If I get really drunk, I may try to eat this pickle.

And then I will seek out the Alien from “Alien” and kiss him on the lips.

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Update: Opened the package.

Took a bite.

One of the most disgusting things I have ever tasted–and I have eaten food from street vendors in Cairo. And believe me: I can identify ‘disgusting’ when it assaults my taste buds.

Shoulda just gone straight to the “Alien Kiss.”

And skipped the “Middle Pickle (Woe)-Man.” (Hahahahaaa!!!)

The image on the package is ‘truth in advertising’: the pickle is puking her guts out.

FOOD MAKES ME SICK

GONNA STICK TO BOOZE

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Bonus Added Value: “Yo Mama”