(Video Credit: alecwally23)
I need a New Key: This One I got Ain’t User Friendly.
Why do I make my life so difficult?
I just got home from my drunken beer run.
Yes, I know! I promised to never drive While Blind.
I broke that promise.
I broke that premise, promise.
(I was seeing double)
(This wasn’t my first rodeo–I knew how to deal.)
I just closed one eye.
Once home it took me five minutes to navigate my key into the door of my apartment. And the one I had in my paw didn’t seem to be working.
Imagine my shameful shame. Looking about, hoping no one was watching me.
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