My Goal ‘Tonight’ is to catch up.
Yep
To catch up with my blogging friends.
I aim (good Texan verb, ‘aim’) to read and comment on one thousand! Posts! Shazam!! “Gall Eee Sargent Carter!”
Gomers found here
Amman Jordan, 2007 Me and Gommett
Now of course even y’all Yankees out there recognize that as hyperbole at best and bullshit at real.
Only people who use WP Reader can even ‘like’ a thousand posts a night with the simple-minded click of a simple-minded mouse. And Hell! It ain’t the mouse that is simple. It’s the mouse driver.
So, I just say: I will try (jes’ as soon as I post this here post) to get to readin’ ‘stead of writin’.
This is my goal and it is an honorable one. I may get to fifteen, but my likes and my comments are the real deal… so take that with some grain of… humble
And yes, I hope to prosper by my efforts (i.e., get more of y’all to read MY shit—tit for tat, eh? Yeah, that is what it is all about, ain’t it, Alfie?
Tits.
Yep
Tits and tats
Or, my personal favorite:
Tits and ass
It is always about tits yet, I am a ‘leg and ass man.’ Go figger her figure…
Cheers Y’all
And I will be seeing you in all the familiar places (That is a song! Get yer minds outta them gutters, fer fuck sake!)
Here Dear:
Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
Now please someone correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t ‘Brody’ from ‘Homeland’ look a lot like Gomer Pyle?
See comments for the photo op.
Shazam!
you know how to make me feel good . . keep some of that Love for yourself sweet heart . . but I will come back for more
she will have to move over for me Lance
Depression…an evil mistress.
be over to you very soon
hey no, please feel better soon
And very depressed too….
Thanks for stopping by.
very smart too.
real
Yeah; c’est moi.
plus que cela you are to me Lance
keep on keeping on coz you are so much fun
I do know who you are …
Just a Texan, struggling with his life.
Who are you
Tommy
he smiled just like a Cheshire Cat
love the little girl best
mmm yes
alrighty
Je t’aime.
(is THAT the proper word(s)?)
Heehehehe
Listen to the bit I just posted by Christopher Hitchens. You shall be free…
vien ici
L.Not certain if ‘precious’ is the proper word…
Hahahah
–Thanks My Friend
Precious
No – you have never left me any mean comments 🙂 I was kidding when I wrote that . . . hope it made you smile, ’cause that was my intent 🙂
Sadie,
Today is all for you. Lemme git some coffeeeee…. Then I will haunt yer site.
That will be me: lurking there…
And P.S. I nev’ah leave mean comments on your site; I reserve my mean comments for other sites (which shall remain nameless…. for now)
But who knows? I may grow a pair and name the un-namable (is that a word?)
No matter.
None too far, but today is yet another opportunity….
So, in the end…how far’d you get amigo mio?
I don’t think you have visited me in awhile 🙁
If you have, you didn’t “like” it or leave me a nice or mean comment, either.
Because of that, I am so depressed that I haven’t been able to get out of bed for days 😉
I can but try
Carry on and godspeed my friend! 🙂