If I get really drunk, I may try to eat this pickle.
And then I will seek out the Alien from “Alien” and kiss him on the lips.
Update: Opened the package.
Took a bite.
One of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted–and I have eaten food from street vendors in Cairo. And believe me: I can identify ‘disgusting’ when it assaults my taste buds.
Shoulda just gone straight to the “Alien Kiss.”
And skipped the “Middle Pickle (Woe)-Man.” (Hahahahaaa!!!)
The image on the package is ‘truth in advertising’: the pickle is puking her guts out.
FOOD MAKES ME SICK
GONNA STICK TO BOOZE
Bonus Added Value: “Yo Mama”