What precisely is ‘chicken flavor’ and with other ‘natural’ flavors?

I cannot believe I am actually about to eat this shit.

A rat came by and begged a portion.

Since I am generous to a fault I gave him one.

He ate it and then promptly dropped dead. (Sorry Benny)

I set my plate aside and poured some booze—fuck food

Guess that is ‘the price you pay’ for being an alcoholic.

Hard to believe I have been reduced to this,

But “Believe it Mother-Fucker.

This is your ‘Brave New World’—Deal With it or check the fuck out.”

Ode to Benny: