My Corkscrew is a Broke-Dick Dog!
Those who claim to know me…
Will unner-stan what a crisis this be for me!
(Thank You Hank JR:—You have always Been an Inspiration for Me) :
I suppose I could always smash the bottle against some concrete.
But, in the doing of that… I may spill some of that, that, that I need so much!
(Lance is an alcoholic, doan’cha know—and Juicers are very good at rationing their Booze Provisions—we plan ahead!)
But There are always ‘options.’
Just requires some ‘critical thinking’ and ‘Critical Drinking’—
and a Brain–
None of which I have readily available to me at this moment.
(DT’s — Self-imposed!)
Been a while!
Long time no see!
How’s the family?
How’s the wife and kids?“
(I have a bit of Scotch in me… but it came out of a bottle—not out of Scotland…)