But, I am having THAT TIME OF MY LIFE!
My life has taken a turn toward the bizarre.
Recent memory (of which I have not so much)
Recent memory teaches me my life may be falling apart.
I look at my prolific writing of late.
And I smile a ‘knowing‘ smile while regarding my folly.
I love my LIFE.
Will never give it up without kicking and screaming.
I love my life.
I am having FUN!
I want for NOTHING.
I am living the DREAM!
Below please discover some of the silliness I have recently posted on Face Book.
(If I cannot laugh at me…. Well, what’s the point?)
I laugh at me constantly.
Still Moving IN.
Should have taken half a day.
Taken almost three months now and still counting.
I am savoring it.
To be fair: There were some ‘detours’ along my way.
Denton, UBH comes immediately to mind…
Happy Saturday Y’all
My life is an open book.
I hold back nothing. Not sure why. I guess I am just past the point of giving a shit.
This is ‘Social Media’ I really do not know most of y’all, nor would care to. I ‘write’ stuff that is in my head—a scary place–for certain.
However, I love to write. Writing allows me to get deep down–explore what is going on in my head–what I am FEELING. It is usually lame, but….
I do try to add added value to my posts. Generally in the form of some esoteric video or song. (And, more often than not, an oldie)
Just to make your trip not worthless.
In my ‘Inbox’ This Afternoon:
‘Seeking Tinker, Tailor, Sailor, Spy’
Job Description: Sit in Shit-Hole Hotel Room. Write Stupid Shit All Day (and Night)
Spend way too much time on Social Media.
Watch U.S. of A. going to hell in a hand-basket (Preferably On CNN, but FOX News will do as well)
Applicant will be Sixty-Plus White Male.
No self-esteem required.
Must type 40 WPM
(Grammar is important. Spelling not so much)
Must drink 45 Ounces per hour.
Pay: ‘It won’t cost you a dime. Just send One Dollar, Postal Money Order along with your application.’
“Shit! Put me in Coach!”
Applied for Job.
I am struggling with this whole sobriety thing.
Not sure if it is going to work for me.
I do not want to go back to THAT PLACE
But, I may be Over My Head on this one.
I try to eat.
I try to sleep.
I try to keep up
With current events.
I try to watch old movies.
“I am properly fucked.”
So… I wake up and it’s sixty-one degrees in my ‘house’ right now.
(How do I know this? Because I have a fucking thermometer—that’s how!)
I turn my HVAC to heat and guess what?
The fucking smoke detector alarm (conveniently placed right over my HVAC unit) goes the fuck off, thus awakening both my neighbors and my ire!
What kind of idiot did this? Who engineered this?
I pulled the battery out of the damn smoke detector.
Yeah, I like to live on the edge.
This Shit Just Keeps Writing Itself:
I know you are just trying to scare up customers.
However, I am a writer and I am just trying to scare up readers.
I seriously doubt y’all are interested in my writing.
I only have some few, special friends.
Friends who read my shit.
I am fairly certain I cannot include you in this group.
Therefore, If you are not interested in my HG Stories, I will de-friend you. Comments are your ticket to paradise.
You have thirty minutes.
There is a very narrow window in my world.
Let us call it the “Sobriety Window.”
For lack of a term.
Sometimes, I thrust me out of that window.
Sometimes I just ignore it
Sometimes, I actually make it outside.
Into the Real World.
Then I panic!
Try to get back in.
The Window has already shut tight behind me.
I cannot get back in.
But eventually, I do.
Get back in.
And the whole shit – show begins anew.
(There is a serious post here, fixing to happen.
But not tonight— this one Will require some sobriety to write.)
And that narrow window opportunity….