Young Rookie Sailors Missing Planning Ahead Capacities Continue reading
It Starts When You’re Always Afraid
Re-Boot—Smugglin’ Dope Continue reading
My Life on Rinse and Repeat Continue reading
“Love” is a Four-Letter Word.
So is “Lust”
Happy! Happy! Happy!
Cockeyed Optimist! Continue reading
SEALS ARE FOR REAL!
So You Better Watch Yer Ass
The Gnats are Back! Now… where did I put that DDT? Bobbie? Reach me the DDT Girl! Continue reading
The Lamp is broken on the mantle.
My mind is blown and it’s goin’ away.
It’s gettin’ more than I can handle…
Twenty-Eight Days & A ‘Wake Up’ You Stupid, Dumb-Ass Fuk!” There are Easier, Cheaper Ways to Kill Yourself!
How It Felt Like…
(why Won’t This Post- Post?–If It Shows Up-Fifteen Times–U’ll Know Why–
Fuk U Word-Press! Continue reading
Hank Cinq Continue reading
The below is a comment I made over at Aussa’s Blog (a blog I can never say enough good things about), in response to one of her hilarious posts: Ridiculous On The Job Injuries Continue reading
Of course you do.
It is when you go to flush the toilet and that handle snarls back at you, rather limp-wrist’d, as if to say,
“Not tonight Asshole. Go back to sleep.” Continue reading
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“No Darlin’ I wanna go to that new fish store and buy me a coupla crud-eaters for my ‘quarium.”
I truly did love her!
Molly! I Adore You!
You Pure D Texan Bitch!
This is a “HOT MESS” collection of some recent and some not-so-recent ‘normal’ comments and ‘vomit comments’ and some other weird shit that spills from my mind from time to time.
I’m Sorry. Continue reading
I love this woman!
Excuse me Word-Press, but Please Go toFuck u’re self! Continue reading
I’d Give You The World if it Were Mine To Give Continue reading
I love My Life!
Cowards Die Many Times Before Their Deaths;
The valiant Never Taste of Death but Once.” Continue reading
Fuck U Hey-Zeus
U GD Fake-a-Zoid!
*Of course if you want the answer to that burning behind the Grassy Knoll Question Continue reading
I LOVE You!
Fuk UJ Word-Press.
Take Your Time Up-Loadin’ My Post.
Yu Got Nothin’ But Time.
My TIME is
Who Am I Kidding?
No-One ever Calls Me
(Unless They want Money) Continue reading
Around 1730hrs a truck pulls up outside my office at LSA 2. I didn’t see who was in the truck, but I figured I was about to have a visitor. (I’m really smart that way) Continue reading
Call in the dogs.
Call in the Frogs
Piss on the fire.
The Muck and The Mire
We dun he’ah.
Y’all Have A Great Day!
Where You at?
Rat a tat tat!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y’ALL
I Love Everyone—Well Almost Ever’One
There are Some I am Planning to Shoot in the head.
Thrice! Continue reading
Fuck The World!
I need to be taken out back and shot in the head.
TWICE! Continue reading
I need to be taken out and shot in the head.
TWICE! Continue reading
A Work in Progress Continue reading
wHUT mIND? wHUT IS dAT?
Did I ever possess Such a Thing? Continue reading
Cowboys Ain’t Us
Being a True Native Texan, I decided one day to become a ‘Real Cowboy’
One of the things (Life’s simple pleasures)–one of the things I derive the most pleasure from–is making people laugh. Continue reading
Do NOT READ THIS
It is a Depressing
Just for Me
Lo siento mi vida
He Nails it Every Time
Someone Just Shoot Me!
In the head
And please don’t miss
I want it quick and easy
I don’t wanna bleed to death
That would be so undignified.
She Will Read It, Perhaps In Heaven Which, if There is Such a Place, she shall reside.
Until the end of time
Quoth the Raven! Nevermore!
Marla Made Me Re-Post This.
I am trying (in vain) to teach her “Texas” Continue reading
A No-Shitter Continue reading
My sister Madelyn made that same promise to me: I’m still tryin’ to fulfill it for her. Happy Friday, Y’all.
I Miss My Mother
I Fuckin’ Miss My Mom!
‘Three-Nine-Six-One-Three Bruning Street Fremont California: 1966-1968.
C’mon Guys (and Gals) fess up: Have you ever pissed in a sink?
I know I have. Continue reading
Lance Is A Moron
My maternal grandfather was an alcoholic. Not an everyday alcoholic, but he did have a schedule and he stuck to it religiously Continue reading
Complicated Continue reading
I Am Out of Instant Coffee
I Am Also Out of Money
There are so many reasons today to rejoice. Continue reading
Worth your time.
I’m NOT with the
Government. Continue reading
Schmuck is as Schmuck Does Continue reading
This is really fucking with my head.
Such a beautiful young girl….
I was gonna try to make some sense of this original post.
Now I cannot.
This whole sad saga is just horrible. Continue reading
I want to be worthy someday Continue reading
Fuck Hollywood! Continue reading
It was a long and winding road which led me to South Park home base. As I was trudging along, sweating my ass off, I kept reminding myself of the New Yorker’s directions given to someone looking to get to Texas from NYC:
“Head west until you smell shit. That’s Oklahoma. Go south until you step in it. That’s Texas.” Continue reading
Bumping along in a Casspir, a South African armored personnel carrier, on our way to Anbar Province, western Iraq. The year was 2007 and we were under attack.
The Briefing was Brief:
“This here’s the van gonna take you. Leaves at zero five hunnert, an’ it’ll leave without ch’all, so doan wander off.” Continue reading
Ganja Mon! Continue reading
Go fuck yerself then.
I never liked you anyhow. Continue reading
Don’t Be a Cliché
And never be ‘nice’
I hate ‘nice’
Nice is just mice
And I am a fucking cat
A black one with attitude. Continue reading
I Have Loved My So-Called Life!
Word Press is Fukked Up! I posted this ten minuets ago Continue reading
Yet one more stupid FaceBork Post: “I gotta repost this post and allow me to enlighten and explain to you why:
No. Fuk this. The reason had a short hapless half-life. Continue reading
There were a few other escapades no less bizarre during this time, but I won’t recount them here. Continue reading
So we set about the business of selling marijuana in earnest
This is a bullshit lie. Not a Single Word is Truth!
“I Fake it so real I am beyond Fake.” Continue reading
This post needs more affection Continue reading
Fuck Bonham Texas
Ugliest Town in
TEXAS Continue reading
Dateline: 24 OCT 2020
Time: 0020 hours.
Some knocking at my back door.
I returned to my keyboard and typed:
“Dear Helen, I am so very sorry.”
I sat down and starting writing.
Or Playing at writing at least.
Suzanne needs more love.
Lance does too.
And so does this post Continue reading
I was wasting my time and cooling my heels re-watching ‘The Wire’, and getting pleasantly smashed while drinking beer and wine. It was shaping up to be a good day.