(And ‘almost’ a Redhead, and Y’all faithful readers know what Redheads do to this cowboy…)
Okay, So I have been ‘reviewing’ my recent posts on Socialist Media. For science. And to take my mental pulse. What did I discover?
With my two minutes of ‘research.’ I seem to be full of myself. This is probably a ‘diagnose-able’ condition. Doubtful I can get medical treatment. And even more doubtful, Could get recompense from the VA even if it were.
“Humility” is just a scare word invented by The Left to keep the rest of us inline. “Hugh-mill-ah-tee’ (That’s the Français version, Yawl) Stolen from the movie, “Camelot” 1967
Spoken to Lancelot du Lac by Queen Guinevere.
(Just some small detail to round out the post. I am a fountain of useless knowledge.)
Moving on…
I am having too much fun! Living (Finally! Living!) in Tejas!
Time enough to do those little things I do. Finally!
Chapter Three of ‘Escape From Memphis’ coming… Soon. So, stay tuned. Cheers, ‘Many-Feet Marcom’
So go ahead:
Whistle
You know you want to.
And of course, You Knew I Just Had To:
“You Know How to Whistle, Don’t You Steve?” “Yeah, I’m simple.” The ironic thing is… I cannot whistle (Daddy could not either) Must be one of those ‘genetic fatal flaws’–
Of which I have far too many to count.
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Post Script:
Baby kisses Bogie “Waddya do that for?” he asks. “Ben wondering if I’d like it” “What’s the verdict?” Bacal Kisses him again, through the cigarette smoke. “Don’t know yet. It’s even better when you help.” And on and on… Watch the clip. Then you will find that ‘added value.” Back in the early Nineties, I returned to University. Freshly pressed and depressed and out of the Navy. Took a class entitled: ‘Literature and Film.’ Had to write a term paper. I chose to write on “To Have and Have Not” Took me about 30 minutes to write. AT THAT LAST minute. As I do… The ‘Course’ was taught by the Head of the English Department at ET (now known as Texas A&M-at Commerce.) What I did NOT know, at the time, was that the prof, was working / writing a bio of Humphrey Bogart. Had I’d known, I would have picked a safer topic. But I did not know. Wrote my ‘term paper’ drunk outta my mind. Day before it was ‘due.’ Got an A Plus Go Figure. PS: Wish I had retained a copy of that paper. It really was THAT good. But. Alas. No.
And No! I also did NOT watch ‘The Oscars’ on My Tee-Vee Either.
I had Something Better to Do!
Like Picking The Lint Outta My Belly-Button.
(Which Was More Gratifying & Satisfying)
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Golden Age Lost Now–Magic Has Gone Never Get It Back That Ship Has Sailed Out-of-Sight Missing Somewhere Over That Recent Rainbow…
My father used to tell a great story about some university asshole who was trying to impress him:
Dude said,
“The reason Wizard of Oz was in Black and White at first was because in the beginning, 1939, they really did not have color film. Then when they got to filming the Oz scenes, they had color technology”
Daddy replied, “That is fascinating. I suppose when Dorothy got back to Kansas, they had lost that technology, as it went back to black and white.”
Come On!
Get Happy!!
For those who don’t know, Judy stole the ‘Sinatra Look’ (and his hat) Fun fact.Just my observation….
Goddamn! But she was sexy!
What a Dame!
Judy!Judy! Judy!
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No Business Like Show Business…. Adding-dumb Dumb da Dumb
(I miss my Daddy; He loved Old Movies)
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Bonus’esses
Excesses???
(Bring Your Own Dresses)
It’s Silly and Stupid
(But Rather Endearing) :
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I love My Oh So Rich American Culture–I Ain’t Rich, but surely you know what I mean.
Video Share Credit: alecwally23(Brilliant, Wonderfully Charming, Delightful Video)
“A 8mm film done by my sister while in high school for a class project in the 70’s with music by Melanie that I transferred to tape. Location Wichita Kansas.”
–alecwally23
Melanie! Melanie! Melanie!
Marry Me!
I promise!
I’ll be True!
To You!
And Only YOU!
Vid Share Cred: 64downtown
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I need a New Key: This One I got Ain’t User Friendly.
Why do I make my life so difficult?
I just got home from my drunken booze run.
Yes, I know! I promised to never drive While Blind.
Guess what?
I broke that promise. But I rationalized:
The trip wasn’t far, just as long as I didn’t trip when gettin’ outta mycar…
Drunks can rationalize ANYTHING. Trust me. I know.
Anyway…
I broke that premise, promise.
(I was seeing double)
Foreigner – Double Vision
Vid Cred: RHINO
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This weren’t my first rodeo–I knew how to get by:
I just closed one eye.
(I once drove half-way from San Diego to Las Vegas with one eye closed.–‘nother story…)
Once home it took me five minutes to navigate my key into the door of my apartment. And the one I had in my paw didn’t seem to be working at all.
Imagine my shameful shame. Looking about, hoping no one was “seeing” me withone eye or three.
A little “added value” for reference:
Just a little Ol’ Band O’ Bro’s from Texas.
(aka ‘Tejas’)
“Driving While Blind”
NEVER, EVER DRIVE DRUNK. YOU WILL REGRET
(I have never been ‘busted’ for that, but I could have killed someone. And this would’ve ruined my life, not to mention theirs)
The more I discover about this woman, the more I fall in fantasy love with her. She is so fucking charming.
She captivates and fascinates.
My God! But she is a beautiful woman!
And she can sing en français!
And MOST Important: She WRITES.
“Mel, why did I NOT ever run into you? I would have woo’d you.”
(Or tried to)
Would have given my best shot anyhow. (Such as that would’ve been at the time–my attention span was brief, but for you, I would have taken my time. And worked ‘The Problem’ I had with my infatuation)
I wish I had such a woman in my life now. But happily and luckily I have had two such women in my life. (Most men never find one such good woman) Beautiful, happy, wonderful women.
I had two. But like a fool, I cast them away. Because of my wanderlust. (Yes. I have regrets.)
But I also have my wonderful memories of the time I spent with them.
I cherish these memories. They sustain me.
This wonderfully fascinating woman has climbed up to Number Two on my “Hit Parade”
“If the people are buying tears, I’ll be rich someday.”
–Melanie
“Joni, watch your ass. She just might knock you off the top of my mountain.”
(Just kidding Joni—you will ALWAYS be at the TOP for me)
Forever My Number One!
But Joni! How do you compete with this?
“It was the only thing I could do half-right and now it’s turning out all wrong.”
I found a real good book to “live in.” It is entitled
“The Complete Works Of Shakespeare.“
“They only put in a nickel and they want a dollar song.”
–Melanie
I LOVE the way she MOCKS Morons
Too true.
Isn’t this a sad commentary on Americans these days?
