Well, I just awoke from my coma.

Thought I was good to go.

But had to go:

Take a Piss.

Did that. 

Mission accomplished.

And then while trying to ‘navigate’ to my computer chair, fell flat on my ass, busting my head on something unforgiving while on my downward journey.

And it fucking HURT.

(I survived)

“Watch out for that gravity storm! It don’t give no warning sign.”