Some bitch neighbor (not Timothy—who has not hit me up for a free beer in over a week—“Thank you, Tim”, by the way: I am NOT drinking for two), came pounding on my door.
“Why do you flush the toilet so much?”
Apparently she can hear that toilet flush through the wall and it disturbs her fucking concentration.
“I flush so much because I piss so much. Now fuck off and get outta my face before I am tempted to fucking choke you to death. But for your benefit, from now on I will piss in the fucking sink. Because I RESPECT MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS ”
She ran away.
Screaming.
Fucking Coward.
Pretty sure there will be repercussions for my rude behavior and I will be forced to pay for my sins.
Guess how many fucks I give.