Several years ago (before I went to Iraq) I was called for Jury Selection.
My first thought was, “Damn it! I cannot afford this; I live paycheck to paycheck.” I was living in Commerce, Texas and though I had a decent and secure job, the pay did not support my lavish lifestyle: Beer, Cigarettes, a three DVD per week habit, computer games… Not to mention dog food, cat food and Lance food. Gasoline was not an issue: I had no car.
On the appointed day I dutifully showed up at the Hunt County Courthouse (in a borrowed car) along with about one hundred twenty thusly cursed potential selectees. They assembled us into a large room and passed out the questionnaires. It was quite noisy and seemed disorganized. I don’t recall any of the questions, save one:
“What is your religious affiliation”?
Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
Oh why not? Gonna reblog till I run outta blogs to re-blog. Nuff said, eh?
Then, (finally!) he will blog some new shit.
Love sardines and beer for breakfast.
Hahhahah. No; you were right the first time. Laughing my ass off!
Thanks for stopping by.
Uh, correction: Guilty until proven related to the judge. Geeze. I need more sleep.
Awaiting part two with baited breath. Yes, baited. Had some sardines on crackers for breakfast. 🙂
I heard once that in Tejas you are innocent until proven related to the judge.
okie dokie
Thank you Laura. I appreciate that! Look for it this evening.
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Waiting for the rest with eager anticipation!
Yes, just let me know next time you’re called. I’ll get you to fail. Lol
Psych!
Hahah
Thanks Anna!
Next time, I will employ better psychology.
(Send me some pointers)
Peace,
Lance
I can’t wait to read part two. Innocent until proven guilty? Really?!
I’ve been called for jury duty and got out of it twice. Hey, that psych degree comes in handy once in awhile. 😀
My pleasure, as always good sir.
Now now Teela: All are innocent until proven guilty (especially yours truly)
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Thanks for your visit.
I’m quite fond of blue haired little ladies as I am related to quite a few of ’em.
Great story, can’t wait to read the outcome. Hope the guy got his just deserts though.