Yes, this is a ‘Shit Post’ Fuck it! But it is a light-hearted Shit Post Continue reading
The Greatest Country Song in the History of Country Songs: ‘Pancho and Lefty’
I hate Lance Continue reading
The Trouble With Lance And Beer Cans (And Tribble-Relations-and Manifestations)
Buyin’ Troubles?
No thanks. I’m pretty well-stocked up at the moment.
How ’bout some Tribbles? Two for one today.
Do I have to feed them?
Uh, Yeah.
Forget it. I cannot even feed myself. Continue reading
Post Only For Ela, (Elizabeth) The Sexy Goddess: Last and Last and Last Wife I Will Ever Be Blessed To Have
Throwing away Good Women Is My Primary Profession.
Second is Regret and Self-Pity
(Those come as kind of a ‘set’)
Third is….
I have not figured out yet..
I’ll get back to you. Continue reading
Sandra! (Yeah! It’s Still A Sandra Kinda Day) What Can I say?
My Dream Girl.
Everything about her fascinates me. Continue reading
This is such a sad story. Young Beautiful Life So Callously, So Carelessly, So Ungraciously Stolen, Pisses me Right the Fuck Off. Yes. This makes me angry. Not that anyone gives two shits how I feel, but if I could spend three seconds with the asshole who did this, he would experience a very unhappy experience.
Gabrielle ‘Gabby’ Petito Rest in Peace BEAUTIFUL LADY This asshole, Brian Laundrie who murderized her needs to be castrated, drawn and quartered burned at the stake and then whatever is left of him be given to wild dogs for puppy chow. Continue reading
Should I Go For It? Naw. Screw it.
Had to re-spam this one.
Why?
Don’t know Continue reading
The Best ‘Blaxploitation’ Film of All Time
It’s memory lane y’all. “I’m just talkin’ ’bout Shaft.” “Right on!” “Shaft is a 1971 American blaxploitation film directed by Gordon Parks and released by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. An action film with elements of film noir, Shaft tells the story of a black private detective, John Shaft, who travels through Harlem and to the Italian mob in … Continue reading
Diana, Beautiful Cherished Perished Treasure for the Measure of the World. Such a… words fail. Everyone loved her (Except her husband and Christopher Hitchens. So screw both of them)
CNN is about to broadcast yet another monstrosity:
‘CNN Presents’
This time on Princess Diana.
I have already done this.
Pretty certain mine is better and more respectful. Continue reading
America has lost its fucking mind. I’m goin’ to Katmandu where there may still be some semblance of sanity left to be found. And the climate is probably better too. I’m tired of this fucking American Zoo.
“Sexy Red, Where ya from Darlin’? Please say ‘Texas’.” “Texas” she said. “Yeah? Really?” “Yeah, really” she replied as she rolled her eyes. “Marry me!” I said while kneeling down on bended knee. “Get away from me, you fucking Old Man!” *That did not go as planned* I thought to myself, as I slinked away … Continue reading
Hey! I’m Writing Here!
(Fleeting thoughts seem to fly away. Okay? Continue reading
The Rise and Fall Of The ‘Alien’ Franchise (CONTAINS NOTHING BUT SPOILERS—In More Ways Than One)
And This Post Is Mainly Directed At Film Buffs In General And ‘Alien’ Fans In Particular. There is a lot of content here i.e., A Lot of Videos. I you don’t watch the vids, you are probably wasting your time. But You Do You Let’s Get On With It, Shall we? I always Like To … Continue reading
Screenplays: ‘Alien’ Explore The Genesis… And the Ultimate Demise of the Franchise.
Or, “Would you like some opium?” -H.R. Giger The subject matter of this post may well be somewhat dated and esoteric, but I do submit that it is ‘spot on’ for all my fellow writers out there… well if you are of a science fiction bent, or just want to write screenplays (The terms are … Continue reading
Twenty-Eight Days & A ‘Wake Up’
How many people have I hurt? How many lives have I dragged down into the muck and mire with mine? How many loving wives and good women have I cast away? Got a Super-Duper Calculator? Continue reading
Right vs. Left—Left vs. Right—Spy vs. Spy: Who Am I?
