Here is the Billy Joel:
That (the above) is just a ‘working’ title.
What I reely want to write… is some more ‘autobiographical shit.
(Mostly about Las Vegas)
Yeah, we have been here b4.
Oh! The Billy Joel bit was from this here.
I am too stupid to just go ahead and die.
I would make a good president.
‘Cause I have been to MacDonald’s.
Look it up.
I have spent too many hours in airports behind Gomers.
Waited in line.
Who needs a house out in HaKENsake?
(The below is just a Lenny Bit I threw in—because I could–I possess the technology) It is one of my favorites: “How Hitler Got Started.” Listen if you dare.)