Facebook Post: Good morning! I am feeling somewhat “normal” today. Trying to stay two steps ahead of the neck pain. Taking lots of Ibuprofen and booze. Put MS Muse Out of my Misery. But I miss her already. I just may have a life after all. Or not. “O, that way madness lies; let me shun that; No more of that.” —King Lear, Act 3, Scene 4 Too heavy? Fuck with me? You’ll get what you fucking deserve. Love, Lance… The NSA Are on Their Way!
“Hey! Hey! NSA! On The Way! (Ditto the Local Cops!) “Surround the House!” “Madman Inside!” “Be careful Boys!” “Let’s Take Him Down…” “But Quietly.” “No Muss. No Fuss.”
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Do not Fuck with Me!
I will not Hesitate to Empty a Clip Into Your Dome.
She is sitting on the couch as I type these words.
(Yeah, she came home after the lights and water were restored)
I am beginning to find her a ‘fair-weather’ muse. Just sayin’.
Don’t matter. I still love her.
She had all her props:
Glass of Pinot.
Virginia Slim
Cell Phone
IPad
NY Times, Washington Post,And Waco WeeklyWipe
Attitude
Yeah. There’s that.
Always that.
Always That Attitude: Nuclear Option
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This post cannot stand alone on my prose.
The vids are requisite.
The volume is borked. So CRANK it up. (Video Credit: Video Music, via The YouTubes—Duh!)
Love Broadcast News.
Love Mocking Broadcast News.
Love the Eye-Candy ‘Info-Babes’ on Broadcast News.(Broadcast News puts the ‘Broad’ in News)
Andrea Tantaros CNN Bra Size & Measurements
Andrea Tantaros: CNN, Bra Size & Measurements
(Guys, you know you want me to drop the link. No! Suffer in Silence)
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Love that I harbor no true malice toward Broadcast News, but G’damn! they are so transparent with their bias.
Added Value: Holly-Go-Lightly
I sincerely hope you have enjoyed this brief interlude shit post I wrote while cooling my heels waiting for MS Muse to respond to my Proposal of Marriage
Cheers!
(‘Story at Eleven’)
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Bonus ‘Added Value’
Credit to John Ward: Genius Man
“No, it’s awful.”
My Cross to bear
My Spirit ‘Man-able’: Ted Koppel
Video Compilation Credit Below: iLoveChrisCuomo
Uh… Homo-Erotica?
CNN: The Most Trusted Name In News?
Am I homo-phobic?
No! But these two wear me out!
Some of my Best Friends are Fags (This is a JOKE BTW!)
“I love you Don Lemon.”
You never fail to entertain.
NowPleaseExcuse me while I puke—‘vacuate’ my stomach.
And my mind.
“The Memes Become Reality”
–IanMilesCheong
Don & Chris:
Two Marshmallows Colliding in Mid-Air:
Ignore the below, the last on your radio dial, because WordPress is FUCKED UP!
Won’t let me delete it!
It just keeps spinning ‘round an’ ‘round sucking up bandwidth.
Bandwidth I have not to spare,
Nor desire to share.
Fuck you WordPress!
“Uploading” it perpetually says.
Hey Whore-Press!
How ‘bout I ‘upload’ my Nine Millimeter into your dome?
How would that grab ya?
Add-Din-Dumb:
I got ‘on the horn’ w/WP
Kind service rep fixed my problem.
Toot Sweet
All-in-all, WP has Great Customer Service.
No denying that.
I take back my un-happy words hurled at WordPress… until the next time…