“Bonus Super Duper” is a must watch.
Trust me.
I’m with the Government. Continue reading
I am in love with a woman I have never met (in person) Or “Wasted Nights, Days, Daze….” Whatever.
Not her below…. Not even close. She ain’t this pretty. And I sure as shit ain’t that handsome . But her ‘pretty’ is the pretty I need/want/desire in my life. I am in love with her. I will not doxx her. I have her ‘for real’ photo, but you’ll never see it from me. Yeah. … Continue reading
I Stall. Uhaul. Shonnie, The Truest Sentiment You May Find Here From Me She, Shonnie reallllllly fucked me up. I am still struggling to recover and get over her. (Listen to the MTB song) And know this Y’all, I have found a new Shonnie. Only Problem I have: She hates me. Just a hurdle I shall O’re, over… jump over… leap over. (Nailed it!)
I miss the bitch Continue reading
Zen & The Art of HVAC Maintenance
I am the fucking Zen Master Continue reading
“Facebook Philosophy” Or “Woodstock” Or “Joni” You decide. We still reside (In a free country. Last I checked)
I came upon a child of God,. He was drunk.
I asked him,
“Why are you drunk?”
He pulled a little mirror out of his backpack.
“Take a look” he said.
I gave him all the contents of my wallet.
“Thanks” he said. And walked away from me. I musta scared him. He had met someone crazier than he. Continue reading
I Don’t Need No More (Toilet) – Trouble
I Love To Laugh (at me) Continue reading
PAIN IN THE NECK
Yeah.
I’m still re-posting
And boasting
I am in my second childhood.
“Once a man and twice a child.” Continue reading
I Live In Jeopardy Land. Double-Jeopardy Land In Fact.
When I am waiting for my computer to make up its mind or complete an asinine assignment Continue reading
I Love My GirlFriend (Well I did love her once) She had class–I surly/sorely/Shirley was lacking in that department.
I cannot the photo of her I wanted. And this is probably a good thing. Because today is not a good day to die. Continue reading
Julie and Julia
Fuk it
I am going to re-post all of my posts.
For posterity purposes.
Get over it.
You don’t have to read.
Find something better to do.
With your
time. Continue reading
Time After Time
And while I’m at it…. Continue reading
Call-Ment Me
Shit Lance!
Let’s re-post this one.
Why the fuck not? Continue reading
“An Unlikely Horse to Win, Place, or Even Show Up” (2021 Re-Boot with Verbose Author’s Op-Ed Bonus Bit Thrown In)
I am re-spamming this be – cuz
Because ‘auto-bikers, likeers….like hers.
pisss me the fuck off.
If I ‘like’ your post, I will tell you why.
If I don’t like it, I won’t say a fucking word.
Because my Grandmommie taught me if I had nothing nice to say, STFU!
How I still live my life.
And no. I did not kill Mister Ed. He committed Suicide Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Three: Lance Thinking With The Wrong Head (But Favorite Mistake)
Did I already re post this?
Fuck it.
I will re-re-re post it.
I am wallowing in my missing of that sexy bitch who was my last wife.
Great Goodness Grace!
She was great in the sack! Continue reading
Uniquely Random Memories from the Middle East Continued (Goddamn it, but Sheryl rocks me whurl) Scroll down.
We made love in that birdhouse after sundown Continue reading
When The Men On The Chessboard Get Up & Tell You Where To Go…
Re-Read this one.
It speaks to my
INSANITY
And to my pity party missing my last wife.
Do NOT even go there.
You think I have no regrets?
Fuk you. Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Two: In France We Kissed On Main Street
I miss her.
And she knows who she is.
Most of Y’all probably do too by now.
Fuck it.
She can kill me later.
At least I will get to see her one more time. Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter Four, Wayward Bound (Repost: I miss her—I wish our life together could have lasted forever) See the fricking song. Lunch did not last forever. Our marriage really never stood a fucking chance. Too much mutual passion. That fire burned hot. And quick.
