much… I Shoulda Left Las Vegas! (& Louisiana)
Life is Just a Tire Swing! Continue reading
Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part VIII: “The Blackjack Enlightenment of Miss Shonnie”
Shonnie was growing tired and bitchy and mouthy so I called an end to the training session, satisfied enough by then with her understanding of the game. Continue reading
I Am Re-Posting Because of My Love For My Cousin–Who Loves Me Not–I lover U Karmen! Gett ov’r it! “Rita!” Run, Rita Run! Run! Away!
Sometimes I am ashamed of the things I do
but
this is a rare occurrence Continue reading
I Love Rita. I Just Caint Hep It!!!! “Well, I just got back from New York City; Kris and Rita Done it all.”
To Be So Smart Kris,
You Were An Idiot!
(I Can Relate!) Continue reading
Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part IX: “Counting Down the Deck” or “How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways”
Very gently, I woke her.
“Ahhh, what time is it?” She said while yawning and reaching for the ceiling, stretching her slightly freckled arms, splaying her fingers, undulating her hips and moving her head round and round as if she were performing some exotic aboriginal dance to summon up a God or maybe a lessor Daemon. Continue reading
Faith
Against the good advice from one of my most loyal and sincere readers, I am gonna repost just one more…. for clarity. Continue reading
“A Queendom! A Queendom! My Horse For A Queendom!”–So Sorry Will. I Really Mangled This One!
Ants Rule!
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I Have Already Fallen Fast Head-Over-Heels, Too Fast In-Love With This Broad! Twice! Huge Surprise!
Lance! Crawl Back Into Your hole! And Do Not Forget To Pull The Dirt In Over Your Mouth.
OH_MY GawD! How I Do LOVE & RESPECT “Amelia! It Was Just A False Alarm, My Darling Dear Brave Amelia, I Do SO Wish! It Were–And You Still With Us. Merde Alors!
Mental Health Reasons Continue reading
Could Someone, Anyone, Please Explain to Me Why My Mind Does NOT Seem To Work Properly Anymore?: My Recent “Adventure” With SPRINT….
I MAY Fill In The DETAILS Later,
But Don’t Count On It!
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Movie Trailer-Trash
Obviously This Below ASSHOLE Has Never Dusted His Boots Off In IRAQ! Just Fer FUN! Street Cred: Screen Junkies
It Is All About Becoming “Stampers”–Efficient Stompers: Sometimes, Even I, Sometimes, Have “Great Notions Of Grandeur & Even Deep, Thoughtful Emotions”
Well Hell. Don’t ya know? To keep on goin’, that’s what. To work and sleep and screw eat and drink and keep on going Continue reading
I Think I’ve Been Hacked–Note To Self: “Sort This Out”– “Hey! COMPUTER NERD Lance! It’s Just A Little MINOR INCONVENIENCE! Deal W/It!”
SHIT! I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!
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Good Gawd! Make it STOP! “Yet Just Another Silly Re-Boot. “Hamsterdam” (With Apologies to ‘The Wire’- Wonderful TV Series Show)”
Way back in the day when I was a wee child and living in Kansas City with My Daddy and my Evil Step-Mom DJ, I had a pet hamster.
He Died. Continue reading
I Tried To Re-Blog This, But Guess What? Word-Press Got In The Way–I Am About To Huff & Puff- By The Hair Of My Skinny Skin Chin! This Post is All Outta Sinks–U Figger it Out. Good Luck!
https://theprodigyofideas.wordpress.com/ WordPress Is Pissing Me Right-The-Fuk-Off! “Hey WP! Don’t Force Me To Huff & Puff!” But Then A gain It’s All In The Game Ain’t It?” “Boy, You Got Me Confused With A Man Who Repeats Himself” Way Wrong Answer! STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
I Did Promise You Music and Laughter, But Never A Rose Garden: Lance-On-His-Soap-Box. “Climb Down & STFU Lance!” “OK, But I’ll Be Back. Count On That!”
Lance On His Soap Box
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Verily Much Related To My Last: “Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’”
After a good night’s sleep and an uneventful day at ‘work’, Matt and I hit the beach at 1600hrs. Rog was not to accompany us because he had ‘The Duty’ and could not leave the ship. Continue reading
This Is A True “Sea-Story”– I’d Like To Hope It Paints Me In An Honorable Light. But It Is True–Take That With However Many Grains of Salt You Require.
I have spent far too much of my life in the South Pacific Continue reading
I Miss My Pets–They Unconditionally Loved Me! “Charley The Cougar.”
