Pandora, The Most Beautiful Girl In The World…


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*Ring Ring*

“Hello?”

“Is this GOD?”

“Yes it is, My Son.”

“I ain’t your Son. That would be that ‘other’ guy.”

“Oh Sorry, Hey Zeus is the only one who ever calls me. What’s on your mind, My ‘Friend’?”

“I just have a quick, simple question.”

“Go on…”

“Why did you create gnats?”

“Ask Pandora.”

Then GOD hung up on me.

What an asshole.

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