Are these two men the “stupidest” One and a Half-Men in America?

In The World?

In The Solar System?

In The Galaxy?


I say…

YEAH. Fuck Yeah! (To paraphrase Phil, “Git dem genes outta da pool!”)

What say y’all?

(Disagree. I love it when y’all disagree)

But to me, Their brains and their arguments appear as if two marshmallows were colliding in mid-air.

“But The Bible says….”

Slavery Allowed:

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

Oh Please!

And unlike ninety percent of the ‘Christians’ out there, I have actually read the Bibles–yep–both of them.

“Convert them or kill them.” 

–Phil Robertson (0:3:41 on the video)


(Jeepers! I really cannot comment on the obvious here.)

“We’re not even ‘over there’ in the Middle East.” –Phil.



Since when??


“I read, uh, wrote a book once.” –Hannity



Hannity makes me ill:

Vid Credit: C0ct0pusPrime

Then there is Lenny on RACE:

And here is Dustin Hoffman being Lenny on Race:

Cheers Y’all!


11 thoughts on “Huh?

  1. Lance – I love when you rant!! Not a big fan of FOX news myself. I gotta say – though I have mentioned in my posts, I am a believer (though I question SO much) – I don’t feel/believe/think that “religion has provided food, water, medicine, housing, supplies” in this country & around the world. People provided these things. I’d like to think much good is done not by religion, but by good, caring, compassionate, thoughtful, loving people who may or may not be religious. Love your videos – and BTW Holly Hunter is awesome, have always loved her!! (I thought she was amazing in “Saving Grace” – hated when that show ended!)

  2. I have a little redneck in me myself, dude, but I have to say I have despised Dick Dynasty since it first went on the air. What a stupid show (and I might add, “Dick Dynasty” is to “Arts and Entertainment” as “Honey Boo-Boo” is to “The Learning Channel”)!

    Doesn’t surprise me at all that ol Phil’s sucking up to Sean Hannity. Half the time, I don’t think he even believes his own bullshit, but finds Phil to be useful in his oeuvre.

    I, too, used to be a devout Christian….UNTIL I ACTUALLY READ THE ENTIRE BIBLE (or, as I now call it, the “Buy-Bull”)!!!!! Thanks for letting me rant. Cheers!

  3. “Network” ?
    Funny you should ask. I just watched, er re-watched it last week. (Seriously, I did, because I was mad as hell….)

    I think for lighter fare this week I am gonna watch ‘Broadcast News’
    Love me some Holly Hunter, probably one of the most underrated actresses (can we still say ‘actress?’–fuck it. At least I don’t say ‘stewardess’ anymore)
    most underrated Southern Actresses of all.
    Love her.

  4. I know you like disagreement, but I can’t on this one, those two are f’ing slow! Nicely skewered!!

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