“Clown News Network”
(Don Lemons. Fredo Cuomo)
I think Fredo used to suck his brother’s dick…
He probably still does.
Home of the Info Babes, with the fake tits.
(Yes! Yes! They are easy-on-the-eyes—I generally mute them and just drool)
“Fake News Channel”
Best thing FNC ever did is hire Lara Logan.
One of the bravest women in the world.
FNC gets some demerits deducted for hiring her.
60 Minutes gets my disdain for losing her–Fuk You CBS!
She is Top Shelf.
Before I continue…
These are the ones I admire and respect (Just to prove I do have a heart):
No explanation required, But Rachael Mad-Cow-Disease
“All ‘Bout Crap”
“Never Been Current” Not since Apollo Eleven…
“Crap Bullshit Station”
Paul Joseph Watson?
“The Best Man Among Us”
Oh Hell to the Fuk Yeah!
I could go on, but I won’t.
Have a pleasant evening Y’all.
But before I depart…. “No. It’s awful.”
I still love my Country.
I served her.
Gladly do it again.
I am in love with Holly Hunter.
(Apologies to all my ex-wives)