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I need a New Key: This One I got Ain’t User Friendly.

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Why do I make my life so difficult?

I just got home from my drunken beer run.

Yes, I know! I promised to never drive While Blind.

Guess what?

I broke that promise.

Anyway…

I broke that premise, promise.

(I was seeing double)

(This wasn’t my first rodeo–I knew how to deal.)

I just closed one eye.

Once home it took me five minutes to navigate my key into the door of my apartment. And the one I had in my paw didn’t seem to be working.

Imagine my  shameful shame. Looking about, hoping no one was watching me.

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