Song Credit: Dick Feller
Recent email to me:
“Lance, thank you from Capital One. You’re invited to pre-qualify for auto financing with no impact to your credit score.”
Since when do Credit Card Companies think they are allowed to be on ‘First-Name Basis’ with me?
I wrote their Customer Service Back:
“Hey Cap! Come to Commerce.
We’ll do lunch and then go on a Bar Crawl.”
Next statement, I ‘Discovered’—Pun intended—Cap One had raised my interest rate.
Fuk ALL CC Companies.
Bonus Added Value (Kinda – Sorta Related)
Best Way To ‘Use’ Credit Cards:
Max ‘em out on Shiny Toys.
Then Never Pay The Bill.
Worked for Me.
After Seven Years, You Get a ‘Reset.’
And they start sending you CC Offers Again.
Rinse & Repeat
(Yeah, Larceny Runs in My Veins)