So I ordered some more nasty food from Domino’s.
Delivery gal shows up with my order.
“You got a receipt for me to sign?”
“No. You’re good,” she said
“That’s a shame, ‘cause I wanted to add in a cash tip for your prompt diligent delivery service. But since I cannot do that, here is a better tip:
“Don’t bet the ponies.”
(She was too young to appreciate the Joke or the Mafia Reference.)
She just looked at me as if I were from Mars (Which is actually my “Home Planet”)
I am an Illegal Alien here ya know
(But I have applied for my ‘Little Green Man’ Green Card.)
Got an email from ICE today
It read: “Application Pending. Meantime, watch your ass.”