I write a lot about my relationships with women.
Why? I don’t know. Or… perhaps I do know. It grows tiresome for most. (especially former Girlfriends/wives) This I know. I also know I have to write what I remember and know, and what I feel/felt, and knew. I recently re-watched “Alien”, a movie that kinda, sorta defined what I ‘was’ in the Sinai Desert in 1979. Not sure how to explain that one… but, yet… Sigourney Weaver…
Anyhow, I write about women. I write about women, and my relationships with women, because I love women. Most of them don’t love me, but none of them (them ‘wimmens’) can ever say they were ever bored with me…
Point is: I love women. I write about my experiences with women because my experiences with all the women in my past have made… me… a feminist.
I love the way they look. (And yes! I love the way they ‘cook’–metaphor–I am the ‘best cook’) I love the way they dress. I love the way they un-dress. I love the way they talk. I love the way they walk. I love the way they incite. I love the way they excite. I love the way they dance. I love the way they romance. I love the way they taste. I love the way they smell. I love the way they mostly… don’t tell.
And most of all, I love the way they piss me off,
(And drive me crazy.)
Yes. I love women.
The way they Made Me: Made me who I am.
And I like that.
I like this man, that woman created in me
This like I like instinctively
But, what the hell?!
“That’s what comes from too much pills and liquor.”
Vid Credit:And of course, Joel Gray (and of course Bob Fosse.)
Token Males… To defend the race of men who think (better).
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Ha! Ha! Ha! I re-BLOG!
“What good’s admitting some prophet of doom?”
That was nice. BTW – BEST Liza Minelli EVER!
I never grow tired of watching Liza in ‘Cabaret’.
Thanks for coming by and ‘signing my Guest Book.’
🙂
I love this & you Lance <3 And I have no doubt you are never boring 😉 (1 of the reasons WHY I keep coming back!) You, my compadre, are a true admirer!! Cheers to a great post!! 🙂
Sadie,
You are a jewel.
Thank you so much for your very kind words. They mean a lot.
-Lance 🙂
bravo & félicitations for this super-post, Monsieur Lance! yesss, you’re a woman lover… 🙂 btw, have you heard of the French poet Louis Aragon?… he stated:”la FEMME est l’avenir de l’homme…” – “WOMAN is man’s future…” 🙂 we simply are the whole mankind’s salvation, welcome-to-real life.com and remember to celebrate us every single day! 🙂
http://myvirtualplayground.wordpress.com/2013/11/27/la-femme-est-un-oiseau-qui-annonce-la-lumiere-du-jour/
Thank you for reading this rather mushing musing.
I followed the link, read, and commented.
Perfect and Spot On!
Cheers to you Mélanie!
“real life dot com”
Hahahaha!
You have a keen wit M’Lady.
Some men might say that they are addicted to pussies. “I love the way it smells. I love the way it tastes.”
Pussy anonymous.
But addicted to women, that’s a whole different level. “I love the way they dress. I love the way they smell.” Feminism. The love for the fairer sex, women.
I was cursed with ‘good looks’ at an early age, ergo; my love of women. (They accosted me; I loved it, yet did not know how to handle it–I was not yet mature enuff…)
It has been a curse.
(and that is just an observation, not a testimony)
Now I am old and ugly. I can finally relax.
Cheers,
Lance
And thanks for your comment.
😉
You got that right. You sure got that right, Lance. To quote another great southern rock song from our past.
“I have never studied the art of paying compliments to women; but I must say that if all that has been said by orators and poets since the creation of the world in praise of women were applied to the women of America, it would not do them justice for their conduct during this war.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Thanks Mark.
Now… I am at a loss. Which song is your line from?
(Guess I could ‘Google’ it, but you know how lazy I am.
Cheers My Good Friend,
-Lance
Lynyrd Skynyrd, my friend. One of my favorite in my 20s wandering songs, Lance.
I shoulda know’d that.
😉
Old Age is a deceitful mistress…
mmmmm la Lance
Yes, La Lance
😉
great post – we men would be nothing without women
as Confucius once said (maybe) . . .
man is head of house, but woman is neck that turns head 😆
Turns head…
Haha
Yes; too true.
Thanks for the read and the comments.
Cheers
I know you love me 😀
🙂
Of course you’d know that.
Exactly! 🙂
hi. Just stopped by to let you know that someday I will return the favor of reading well. I hope soon.
I appreciate that.
Cheers!
You love women. Women love you. That’s what puts gas in your tank and makes getting out of bed every morning a less horrific ordeal.
I just saw a revival of Cabaret with Alan Cumming as the MC. He played it as a more dark, depraved character than Joel Grey. Both interpretations are great but Cumming’s sexually-ambiguous turned seem more appropriate for the story.
‘Cabaret’ is one of the best movies ever done. Everything ‘works’. I would love to see the stage version you mention here.
Thanks for stopping by and reading and as always, leaving great comments.
Cheers,
Lance
I enjoyed this, I like learning about you, you are a fine writer.
Thank you so much.
This one, I am still playing with.
Very happy you liked it.
Cheers,
Lance
We could do with a few more male feminists in LV 😉
I added to the post: I edit as I go….
Thanks for reading.
Cheers,
Lance