Great fucking vid. My thanks to jackie T for the share. Actually in my last post, I kinda lied. We were on the same plane but bound for two different destinations:She to Missouri.Me to Texas. During the flight across the pond to America, I went back to the stewardess shack, and said,“See that Nordic Blonde … Continue reading
Continuation of ‘On The Street Where I Lived’
Shit!!!
I meant to add the song and the images when I re-worked this post.
But I was over-taken by events and passed out. When I woke up my house was on fire.
So I had to leave.
And fuck me. I buried the lead. The main reason I wanted to repost this was /s becuz Roxanne was Rickie’s big sister….. see other post…. You’ll never find it. Even I cannot find it and I wrote it. ‘Perusin’ For a Brusin’ Continue reading
Bobble-Headed Mother Fucker, Racist Piece-of-Shit, Hypocrite—Stupid is as stupid does. How is this Asshole Still walking about with a fucking job? Who is paying him?
Puke IN My Mouth. Please And Thank You. Every Time I see this moron, I get this sudden urge to throw up in my mouth Continue reading
Un-Requited Love! (Abusive, Callous Muse)
It is a fukked up kind of day. Continue reading
Siren Songs
Had to repost
Because a fellow blogger wrote a piece on same same subject. Continue reading
That’s My Story–Stickin’ to it. (Spacemen from Mars stole all of my money–I can play the game. They Love me Just The Same…)
Proving (once again) That My Life Has a Sound-Track Continue reading
Texas (no longer) Monthly. Joe Hill in here somewhere–scroll the fuck down) Yeah, I am a fucking socialist. What’s it to ya? Wanna fight me? You will lose your body. And your life. And your wife, if you have one. I will take everything.
As Promised.
Joe Hill. Continue reading
Medgar Evers
Now More than ever, Medgar Continue reading
It is so well-documented how much I love my Country
Why do I keep kicking this poor dead horsey?
Women & Tell-All Tela-Phones
I have lots of women in my life.
I rarely call any of them Continue reading
English! Or Nor Wee-Gin. You Choose. Or A Charming Darling
Something is broken in my mindl
Vice is nice.
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker
A Charming Darling Continue reading
Self-Deprecation Humor is the Lowest, Common Desdamona Trux, Denominator, Donna Matrix… Easiest Low Fruit To Harvest.
Yeah.
Reposting shit.
I’ll clean it up later.
I did add a vid
I can harvest that fucking cherry orchard… Continue reading
Daily Lenny: Judge Aaron Albamiser (sp) And This Has Turned Into a Rant. Sorry…
Did I recently repost this?
Not sure.
Forgive me if I did Continue reading
Hamas, Gaza, IDF, Israel, Intifada, and U.S. (us) And why we should care (?)
Some of you may know of my history in the Mideast. Most of you may not. Some of you may know I get emotional about issues. Some of you may not. Some of you may give a shit. Some of you may not. I flip a coin It comes down on both sides. It lands … Continue reading
“How old are you?” – “Three wars, and still growing.”
I love this post.
I love this woman.
if you have to ask why,
You are have arrived at the wrong space place.
Call Google
Perhaps you can get your money back. Continue reading
“Linda & Lance Go To Mars” (And They Lived Happily Ever After)
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
(Slightly Updated) Rent One, Part… Three, I think… Thanks Again to an Erstwhile Friend. I may be gored… bored, ignored, born again, and begin anew, again (with this stupid post series) Rent-a-Sailor
I want this at the top.
It is new.
WP is stupid and hard to do.
Get over it. Continue reading
Rita!
Reposting this for a fren…. who put an earworm in my ear.
Thanks Fren…
I appreciate you.
(not really, but it looks good in print) Continue reading
Janis Ian handed my ass to me. For one shining brief moment, I had the attention of Janis Ian. Then I managed to fuck it up.
And fuck yes I know she is gay.
Ask me how many fucks I give.
