So now Jackson Browne’s lawyers are suing my lawyers.
Browne’s peeps claim I slandered him (calling him a ‘Miss-all of Y’all Oh-Gist’)
Gonna sue me?
Ya can’t get blood out of a turnip and you can’t pick a lock with a wet hering. Herring? Hearing? Screw it. Y’all know what I meant.
I cannot even spell ‘misogynist’.
Is the man nuts?
“As soon as I stop laughing, have your people call my people: we’ll do lunch. Then you may serve the papers.”
I weep for my country.
I really do.
I’m moving back to Managua.
(I could go unnoticed in such a place)