

A very long TT&H Project I am working on:
“KAREN, The Only Non-Texan Girl I Ever Loved”
(Working Title)
OK. That’s a Bullshit Lie.
But it Looked Good to Me In Print.
So I’m gonna run with it.
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Just need to wait for her to send me the photo records…
“Dear Karen,
I have a favor to ask:
Would you please email me any and all photos of us together?
(All Mine perished in a fire—that my last Wife started)
I am working on a blog story.
Don’t worry.
I am respectful.
It will be very flattering to you.
Because I did love you once.
(Probably still do)
But you weren’t no Texan.
Video credit: patgree
I forgave you that however.
Thanks in advance, -Lance.”
She emailed me back:
“I can and will. Give me a few days, I’m not at home at the moment.
I do get the just. (Pretty sure she meant ‘Gist’, but English was never her strong suit–she had ‘other talents.’) So a favor back, do I get to read what you are writing?”
I replied,
“Of course you do. The post is gonna be all about you.
And how I truly did love you.
Smoke that!
Ponder it.
You silly Gurl! I still love you.
Below is how I remember you:”
Street Vid Cred: catman916
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Oh And BTW,
Where the Fuck is “Ipanema?”