I got an email from Lenny Bruce

Yes.

Today.

It was rather singed about the edges (not sure why), but I was able to resurrect most of it, and I with sincere humility transcribe it here:

 Dear Mister Marcom (I love it when I am called ‘Mister’)

Mister Marcom,

I am certainly honored that you continue to plagiarize my work.

However, you do not seem to be getting much ‘play’.

Perhaps you need to advertise.

(or just fuck off and call it a ‘draw’. You choose.)

Has been my experience that contempoursely contemporary shit sells better. Maybe you should just go with Sarah? Hell! All us Jews look alike, n’est-ce-pas?

And of course I just had to hit that ‘reply’ button:

Dear Mister Bruce,

Hey! How’s the weather?

Frivolities out of the way…

I will continue to ‘Post’ You

And, yes, Sarah too

And thanks for the pepperoni.

Yer Fan,

Lancers

Here is a toilet

Boil it

Enjoy it

“I am screwed; I speak English.”

lenny_bruce

 

 

 

12 thoughts on “I got an email from Lenny Bruce

    • That is definitely one of my favorite lines from Lenny. So glad you got a laugh out loud from it.

      And what a wonderful payback! I love the video you attached: Priceless! And I thank you mavelous much for it.
      Superbe!

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    • Lenny is funny.
      I am occasionally mildly amusing.

      I sincerely thank you for the compliment though, and Your Visit is definitely much appreciated.

      Cheers and Happy Monday!

      Like

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