I Think I’m Done With Lake Charles–For-Fukkin’ Ever–Good Riddance! Continue reading
I Miss Gladys: She Was A Casablancan Bitch On Wheels—She Drove Me To Insanity-Land—I Didn’t Even Have To Pay For The Petrol— “Early Friday TB”
First Israeli Love. Her name was Gladys Lehani and she spoke French, English, Hebrew, and Lies. Continue reading
Slightly Expanded; But Still Stupid—I Am Stupid. “Early Thursday TB: ‘TA’ Does Not Always Mean ‘Tits an’ Ass'” Happy Belated Purim! Is-Rail Is REAL!
Huh??? Continue reading
Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part X: “Your Money Ain’t Nothin’ And This Chick Ain’t Free”
I sat down at the bar, lit a cigarette and ordered a gin and tonic while watching Shonnie.
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Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry y’ALL. (ThE CAPS-LOCK KeY is NoT My FrIeNd!)
Rot Row! There HE Goes AGAIN!!
STFU LANCE!
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Shonnie The Biker’s Wife Part XI: “Un-Graceful Exit”
After an hour or so of waiting (Three Jim Beams and a half-dozen Marlboros, for those of you who measure time based upon consumption of such items)
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Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)
Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast. Most of you may not. Some of you may know I get emotional about issues. Some of you may not. Some of you may give a shit. Some of you may not. I flip a coin It comes down on both sides. It lands … Continue reading
Fuk it! I’ll Real Post’r=Ize it, over-size’d & Over-Criticized, Ostracized, —
Way back in the day when I was a wee child and living in Kansas City with My Daddy and my Evil Step-Mom DJ, I had a pet hamster.
He Died. Continue reading
UBH Chapter Two
What an ‘Adventure!’
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Do Not Even Ask Me Why
Do NOT ASK
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Do NOT Look! Too Depressing! Denton UBH Day One: Stepping Through The Door
I suppose it’s time. Time to ‘revisit’ this. (At least the music is good) Continue reading
Mind Gone. Blown! Mandy’s of the World: Unite! Steer Clear of One Lance A. Marcom! (Trust Me On This One Ladies)
Typical, Representative of The ‘Mandy’ Species
(In My Humble Experience Anyway) Continue reading
More Love for This Post Please! “Haulin’ Hay For Fun & Profit” Still in ‘Lance Southern Mode!’
Hauling hay was a two-man operation: one man would drive the truck guiding the hay loader along the rows of bales. Continue reading
Why Do Some People Insist On Being Such Jerk-Offs? Fu*kin Assholes? Why? Why?! WHY, OH FU*KING WHY?
I HATE HATE HATE HEART-LESS LOSER Big-Corporate User ASSHOLES! Call Me A “liberal’–I Honestly Don’t Care!
Screw it! I am gonna Keep Re-Posting Shit, ‘Till I Run Outta Gas! F%@k it! Re-Visit It! m– m–Added Some Moray Joanie–Baez. “There’s A Hole In My Bed”
Linda is so beautiful.
A treasure to be treasured. Continue reading
NEVER ATEMPT TO READ–wAY TOO G’DAMN LONG! Last Peanut Rerun & Then I’m Done!—“Not Like Going Down The Pond Chasing Blue Gills Or Tommy Cats”–Quint
No More Peanut Stories.
Making Me
Melancholy!
When I Want
To be
Jolly
And Happy! Continue reading
‘Naitivity’ Fukkin’ WP ALWAYS Prompts Me To “Update” Ev’n If I Just Casually ‘Look’ At A Post! Fuk U Word-Press! Stop Wastin’ My Finite Time!!
Write an excerpt (optional)
Here is My
Write an excerpt (optional)
Fuk U
WP!
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Did I Actually Write This Shite? If Yes, I Need to be Taken Out Back and Shot. In The Head. Five Times. “Linda & Lance Go To Mars”
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
Yer Gonna Cry–Over All The Reasons Why. Don’t Bother: It’s A Calculated Re-Run Just For Fun.
Word Press is Fukked Up! I posted this ten minuets ago Continue reading
I LOVE This Broad! And Remember Kids: Never Ask Me Questions. About All-The-Reasons-Why
“Lance! Go Immediately To ‘Fuk Yer-Self-Land.” Do Not PASS Go! Do Not Collect 200 Dollars!
