Never Piss Off Your Prostate (If You Do, You’ll Never Piss Again- And Then You Will Die)

It is taking me longer and longer to piss these days.

As I was seated on the shitter trying to take a piss (now I sit down to piss—I know that is weird for a man, but my aim ain’t what it used to be).

Anyway, couldn’t piss—needed to—so I dialed up my prostate:

“Hey Prostate! What’s up? How’s it hangin?’”

Prostate replied, “You’re fucked.”

(Video Credit: Luca Elmi)

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