Now, that header is probably un (in?) appropriate.

But.

Guess what?

I paid good money for this, this, this, ability to write shit no one really wants to read.

So There!

I post what thrills me.

Someday, when I am old… I will look back and smile.

And say,

“Jesus Christ Lance! How many people did you piss off?”

And I will probably reply:

“All of them.”