For Any Enquiring Minds Who Give-A-Shit:
I recently deleted My Face-Fuk Account of 12 Years.
Guess what happened next.
FaceBook sent a buxom Blond to Mi Casa.
Ostensibly to give me a blow-job.
But it did not take me long to figger out that all she wanted was for me to undelete my account.
I politely invited her to go fuck herself.
(She left in haste)
In a cloud of dust and flying gravel.
“Down the Road In A Cloud Of Smoke.”
(I went back to my neglected beer and we had a good time–spending some quality time together)
“Love’s a gift that’s truly handmade.”