This post was censored by Those Assholes:

Anyone who claims to know me (or at least has ‘read’ me—specifically my texantales.com com blog knows I am rather ‘Texan-Centric.’

There are many reasons for this, not the least of which is that I LOVE MY HOMELAND, Where I was conceived, born, and reared (as aside from the fucking exile my mother forced upon me in California—I eventually forgave her-grudgingly . Anyway, there is a point to this post.)

I post a lot of Texas shit on my blog (fuck me! It is called Texan Tales and Hieroglyphics for Christ sake! The ‘Hieroglyphics’ part I just added in for honour of all the time I spent in Egypt—no matter—that.

The point I am trying to make is that I know I am sometimes a bit over the top with my love of Texas and some of it is slightly ‘tongue-in-cheek’, but never fuck with me over Texas, i.e., do not mess with Texas (or me on this subject for that matter)”

Keep censoring me FaceFuck! Your only claim to fame is social media. We made you. You did not make us. Fuck off. There are other platforms we can migrate to. Fuck you

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

CANDICE! YOU GO GET ‘EM GIRL!