I Hate Television (But I Desperately Need It!)

Portable television set with screen smashed

This (Above) vid is kinda lame.
But best I could find.
On my short dime.
Cred: UnBemlo

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My television set has stopped working.
I hate that!
I cannot watch CNN!
Now I will have to bother Cynthia…

Once Again.

At least my Internet Sill Works.

Good for Me.

Bad for You.

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Added Bonus:

I Prefer Radio!

Lovely, Beautiful Joni!

Trolling For Baited Breath

“Dear Peggy, Just ‘Bee’ Happy”

And Sing.

Even if it is Your Swan… Song

Vid Share Cred: Peacock Kids

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Someone Just Called me a “Troll”
Am I?

I don’t Know.

Don’t Think So.

Perhaps… A Little

But Ain’t We All. To some Degree?

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No! I know!

Troll? I am none!

I am a decent, caring, good, honest man.
God-damnit!

I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
Here is some proof, Ruth:

Peggy Ames… (Last Name redacted) :

“Soul Alchemy I am not sure but I think L. Marcom Is a troll! If not there appears to be other issues there that responding to could create further issues! At least be observant!”

My Respond To Peggy Ames:

“Dear Lady (BTW, My Mother’s Name was “Peggy’–May she rest in peace. You are not my mother–so do not pass unsustainable judgements on me)

I am going to leave you with this (Yes. Your insult cut me to the quick and hurt much)

From my recent post on FB:

“Someone Just Called me a “Troll”

“Troll?” I am none!

I am a decent, caring, sharing, (somewhat daring) good man.

God-damn it! Never a ‘Troll’. I take the time.

And Drop My Dime to comment on posts I ‘Like.’

I am no ‘Drive-by Liker.’

People deserve feedback when they post something that they spent some time constructing.

That’s all.

I am not a ‘Troll” I am a good, gracious, (somewhat humble) man.

Here is proof:”

Already dropped that in… see above Peggy. ‘Callen’

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Hey Peggy!

Keep Them Doggies Movin’!

I’d Venture A Wager That’s The One Thing You’re Great At:

Staring at The Ass-End of Cows.

As They Keep Trying to Move Far Far and Farther Away From You.

Embrace The Human Race! (We are All In This Boat Together) Or… Instant Karma!

“How in The World You Gonna See, Laughing At Fools Like Me?”

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We Are All, All of Us, Keeping, Trying, to Keep on ‘Shinning’ On—

While Trapped On This Crazy Little Blue Marble of a Bat-Shit ‘Scrazy,’ Mixed-Up Planet!

“You Better Get Yourself Together;
Pretty Soon You’re Gonna Be Dead.”

Cheers!

(And Good Luck.)

Y’all!

Hang in!

And Shine On!

Circa Two Thousand and Five: Basra, Iraq

Me and She

She and Me

My Best Friend in Basra:

Cornelia!

Fellow Texan!

She Hailed From Houston.

Via New Orleans,

As I Do Recall.

Almost My Last ‘Lucia Chap’–The Denouement is Coming – Soon. Please Stand By. Bye! Bye!

I came home one day.
So happy to be off work.
Walked in the door.
Waited for Lucia to jump me and try to claw my eyes out.
She did not come.
I went looking for her.
Found her motionless,
prostrated on the floor.
Gently I Gathered Her in My Arms and drove Her to The Vet.
“Please Fix My Cat” I said handing her to him.

“I’ll do my Best,” He said.

Turns out, His ‘Best’ Was Not Good Enough

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‘Chia died on me.

‘Devastation’ is not nearly a strong enough word.

I know it’s silly, stupid, ‘scrazy’, but I will

NEVER !

EVER !

Never Get over the loss of that God–Damn Cat,

After All These Years and Tears and Beers…

I still miss her!

My Pet

My Lucia

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It still, still today,

Hurts so BAD!

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Lance!

Try to Remain In Your Up-Beat, Happy Lane!

Do NOT Wallow in Depression.

That is NOT Healthy Behavior!

Move On!

Street Cred for Vid: Pharrell Williams

Flame WARS! The Battle is Joined!

(Ed. Note: This Post is All Borked/Fucked Up.

WP is STUPID!

I’ll TRY to FIX it LATER)

Maybe… Maybe Not...

I truly do have better things to do

Believe it

Or Not!

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I didn’t Start the Fire. I just poured gasoline on it.

Street Cred for Vid: CollegeHumor:

Brilliant!!!

Fucking BRILLIANT!!!

Just Fuckin Brilliant!

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Finally Getting to The Point:

Peggy Ames (Last Name Redacted)

Had This Comment on My Comment:

“Soul Alchemy I am not sure but I think L. Marcom Is a troll! If not there appears to be other issues there that responding to could create further issues! At least be observant!”

—Peggy

Of Course,

I had to respond

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From my Facefuk Page:

Someone Just Called me a “Troll”
Troll? I am none!
I am a decent, caring, good and decent man.
God-damnit!
Here is proof:

To Peggy Ames I wrote:

Dear Lady (BTW, My Mother’s Name was “Peggy’–May she rest in peace. You are not my mother–so do not pass unsustainable judgements on me) I am going to leave you with this (Yes. Your insult cut me to the quick and hurt much)

From my recent post on FB: “Someone Just Called me a “Troll”

“Troll?” I am none!

I am a decent, caring, sharing, (somewhat daring) good man.

God-damn it! Never a ‘Troll’. I take the time to comment on posts I ‘Like.’ I am no ‘Drive-by Liker.’ People deserve feedback when they post something that they spent some time constructing.

That’s all.

I am not a ‘Troll” I am a good, gracious, (somewhat humble) man Here is proof:”

Already dropped that in… see above Peggy. ‘Callen’

Mother-Fuck You Facebook!

Cred for Creative Vid: ‘Intermittent Explosive Disorder’

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I am already drunk.

(of course)

So What??

What to do?

I am about to get Get Drunker.

Stand by for more unhappy words directed directly at you:

Facefuck!

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Fuck you Facefuk!
I don’t have time, nor inclination to wrestle you over small edits.
So… Go get wrecked!
(and fucked, while you’re at it)

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