Perfect!

Gonna add this to my Life’s Soundtrack:

Soon available as a Box’d-Up Set

Available At Fine Book Stores Everywhere.

(If you have a time-machine)

But Now! However…. No!

“Wait! No Fine Book Stores Left???”

“No kinda, semi-fine Bookstores?”

“No sorta-fine Bookstores?”

“No Marginally Fine Bookstores?”

“No Mediocre-Fine Bookstores?”

“No Bargain – Basement Bookstores?”

“NO!”

“Well… Fuck me Then! I Quit!”

“Lance, You are already Proper-Fucked!

And you can’t quit: you are an indentured

servant-tude—

Dude”

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Free Shipping…If you have been ‘Primed.’

But ‘BYOP’– Bring Yer Own Pump.

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“And I could have done so many things Baby

If I could only stop my mind

From wondering what I left behind

And from worrying about this wasted time.”

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“Oh My God! What’s Happening to me?”

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Bonus Track:

BONUS BONUS DOUBLE BONUS TRACK:

Street Cred: JoniJourney

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Cheers Y’all!

******

“You don’t care much for a stranger’s touch, this far down the line.”

I’m afraid….

It’s all been wasted time.”

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Yeah! I fucked up the lyrcs—Go ahead, ask me how many fuks I give.

I can save you from the Mathematical Pain:

Lance casually regards slide-rule.

Picks up same.

Works it.

“Ching! Ching! Ching! Bing!”

Lance regards the slide-rule….

.*******

Then announces:

Survey Says:

Zero!

Zero Fucks Given!

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Thank You;

Drive through.