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So I woke up few days ago with excruciating pain in my neck.
I immediately attributed this to the dream I had been having about THE MOST FLAGRANT Pain-in-my-neck I had ever experienced:
MY LAST WIFE
She was ALWAYS A PAIN IN MY NECK
She was also a PAIN IN THE ASS
I FINALLY left her.
Happily I did not wake up with a Pain in My Ass:
Thank God for Tender Mercies:
(Probably could not have dealt with the “Double-Whammy.”)
No, the excruciating pain in my neck t’would serve well enough.
And it was horrible: debilitating.
I did not know whether to shit or go blind, or commit suicide.
That is HOW PAINFUL it was.
Tried to knock it back with booze
BC Powder
Advil
No Dice.
I suffered for three days.
Now, those of you who are faithful readers of this Blog-Oh-Mine know that I am no pussy: I went to
Twice.
But this PAIN was kicking my ass.
Then my platonic Girl Friend of thirty some-odd years FedExed me a heating pad.
This helped and the pain began to subside.
I still cannot move my neck properly, but most of the PAIN has left the building.
“What a drag it is getting old.”
Sometimes you just bend over or pour a beer or pick up an errant sock and something breaks in your body. For no logical, discernable reason.
I suppose it is called “Old Age.”
Sucks.
Really sucks.
Is this how it is to end for me?
Coming unraveled and dying, just by picking up a sock off the floor?
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