A Sincere Apology

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To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Recent Post(s)

I am sorry. Truly.

“We are exorcising ‘Drama’ from this Blog” (and I took the offensive post out back and shot it right between the eyes and now I am gonna quit banging on about it and move on.)

Now that is a noble sentiment, but one which will probably not be realized.

Therefore I implore you to take some things with a golf-ball-size grain of salt. Nothing should be taken personal, yet saying this, I do take everything personal. That is MY wont; does not have to be yours.

So now, I apologize in advance for any future hurtful shit I may spew: it is not directed at you. (Unless, of course you are from Oklahoma. Just Kidding!  My Okie Brethren!)

Now I am gonna play some computer golf as I watch “The Players Tournament”
–Lance

“Apologizing — a very desperate habit — one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out”

~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table

Okay, 

Let’s ‘adddemdumb this just a mite (yes, think I have already clarified my feelings for mites)

Point is, “ya pay yer money; ya take yer chances.”

Now, to the unknowing, that may smack of “Lance done took back his apology.”

Well Hell! Not at all.

But. But. BUT!

A Man, a MAN! Sez, “Shucks. I’m real sorry.” Then he walks out the door and goes away.

That’s all I am saying.

P.S. If anyone reads this I will give you a Mickey Mouse Pencil Sharpener and a box of chocolates!

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15 thoughts on “A Sincere Apology”

  7. Hi Sadie,
    Yes, I love Bill Maher. Usually agree with him but not always.
    Thank you for your visit and comments. (Now I am in the Mood to youtube some Bill M)
    😉

  8. It’s all good . . . 😉 Bill Maher had some interesting commentary on that same subject (that I think you are apologizing for) – not sure if you watch him or not. I don’t always agree with what he says, but I keep watching because often times I do agree, & when I don’t he makes me think!!! I try to take everything with a golf-ball-size grain of salt, including myself sometimes!! ☮

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