Three A.M. and I was in the middle of a dream about ‘Shit River’ in Ologapo City, Philippines. (Freud would’ve loved me)
Then I woke up.
Woke up to a very un-dreamy-like smell of real shit. Real potent shit. Horrible smelling shit. Knock a buzzard off a shit wagon smelling shit.
I was living in an old two-story house in Commerce. Just outside my bedroom was the walk-in closet where I kept all the clothes I owned. I have never owned much in the way of clothes, by the way.
I heard something dripping like rain behind the door, but it wasn’t raining outside. I opened the door and sure as shit, shit was raining down from the ceiling. All over my clothes. Spattering on the floor. My Chow Mix doggie, Tizzy, was obviously responsible.
I went around the corner, and there he was in that dog-taking-a-shit posture at the top of the stairway: Obviously with a really bad case of the doggie drizzling shits.
Took me until seven a.m. to clean up the shit and wash all my clothes.
11 thoughts on “Aw Hell! Thursday is Coming: “Don’t Rain Shit On My Parade””
Thank you Teela.
Very kind words.
🙂
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This is one of those “timeless” posts I do love.
I would snip a favorite quote from this one, but then I’d have to copy and paste the whole thing into your comment box. 😀
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Well… you know my sense of humor…
Thanks My Dear
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Somehow I knew you’d think that was funny! 🙂
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Good Mornin’ Tela!
(Try wakin’ up to a shit storm!)
Uh… sincerely hope you never have to…)
Thanks for dipping in.
Cheers,
Lance
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sly, goofy grin
Hehehehe
Thanks Anna.
🙂
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LOLOL!! So descriptive 😀
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I’m gonna throw up at the thought! Lol
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Just fillin’ Gaps in my writing.
Paulie: [talking about Adrian] You like her?
Rocky: Sure, I like her.
Paulie: What’s the attraction?
Rocky: I dunno… she fills gaps.
Paulie: What’s ‘gaps’?
Rocky: I dunno, she’s got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gaps.
Thank you Teela.
Very kind words.
🙂
This is one of those “timeless” posts I do love.
I would snip a favorite quote from this one, but then I’d have to copy and paste the whole thing into your comment box. 😀
Well… you know my sense of humor…
Thanks My Dear
Somehow I knew you’d think that was funny! 🙂
Good Mornin’ Tela!
(Try wakin’ up to a shit storm!)
Uh… sincerely hope you never have to…)
Thanks for dipping in.
Cheers,
Lance
sly, goofy grin
Hehehehe
Thanks Anna.
🙂
LOLOL!! So descriptive 😀
I’m gonna throw up at the thought! Lol
Just fillin’ Gaps in my writing.
Paulie: [talking about Adrian] You like her?
Rocky: Sure, I like her.
Paulie: What’s the attraction?
Rocky: I dunno… she fills gaps.
Paulie: What’s ‘gaps’?
Rocky: I dunno, she’s got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gaps.
All over again
Deja vu… 🙂