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I do sincerely hope you have enjoyed this.
Whenever I am feeling blue, I read this and say to myself,
“Lance, someday, someday, you will end up like this”
Then I pour myself a scotch, and open a Can-O’-Spam, forcing Life to digress… for just One-More-Day.
‘Tis a happy prospect, eh?
And here is the video version:
Now! That was a bit of a joke, but Y’all know I am always looking for any opportunity to slip in my favorite videos.
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–Lance, Y’all’s Humble Servant