Ask me if that makes any fucking dif to me’ I had spent entire love life hanging on her every word. She was not impressed.
go ahead
ask. I have a fuck comp virus…..i am gonna have to deal with this sooner or I wood perfer later
I am a computter nerd. virusesss do not frighten me. Continue reading
Texas Inferiority (Betcha Never Heard That One) From Me. If you have no cents of humor… You do not belong here. her. here. her. fuck it. I think you caught my drift
Marla Made Me Re-Post This.
I am trying (in vain) to teach her “Texas” Continue reading
These Boobs Ain’t Made For Talkin’
Read this and laugh at me Continue reading
Rant One, Rent One, Part… Three, I think… Thanks Again to an Erstwhile Friend. I may be gored… bored, born again, and begin anew, again (with this stupid post series) Rent-a-Sailor
“Rent-A-Sailor” Yes Yes Yes Fuckkng yes! I am skipping/slipping ahead Continue reading
Simply For Cynthia (Esoteric Post—Don’t Bother)
There is still such a thing as “Good People.” Continue reading
The Funeral (DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LOVE CATS) You have been warned.
This is a fucked up sad, true story.
I need to not dwell.
Oh Well.
Sometimes revisited grief is the best kind. It clears the sinuses…. Continue reading
Well… We Done Screwed The Pooch (UPDATED! May 9th: New Videos)
G’Dammit! I LOVE TEXAS! Continue reading
TEXAS WOMEN
“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.” Continue reading
My Favorite Texan (For Today Anyway)
Goddamn! I love Texas women Continue reading
Random Memories from The Middle East: The Road to Sharm el Sheikh
Re-Read this one.
You will laugh.
I swear.
I swear a lot.
I am a fucking sailor.
Wanna sue me?
Good luck with that. Continue reading
Oh My Fucking Gawd! My life has a soundtrack
If you do not watch the vids, what the fuck are you doing here? Go away. Very fucking seriously related:
I Fell in love with Her (Because I am gonna be the Greatest Star—Someday—Some Way) When you’re gifted, then you’re gifted.
Women!!!! Continue reading
HOT MAMA (Or “No Thanks. Food Makes Me Sick.”)
This is a stupid post.
But it makes me laugh
At me.
Join me in my mirth? Continue reading
SueZ, Open Sez-a-me! Canal!
More Revisit Silly From Me Continue reading
I am not “Obelisk” to YOU
Just Lance having some fun.
Y’all might like this one.
Or not… Continue reading
Wonderful World of Worthy Writers!
I want to be worthy someday.
And I wish Michelle would answer my email.
Just once. Continue reading
Hooray For Hollywood! Wish I Could… Still Give a Shit. But The Magic is Gone. Long Gone. So Long!
Please re-read.
I added a Daddy Snippet….
Under the Rainbow.
Cannot believe I did not include this in the orig. Continue reading
Memp-iphany
I kinda miss Memphis
No.
Not really.
I am a liar.
Believe nothing I say or write. Continue reading
You’ve Got to Give a Little. Kindness is the Best Cure for all ills.
This is a sappy, yet heart-felt post.
I really do try to give back to our community. I love our community.
Happy Sunday, Y’alls. All of Y’alls Continue reading
Part Five of a Sailor’s Scholarly Series on U.S. Naval History in The South Pacific: ‘The Beautiful Girl With The Red Balloon’
I just recently got back in touch with my “Inner-Blondie” Eighties, and recalled this stupid post.
So, what to do?
Repost it.
Bitch
And never, ever, look for logic here. Go somewhere else.
Continue reading
Here Comes a Rant: Stand By For Heavy Rolls As The Shit Comes About
Had to.
Had to repost.
“Why Lance?”
“Because… Jennifer Grey. Okay?”
“OK. Whatever floats yer boat.” Continue reading
Perusin’ For a Brusin’
It, the song, reminded me of my first Stripper/Madonna/Whore/Single-mother/mutha/ethnic sexual love of my life.
I think I was ten. Yeah, I was an early bloomer., still wearing bloomers. Continue reading
MANHATTAN PET PROJECT
OK. I’ll admit it. I love her.
But then, I love most women. I am easy to catch, hard to hold. Good Luck Ladies. Continue reading
Sexy Goddess Elizabeth: My Last Wife, Chapter One
Did I actually write this?
