To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Recent Post(s)
I am sorry. Truly.
“We are exorcising ‘Drama’ from this Blog” (and I took the offensive post out back and shot it right between the eyes and now I am gonna quit banging on about it and move on.)
Now that is a noble sentiment, but one which will probably not be realized.
Therefore I implore you to take some things with a golf-ball-size grain of salt. Nothing should be taken personal, yet saying this, I do take everything personal. That is MY wont; does not have to be yours.
So now, I apologize in advance for any future hurtful shit I may spew: it is not directed at you. (Unless, of course you are from Oklahoma. Just Kidding! My Okie Brethren!)
Now I am gonna play some computer golf as I watch “The Players Tournament”
“Apologizing — a very desperate habit — one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out”
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table
Let’s ‘adddemdumb this just a mite (yes, think I have already clarified my feelings for mites)
Point is, “ya pay yer money; ya take yer chances.”
Now, to the unknowing, that may smack of “Lance done took back his apology.”
Well Hell! Not at all.
But. But. BUT!
A Man, a MAN! Sez, “Shucks. I’m real sorry.” Then he walks out the door and goes away.
That’s all I am saying.
P.S. If anyone reads this I will give you a Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener and a box of chocolates!
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