WOW! This POST Is Way Tooo Long! “I’m Still A-Searchin’ For My Rainbow “Happy Place!” Oh Wait! I Found IT! LOST At Sea In Maddy-Madness!”
Mo love
Mo love
Mo love
This post needs.
Mo Madonna Love
I love this woman.
If you have a brain, you do tool. You tool
She moves my body & MIND n ways my body ain’t supposed/designed to move. Continue reading
“Broken NEWS!” I’m Currently Werkin’ On A “Brand-New–Who Knew?”– Jesse Waters Post.
How Do I Describe ‘Lance’ In A Short Sentence?
Don’t Need No Sentence.
One Word Shall Suffice:
‘iNSANE”
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Updated With Dice! Fresh Outta Ice–Which Really POSES NO Problems For Me. Wanna Know Why? Of Course You Do NOT!
What?
Who’s Callin’?
NCA
MBA?
FBI?
Ok
I’ll Try to go
Quietly
But No Promises Continue reading
If I Hear Just-One-More Asshole Reee-Iter-Ate “January Sixth” I Swear To GOD I Will Go Into Tasmanian Devil Mode! Trust Me: It Will NOT Be Pleasant To Watch.
I Am Molvin’ To Montana Soon!
Gonna Be A Dental Floss Tycoon
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p,LEASE Stop Me! Before I COMP,LETELY LOS’R mY My KIND Mind!@ Kind Mind!
Innocent Boozer! Loser! There Should Be MORE To This Fukkin’ Post! (I’ll Work The “Problem.) Please Trust Me On This
I Grow Weary, Teary, — Weary of Beating Me UP–Is There Not Someone Else??? To Beat Up? On?—
I am sad
And chock-full of remorse
Of Course Continue reading
I Have No words, Nor Excuses For This Post. “Calgon! Please Take Me Away! OK?! Post Haste–I’ll Gladly Pay For The Extra Shipping”
I’ve already lost myself, But not in “luxury” Continue reading
Someone Recently ‘Discovered’ ‘Liked’ This—So Natch! What Does Ass-Hole Lance Do? Re-Fresh Re-Writes & Re-Spams! oF Corse! Yeah! Of Course!–
“Write An Expert Excerpt
(Optional)”
WP Suggests
NO!
I Shall
NOT!
Fuk U WP!
And Do NOT, Never! Ever!
Presume to TELL ME How To Do MY Job!
Good Health (And “Insanity” Is Just A Scare Word) It’s Just A State of Mind–N/M! Please Read This! If Just To Validate My State of Lost MIND!
“Dreams Unwind; Love’s a State of Mind.” Continue reading
What-The-Fuk?! YES! This Is A RANT! Just Quietly Slink Away Renee.
Really??? Really??? REALLY??? You Fuckin’ Idiot!
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Expanded & Really, Really Stupid–A Pity-Party for Me. This is Really Stupid, Yet May Deserve A First Look. Or Just One Look. (If’n Y’all Are New Here–That Sizz)
Y’all think shit is bad today? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Continue reading
Hahahaha! Still In Real!-Re-Cycled Bull-Shite Mode. “A Fly Went By” Do NOT Watch This! I Am Lazy & Crazy & Just A Little Bit Hazy. And Enjoyin’ Some “Back-Slider’s Wine”
Fuck Flies!
Crazy
Insanity
Flies
Bugs
Bobbie Gentry Continue reading
True Grit Redux. Yes! A Warmed-Over Cup-Of-Shite—Shite Re-Spite A Re-Post-Post. Re-Visit At Your Own Annoyance.
Fuk Me! I Thot I Had Added This Already! I Musta Been In A Coma This is, I think the third post I ever published. Thought I would resurrect it for some who may not have seen it, as it is buried deep in the archives. And not that it is particularly that good, but … Continue reading
Lance, You Lie: Chapter Six–Note to Self: “Self, Finish The Edit Later”–Some Names Have Been ‘Mortified’ To Protect The Guilty
There were a few other escapades no less bizarre during this time, but I won’t recount them here. Continue reading
“Lance! Lance! LANCE!!! DON’T RE-POST THIS!” Gots To—Sorry.”Under Water Skiing” (Do Not Try This At Home)
One of the things (Life’s simple pleasures)–one of the things I derive the most pleasure from–is making people laugh. Continue reading
This is a Work of FICTION! Because I Do Not Know if There is a Statute of Limitations on Arson.
