
Perfect!
Gonna add this to my Life’s Soundtrack:
Soon available as a Box’d-Up Set
Available At Fine Book Stores Everywhere.
(If you have a time-machine)
But Now! However…. No!
“Wait! No Fine Book Stores Left???”
“No kinda, semi-fine Bookstores?”
“No sorta-fine Bookstores?”
“No Marginally Fine Bookstores?”
“No Mediocre-Fine Bookstores?”
“No Bargain – Basement Bookstores?”
“NO!”
“Well… Fuck me Then! I Quit!”
“Lance, You are already Proper-Fucked!
And you can’t quit: you are an indentured
servant-tude—
Dude”
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But ‘BYOP’– Bring Yer Own Pump.
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“And I could have done so many things Baby
If I could only stop my mind
From wondering what I left behind
And from worrying about this wasted time.”
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“Oh My God! What’s Happening to me?”
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Bonus Track:
BONUS BONUS DOUBLE BONUS TRACK:
Street Cred: JoniJourney
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Cheers Y’all!
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“You don’t care much for a stranger’s touch, this far down the line.”
I’m afraid….
It’s all been wasted time.”
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Yeah! I fucked up the lyrcs—Go ahead, ask me how many fuks I give.
I can save you from the Mathematical Pain:
Lance casually regards slide-rule.
Picks up same.
Works it.
“Ching! Ching! Ching! Bing!”
Lance regards the slide-rule….
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Then announces:
Survey Says:
Zero!
Zero Fucks Given!
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Thank You;
Drive through.