
And Therefore Disrupting My State of Somnambulistic Glorious Oblivious Glee.
Just trying to catch a few Z’s here.
Slamming Doors!
Why??? What the fuck??? Why must you do this???
I live here in the Lion’s Den Apartments as quiet as a Church Mouse.
I know how to open and close a fucking door without awakening the dead.
Because I RESPECT my neighbors. And their right to peace and quiet.
Apparently I am THE ONLY ONE who exhibits this level of RESPECT!
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To my LOUD – ASS, Inconsiderate Neighbors:
YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!
Go FUCK Yourselves!
But please endeavor to do it quietly
Thanks in advance
ASSHOLES!
Otherwise…
Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up your Poop Chute