Lance walks into his physic therapist’s office and slumps down.
“Hello” too effusive physiotherapist says. “How are we today?”
“Shitty,” I answer. “But we be chillin’”
“Oh no!!” he says. “We can never feel ‘shitty’, as you say; We are always ‘happy’.”
“Fuck you,” I say.
“Mister Marcom. WE do not talk this way.”
“Fuck you Doc, I talk this way. I am paying you so I can talk this way.”
“OK, why then, are you “shitty” as you call it?”
Leaning back… wondering how long this court – ordered bullshit must go on, I decide to hit him with it:
“I am feeling shitty ‘cause I have written some good shit on my blog and no one is readin’ it.”
“Do go on….”
“Well… there is that one about Southpark…”
“Yes?”
“Some great shit there.”
“No one reads it?”
“Yeah,” I say; “It is too long.”
“Why is it too long? Do you hate your mother?” he asked brilliantly.
“Well, it took three days to write. An’…who are you? Do you even know what it is to write?”
“Let us focus on ‘your problem.’ shall we?”
“Doc, let us focus on yers: I don’t wanna be here. I just want folks to read my shit.”
“I cannot help you there, Son.”
“Then what am I paying protection for?”
Whoa there, Lance… Could you make the shrink any …erm shinkier? LOL! Nice one. Ya shoulda answered him about Momma and spun a fine Texan tale…
Semi
Only SEMI crazy? 😉
wink
lol…more like moldy 😛
I am all over Einstein’s theory of space, time, continuums…
Oh and that Hawking dude too.
Hahahah
Who knows?
(Yes, Lance is semi-crazy)
😉
Sweetie, I think Chet is actually younger than you. He was barely degreed when we got him. Maybe they had the same teachers?
It ain’t easy being green….
🙂
Sometimes Sharon, I go three bubbles off plumb…
😉
I think we had the same one…. a travelling psych-salesman??
😉
Oh gods. WE had a school psych like this. He was enough to drive anyone crazy, and the ones who already were questionable could bullshit him in a nano-sec.
Glad so see you are eco-friendly…lmao
I’ll be recycling soon too lol.
What to say?
Mercy bow chops, ‘Heath-ren.”
tl; dr. I only dropped by to leave an irrelevant and uninteresting comment.
Some major
🙂
🙂
whoa! 😀
Night, Lance.
I will stop.
And listen to Joni M.
(makes me sureeerile)
You, though, you, make me smile.
take good care.. (ah shit! Is t that camera on???)
L
oh, stop.
Hey, you inspired me to share ol’ Roger with the interwebs. 🙂
I am really stupid.
You are really kind.
I used to sing that song in choir back in the day
Of curse….
There are no emoticons… to express how much I love this movie and your comment.
As they say, it’s better than being a dumb ass.
Come taste the wine! Come hear the band. Come blow your horn, start celebrating. Right this way your table’s waiting…
I am what you may call, a “smart ass”
Cabaret!
If you swerve you’ll miss.
Holy shit. “Too much booze and pills” indeed.
I think you should fire up some Patti Smith.
Fuck it. It’s about time the rest of my hair turned grey anyway.
I swerved my country.
I am watching Liza M.
Can you compete???
LMFAO!
Don’t do it! You are still young!
Laughing my ass off!
And who are you calling “no one”?
Oh, and I’m going to read South Park now…
I know I am, for the most part, a pacifist. And I assume this is, for the most part, bullshit. But, man, you are in TEXAS. And this is sort of fictional. So, you know: SHOOT HIS ASS.