Generally a statement hurled from a black woman at someone who is staring at her.
I love strong black women (Hell! I don’t think I have ever met a weak black woman–they just do not exist.)
Anyway… Here is my “EBP” story.
It is very ‘light,’ so don’t get excited.
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OK.
I just had something stuck in my eye (who has NOT experienced this at least a thousand times?)
Well, it is always unpleasant.
I grabbed the Visine and tried to flush it out.
No Dice.
Kept flushing.
No dice.
Finally, maybe some relief, but…
Wanted to rub my eyeball.
Voice inside my head:
“Don’t do it Lance! Don’t do it! Put your head down. Let gravity do that gravity thing and let it come out on its own. Just keep your head down and keep blinking. This will all turn out fine. Trust me, I’m with the Government”
“Fuck off, Voice inside my head,”
But Finally, that worked.
“Thank you, voice inside my head for saving me from me.”
Voice inside my head said, “You’re fucking welcome. Don’t call me again any time soon, mmmm kay?”