Fuck was I thinking?? Continue reading
Little Bird
If you do not laugh at this, you are not human. Continue reading
WIP (Yeah, I can do that–my whole life is Still a WIP–I hope)
Yeah. I re-published it. I want it at the top of my blog and WordPress is stupid, but I am less stupid. So here ya go. Continue reading
Oops! I Did It Again
I really like Britney.
Not sure why. Continue reading
Gainful Employment, Part Duh
Sep Elvn ALWAYS fucks up my head (and my heart of hearts) Continue reading
But…Call Now! And We’ll DOUBLE THE OFFER!
The ONLY redeeming quality of weekends is Fred. She is the best!
Of the rest. Continue reading
Something Wrong
Fuck this World.
Stop this fucking train.
I wanna get off. Continue reading
Hooray For Hollywood! Wish I Could… Still Give a Shit. But The Magic is Gone. Long Gone. So Long!
In Need indeed, needs more love. Continue reading
Read this, Dammit
Mo love
Mo love
Mo love
This post needs.
Mo Madonna Love
I love this woman.
If you have a brain, you do tool. You tool
She moves my body in ways my body ain’t supposed/designed to move. Continue reading
WIP (Yeah, I can do that–my whole life is a WIP–I hope)
This wonderful video built by Francesca Maria deserves its own stand-alone post.
I am WIP’ing it.
But, While you wait…. Continue reading
This One From My Heart
It is still my Birthday. I can repost shit all day long. Continue reading
Happy Birthday TEXAS!
Fuck it. It is my birthday. I can post what I want. Continue reading
Dried up Ink, In Cooperated.
Street Fucking Cred: MC Lars (I love THIS!) Continue reading
Life is Strange
This one… do not look at.
Do not read.
Certainly do not listen to the music Continue reading
Continuing Saga of My Favorite Wife: Rhonda
I still really miss her in my life. I miss my wife. I miss my wife/life. In the entire history of monumental fuck ups that is my life, this will always reign supreme: I cast her away. And ‘regret’ does not even come close as a word. Continue reading
Bad Fortunes. Bad Dreams. Are Always Trying To Gang-Tackle Me, (It Seems), But Then They Are Chased Away. By Good Fortune & Good People. (Perpetually in The Nick of Time)
This is for all my friends. And for my not friends too. Continue reading
“Tennis Anyone?” –Didn’t Think So… Perhaps Dinner & A Movie Then?
Tennis anyone?
No?
Go fuck yerself then.
I never liked you anyhow. Continue reading
Miss Function Junction
You snooze, you lose booze Continue reading
Henry The “Just A Dog, Dog”–And Now His Watch Has Ended
Dana Perino recently lost her Vizsla. I know how much that hurts. They are special dogs. The loss of Henry really fucked me up. I have yet to recover. Continue reading
If Herman Melville were trying to write ‘Moby Dick’ in 2021
“Chapter One: ‘Call me Bubba.’” Continue reading
I may be gay
Hahahahaha! Continue reading
Out On Some Limb… Clinging to a Branch-True Texan Style
Time. Time to git over it all.
20 Years of …
Never
Ever
Forget.
But, forgive them Chicks.
Those were heady times, chock full of emotion.
This Is Just a “Puff Piece” All About One of My Favorite Women Of-All-Time. Surprised? There is some ‘Lance Marcom’ Philosophy Embedded–Read With Caution, if you are easily ‘trigger’d’ Trigger. And, as the Erstwhile Dixie Chicks once said, “Oh thank Heavens for Dale Evens.”
Not an old post, but, on my mind of late.
(I put a lot of ‘work’ and ‘effort’ into this one…. some beers ago…)
WOKE Folk?
Go fuck yourselves. Continue reading
Broken Promises
Writing Sucks Continue reading
“The Biker, Bouncer, Bartender, Big-Boned Gal From Milwaukee” or “Bloody Mary Mourning–Baby Left Me Without Warning”
This was a fun post to ‘rework’, so I ‘re-worked’ it.
