A Respectful Tribute to Our Lil’ Man Kim: Who Put The Yin & The Yang into ‘No Complain…’

Pyongyang!

Song Artist: Jimmy Lloyd Logsdon

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Dear Mister Kim
I’m at it again
Love you to pieces
You sack of raw feces

You think you’re King Kong
‘Cause you’ve got The Bomb
But remember Kong’s Fate
He fell from Emp’ State

Shot down from a ‘bye’-plane
Not even an eye strain
We shot his dumb ass
Took only one pass

And Rat-a-tat-tat
He fell with a splat
In flames he did tumble
No King of the Jungle

Your last act’s the same
We’re tired of your game
So here’s our fair warning
You will be in mourning

For loss of your State
And we’ll think that’s great
Goodbye North Korea
And that’s Panacea

Our simple solution
To speed execution
No biplane comes knocking
Yet something more shocking

Is heading your way
You will rue the day
My rhyme’s now concluded
But don’t be deluded

The ending draws nigh
So say your goodbye
Your death’s coming soon
Mister Jong-Un

©Lance Marcom

Just in case she needs backup (Which is doubtful)

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“Lil Kim’s got the hydrogen bomb”
His news bitch announced in singsong
“He’ll mount it one day
“And launch it your way
“Then smartly fuck off to Hong Kong”

©Lance Marcom

So rong!”

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There once was a boy name of Kim
Who decided to act on a whim
He launched a big bomb
In the direction of Guam
And that was the ending of him!

©Lance Marcom

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In a Loon we call Kim Jong-Un
The World sees a silly buffoon
But he put up his Dukes
Oh Fuck me; They’re Nukes!
And The World is now singing new tunes!

(So soon?)

©Lance Marcom

Idiot!

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Bonus “Added Value’

Barney was shamelessly created by Sheryl Leach of Dallas, Texas.

Yes,

In pain I declare

To those unaware

Barney’s from Dallas

I say that with Malice

(Tex Love for Purple no where)

Anyway, now Y’all know why they call it ‘Big D’

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Barney’s not buyin’
The bullshit they’re tryin’
Space rock was his ending
Not God’s will unbending

They say the Big Bang
Just weren’t a real thang
They ‘know’ evolution’s
Not their solution

Yet science creates
Kids who think straight
It don’t take no sleuth
To find the true truth

Religion has pending
A major upending
Then faster than light
Their god turns to shite

©Lance Marcom

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“With God on Our Side” by Bob Dylan

Street Cred for Vid: godriczimmerman

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But now we got weapons

Of chemical dust

If fire them, we’re forced to

Then fire, them we must

One push of the button

And a shot the world wide

And you never ask questions

When God’s on your side

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Credits: Bob Dylan – Masters of War (The Avener Rework) by Ultra Music

6 thoughts on “A Respectful Tribute to Our Lil’ Man Kim: Who Put The Yin & The Yang into ‘No Complain…’

  1. Hi Terveen Gill,

    Thank you for your visit and for your generous comment.
    It’s wonderful magic when someone ‘gets’ it.

    Good people who take the time to comment and give feedback make this whole crazy blogging / writing thing worthwhile.

    Thanks again.

    Cheers,
    –Lance

  2. This is quite an ensemble! So much thought and effort into one post. And the underlying feeling is very much conveyed through your images, words, songs, and videos. 🙂

  3. Uh… Wordifull Melanie,

    Now that you mention it…
    I think you have swerved into the root cause of my email drought with Bob.

    Hmmmmm….

    “Hahaha!”
    See?
    Ya made me laugh out loud.

    Did ya hear it?

    Mercy Bow-Chops!

  4. Lance- I’ve already sought out the original and I think he’d be ok with the redo. But what do I know. I’m sorry he no longer answers your emails…I hate it when that happens. (Did you send him drunk emails too?) 🙂

  5. Hi Wordifull Melanie,

    Thank you so much for your visit and comment.
    ‘Masters of War’ is one of Dylan’s best to be sure.

    This version is kinda ‘modern’ yet I think it maintains the message of the original.
    (Which I highly recommend you seek out and have a listen)

    Anyway,

    I chose this particular vid because I found it an imaginative and respectful take on a classic.

    Not sure how Bob feels about it.
    (He no longer answers my emails)

    Thank you once again for spending your time here.

    Take Care,
    –Lance

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