You can generally count on having most public places all to yourself on Sunday Mornings:
Public places like Parks, Gyms, Grocery Stores, Home Despot, Wal*Mart, Waffle Mouse, Beer Stores. Just a few of my favorite Sunday Morning Venues.
Of course with the beer stores, you pretty much have to get there right at the Crack of Noon, as most Southern States won’t allow them to open until then (or sell their most important inventory at any rate). But if you hang out in the parking lot just before, you can always beat the crowd.
Just be sure to park real close to the door. Oh and be damn sure to wear those Nike’s.
Where my thesis falls apart is with the Golf Course, which is an entirely Different Church, which will always be holding Early Mass.
(What’s Wrong With Those People?)
And Y’all might wanna check out Kris An’ Rita
And while on the subject: Me and Paul