Now,
Yer job is to ‘re-read’ it.
Tits for tats.
I do you.
You do me.
This is how this works.
And, never fear. Someday I will finish this story; just as soon as the statue of limit runs out, or falls down. Yeah, it gets messy. Continue reading
I Have Spent A Lot of My ‘Dear Years’…
Why am I so Angry? Continue reading
Hey Joe!
Just for Woke Joe.
Yeah.
I am “In a Mood”
Sue me.
I’ll find something more contemporary to express my Veteran Outrage in a minute. Give me a minute.
Continue reading
Rent – A – Sailor Part Two: Topsy-Turvy
Up is Down Down is Up Apropos For Now, Eh? We had three days steaming time to kill on our way to That ‘That Land Down Under’. Continue reading
Five Random Memories from my Three Years Spent in Israel, Egypt, Gaza, and Sinai
Did I already repost this?
Memory is failing.
“memory is like that, yeah it is.” Continue reading
I was so… Pulling for Y’all!
My daily record was 148 hits. Today (well, yesterday now) ‘We’ hit 147! I was on pins an’ needles! “C’mon! Do it! Do it England!” (Where were my Brits?) And Yes! I stole that line from “Hamlet’. Claudius did speak it better. But I just knew we ‘had’ it this time! *alas* We trailed in at … Continue reading
Escape From Memphis–Chapter One
The Lamp is broken on the mantle.
(You’ll have to scroll down)
Must I do ever’thang?
Snow, Texas (NO) Power & Light, Abusive Muse: True Love of My Life, All Mish-Mashed Together. Snow Ice-Cream Anyone? I’m buyin’.
Y’all think shit is bad today? Let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we? Continue reading
Cowboys And Cowgirls And Muses, OH Why?!
Why would she not marry me?
I have no idea.
We could’ve lived happily ever’ after her.
Maybe not. At least twould not have been boring. Continue reading
Dead Reckoning, Abusive Muse: This is the End
Missing!
Life Sucks! Continue reading
HOSPITALS. (“Plural”) Thirteen Days Back-To Back
We be rimshot reminisce an’ shit. Continue reading
Delirium Tremens Man Showed. And This Time He Wasn’t Playin’
Since DT Man and I are about to get ‘re-acquainted’
Thot I’d re-post this Continue reading
This Boat Is Sinking
Bail’s In
Water’s out.
Try to remember that Gents. Continue reading
Thought I’d re-post this for all my Brit Friends Out There: “Now I know why London Bridge Fell Down”
This post needs more love (for personal reasons I’d rather not disclose) Continue reading
“Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.”–W. Shakespeare
Today 05 SEP 2021
Fifty Years it’s been.
We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high.
Today, the road all runners come,
Shoulder-high we bring you home,
And set you at your threshold down,
Townsman of a stiller town.
–A.E. Housman
Continue reading
Rent – A – Sailor: Part One
We were steaming along in the South Pacific one day when word came down the pike that we had new orders to sail to Sydney. Continue reading
Litigiousness
Repost prompted by a friend.
She knows.
She gets it.
Question is…
Will she read it?
I give it 30/70.
70 to the ‘no’ Continue reading
UBH: Cast of Caricatures
Recycling is good for the planet.
Therefore…
I submit this recycled thing
Be Kind
Rewind Continue reading
No Ordinary Love
“I’d Give You The World if it Were Mine.” Continue reading
MUSIC BINGO
They threw a lot of “Mental Health Professionals” at us in Denton. They all had some “Game.” One of the more enjoyable “Games’ we played at UBH Denton was “Music Card Bingo.” Sorta like “Name That Tune” For Broken PPL As you can see, I did quite well. It actually was FUN. We truly all … Continue reading
UBH Beach Ball Bingo (And Waiting On The Bus)
An hour or two before I was scheduled to depart UBH, Brenda, the Ornamental Chinese Psychiatrist began a group session. She was carrying a rather large over inflated white beach ball with words scribbled all over it: Statements, questions, ponderings, et cetera. “Hello everyone, ready for a new session?” She cheerfully greeted all at Our … Continue reading