Or, if you will:
“The timing’s all wrong.”
Last Chance… Texico
‘Cause I love Rickie Lee Jones.
That is why, oh, and yeah! Because, to quote one long lost Texan Oilman:
“Please Lord! Just gimme one more oil boom; I do promise I won’t fuck it up (this time).”
Texans actually used to say such words.
Took the LaBomba (at the behest of my Brit Better Half) today to the Kroger’s Gas Station to fuel her up, and as usual, I was in a hurry.
Texans have become far too urbanized in my humble opinion. But I have spent so much time overseas in places where impatience is a virtue (France comes immediately to mind), that I have lost that “Lovin’ Feelin’”
This was a rather long queue.
I sallied up behind two vehicles, replete with two consumers of fossil fuel.
“This may take just five minutes.”
The first finished in a timely fashion.
He was fueling a Prius. (Is that a car? A real car? Bullshit!)
Said consumer proceeded to ‘fuel’ his little gay car. (Certainly the tank held no more than twelve gallons). This took five minutes.
Then. Then! He proceeded to spend twelve or fourteen minutes, oh so carefully, draining yet another half cup of petrol into the gas tank.
So, I am thinking: “This ain’t ‘The Last Chance Texaco’, Asshole.”
Vid Credit: KOUJI328I
Reblogged this on Texan Tales & Hieroglyphics and commented:
I must re-blog (what else can I do?) Honestly, I did not even re-read the post; I have no idea what it is about or how many ppl it might offend, but. I just saw Rickie Lee.. and there ya go.