It is taking me longer and longer to piss these days.
As I was seated on the shitter trying to take a piss (now I sit down to piss—I know that is weird for a man, but my aim ain’t what it used to be).
Anyway, couldn’t piss—needed to—so I dialed up my prostate:
“Hey Prostate! What’s up? How’s it hangin?’”
Prostate replied, “You’re fucked.”
(Video Credit: Luca Elmi)