How did I get so drunk so fast?
I only had sixteen glasses of wine in twelve minutes!
‘Scuze for a moment.
Bill Gates is on CNN.
I have to remove a shoe, so that I might puke into it.
I tried and tried and I tried!
To get through this CNN interview with
Could not take any more!
Picked up my TV and threw it out the window.
(It, the window, was not open)
It is open now…
I hear sirens in the distance.
Growing louder, and louder!
“And you can’t find your waitress with a Geiger Counter.”
Too many times…
The computer has been Drinking.
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