Now, C’mon Y’all.
Vid Credit: Guyism
I am just having fun, exploring (exploiting?) some of my inane, insane, In-Same, recent posts.
And of course, I love to ‘share my wares.’ Because I am just that vain (don’t ask me why or how I justify that statement.)
So there!
If I post something you have already ready read, sorry…
New shit will be forthcoming.
And soon. And I promise. And the check is in the mail and I won’t… do that in your mou… “Ah don’t go there Lance.”
But, in the meantime:
And not to put too fine a point on it (trite, yep): My writing and my posts are ‘all over some places…’ But ‘Twould behoove to follow some of the links, as I find them entertaining. (Your individual experience may vary, and even differ, or beg to)
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Hey! I’m writing here!
(Fleeting thoughts seem to fly away. Okay? That’s Okay, Right? Isn’t it?)
Credit: https://www.youtube.com/user/mattfosternow
“Now Go f#%k off and leave me alone. And while you are leavin’ me alone, make me some more coffee.”
“Please.”
“and thanks for the pepperoni.”
(Sorry.. vague Lenny Bruce reference)
I actually said this aloud to my much maligned invisible muse. Bless her heart.
The dog walked over to me an inquired, “Hey! Rance!” (he cannot pronounce my name. He is a dog after all) “Rance,” he said. “You OK Bubba?”
(Overheard by some fly on some wall in some other multi-verse.)
Probably it was just the wind. Ed. Note 2021: The above link is dead, just like the project it was linked to: “Mars One.’ *Heavy Sigh*
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‘Tax Day’ (they say) Means nada to me: means Bupkis! (great Yiddish word: use it in a sentence today and then it is yours for all of maternity)
Why? “‘Cause I had no income last year. That’s why!”
Oy vey! Yep! Good thing ‘bout that there: No taxes.
Creditor: http://spudcomics.com/
Funny! Sound like maybe you got your dad’s sense of humor.
“I live in my own little world, but’s it’s Okay. They know me there.”
My Father once told me that.
Oh man. Imagine what breaking news was like when you wrote this compared to breaking news in real time. Wait. No don’t do that. Never mind. That won’t do any of us any good. Carry on.
Laughing – not even sure where to go with that Lance!! Other than, “Hey Y’all, I’m walking here!!!” LMAO 😉
And yet on a ‘somewhat serious’ note: (If I ever become capable of THAT), what would You… Suggest… I write About?
Eh?
🙂
-L
Hey SS!
Great to hear from you.
“Fucking insane?”
“Nonsensical bullshit?”
My own ‘Private Idaho’ ??
(Yeah, I suppose.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102494/
Guilty. (Me)
Thank you.
Thank you for (always) keeping me (somewhat) “Grounded”
(And Yeah: I threw in the parenthesis just for you)
(Hahahaha)
Peace and (Nothing but Love for you SS),
–Lance’d
Yeah, I suppose you’re right: My sandbox, my toys, my attitude… but above all: my Gratitude for your coming to play.
😉
Cheers,
Lance’d
Your space, your rules, your time frame.
Write on. Whenever. If you want. 😀
Yeah, this shit is FUCKING insane… It’s not a blog it’s like your personal journal or nonsensical bull shit.
Get it together not Lance. Drink less, of more. I don’t know.
In my parts, we still call that ‘The Boulder Dam.’
Not too many fans of Hoover here in the Dust Bowl.
Even now.
Just saying.
Ah the streams that burst forth when we desperately want to get something out, and someone built the Hoover Dam in the brain!