Back in the mid – Seventies, Madelyn worked at a joint in Bonham, Texas: ‘Richard’s Jeans’. Continue reading
Oh Why The Hell Not? Why Never Re-Cycle Bin? / Why Not Re-Post It?—“On The Street Where I Lived” My Baptism of Fire: ‘Supper-Time.’
All the houses on Bruning Street were brand new. Continue reading
I’m Just Re-Cyclin’, And Feeling Lonely & Sorry For Me, Myself, & I: Just Reminiscin’…
I feel so honored to have been allowed to serve on two ships in two war zones and given the opportunity to attend SEAL training, even though I did not measure up, at least I showed up.
Twice Continue reading
Diego Garcia: Arrival
I Actually Loved Diego Garcia
I asked My Master Chief Anderson to Leave Me There (There Was An Opening For An Armorer-Or–He, My Master Chief, , Invited Me To Fuk Off And Get
Back on the ship–Back on duty.
Diego Garcia, or Some Might Say “McHale’s Navy”
Diego Garcia? Huh? Never heard of it.”
Lots of folks have not: Don’t despair. I spent thirty glorious days there back in ’86. Continue reading
Kinda/Sorta Up-Dated—And Ya’ll Know I’m Lyin’ And I’m A Stupid Alcoholic Sailor Idiot! At Least I’m Honest–I Have No More Fantasies Left Of Me To Share.
Afg has brought me Pain Again. Picking up from the last half-chapter
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Hooray For Hollywood! Wish I Could… Still Give Two Shits. But The Magic Has Gone. Long Gone. So Wrong!
Please re-read.
I added a Daddy Snippet….
Under the Rainbow.
Cannot believe I did not include this in the orig. Continue reading
I Am A No Shit Movie Buff!
I cannot help me! Continue reading
May Be Worth A Re-Look-See. Mainly Just For Hattie. “What did YOU do in The War Daddy? Daddy?? DADDY!??
It’s Fittin’ Or it isn’t. ‘Fittin’’ No! It WAS Fittin’! Very Much So! So Well-Deserved! Bravo to You Hattie! Continue reading
Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine! So Brave Ukraine!
I am so heart-sick! Mother*Fu*k You PuTin! The Brave Ukrainians are fighting their asses off Continue reading
Putin Is Insane! I Can’t Help But If Wonder If That Puppy Didn’t End Up In The Siberian Gulag. As Worm’s Meat. Yeah! I Do Ponder Such Things.
Yep
I am Pissed
Fuk Putin!
Of COURSE I Was Correct! Here Was My Heady, Bona-Fried Prediction From Months Ago: “Russia is Gonna Invade The Ukraine.”
Shit a brick
PPL Are NOT Stupid
The entire World Sees this Coming Continue reading
You-Boob Suddenly Will NOT Allow Me To SAVE/Download Vids AnyMore! THIS iS Really, REALLY Really PISSING mE oFF!
Fuk You-Tube! Continue reading
I am ‘Supposed’ To Be Writing About ‘Macbeth’, But Liz Taylor Has Invaded My Head And My Heart.
I have no worthy words to describe her beauty Continue reading
Yeah! I’m Lonely! This Still Makes Me Cry Whenever I Re-Live It. (Perhaps I should Stop Doing That) “The Funeral” DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LOVE CATS. You have been properly warned.
This is a f*cked up sad, true story.
I need to not dwell.
Oh Well.
Sometimes revisited grief is the best kind.
It clears the mind
Reminds me that I am human
And Have Love Inside Me
And Breaks My Heart Continue reading
Kitty Muster Roll Call! Fall In! Smartly! (You Pussys!)
Pussy Cat
Pussy Cat! Continue reading
Ignore This One; It Is A Lame-Ass Re-Run… Guess I Could Never Do Nothin’ Right. Someday I’ll Get A Round to it–Expanding This Post–Soon As I Find A Suitable, Functional, Round-Tuit
“The Lamp is Broken On The Mantel” Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, Chapter Three: Lance Once Again Thinking With The Wrong Head. But She Was My Favorite Mistake.
Did I already re post this?
Fuck it.
I will re-re-re post it.
I am wallowing in my missing of that sexy bitch who was my last wife.
Great Goodness Grace!
She was great in the sack! Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth, My Last Wife, Chapter Two: “In France We Kissed On Main Street.” No One Even Noticed, Nor Even Cared. THIS IS WHY I Love France So Much!
I miss her.
And she knows who she is.
Most of Y’all probably do too by now.
Fuck it.
She can kill me later.
At least I will get to see her one more time. Continue reading
