*New Idea for a “Cat-Oh-Glory”
Why Do I do that? It is so fucking stupid. There is really nothing clever there. It is just picking low fruit. (Difficult for ‘The Smartest Man in the Room‘ to Admit…)
Here is a vow to all who read me: I will refrain, in the future, from using, stupid, cute, puns, –and commas)
But I love commas.
Gonna be difficult, to abandon, them, them, commas.
This is how I speak: Sometimes I even say… “Well, this is this and that is that..(pregnant pause) comma.” I just throw it in there, as I cannot ‘write’ it at the time. Granted, I get some dumb looks, but it amuses me…”
“Hey Mavis! Come over he’ah! This Boy speaks punkuation! Y’all aint gonna b’leave this shit! Hey Boy! speak me sum mo’ grammers.”
Yep. Gonna be difficult to leave the commas.
(We shall discuss ellipsis… tomorrow…)
Gawd!
Stupid?
Most Certainly.
Will probably delete this tomorrow…
Read Fast
“Write Drunk: Edit Sober.”
–Hemingway (probably apocryphal)
(I’m down with the first; it’s the second I seem to struggle against)
However, I do hope some of you out there enjoy Lenny Bruce.
Jest Saying, In jest.
Let me know
(and soon)
Before I turn me into a newt.
Yeah, I know: acquired taste, but I just cannot help myself.
P.S. My mind is a terrible thing.
And I do find me, ashamed of me.
Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
Yes.
You’re welcome as always. “Don’t drink and write”- my next bumper sticker. 😉
Hi Anna,
Yeah, Hemingway had it goin’ on. It’s good advice, but you must follow it to the letter, a dictate I sometimes have trouble with.
😉
Thanks for reading and commenting.
Cheers!
Lance,
You may not want to laugh your ass off, you may need it for obscene use…..
Still laughing!!!
Thanks for the laugh! “Write drunk. Edit sober.” Good advice! Lol
Laughing my ass off! Teela you can say anything you want.
Hahahaha!
Can I say son-of-a-bitchin’ motherfucker. Or is it obscene to tooak like that?
lol
You’re welcome! 🙂 ; ; ; ;
Anyone who loves Lenny has my heart.
Thank you for reading and listening and commenting.
😉
Love Lenny! I’m addicted to semi-colons; and I’m also addicted to smiley faces! 🙂