What precisely is ‘chicken flavor’ and with other ‘natural’ flavors?
I cannot believe I am actually about to eat this shit.
A rat came by and begged a portion.
Since I am generous to a fault I gave him one.
He ate it and then promptly dropped dead. (Sorry Benny)
I set my plate aside and poured some booze—fuck food
Guess that is ‘the price you pay’ for being an alcoholic.
Hard to believe I have been reduced to this,
But “Believe it Mother-Fucker.
This is your ‘Brave New World’—Deal With it or check the fuck out.”
Ode to Benny: