“That’s right; you’re not from Texas.”
You have my sympathy.
“Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye”
Yeah. I’ve Been to Memphis
(Credit: Dating Beyond Borders)
All the beautiful women still left in California who haven’t yet moved to Texas are just busily packing their bags.
(Give them some time—they are on their way)
But they gonna have a lot of competition:
We have indigenous beautiful women here.
You Cali-Girls don’t stand a chance.
Because God Blessed Texas Women, Not You.
Git over it!
And stay away from my Republic of Texas.
We neither want nor need you.
I hear they are hard-up for pretty women–fresh out.
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Yet One More Wonderful Texan Woman: Jackie Venson. Austin Born and Raised
“Lose your imagination, lose your mind.”
And of course, Tanya (Seminole, Texas)
Tanya grew infamous for her propensity to get drunk and dance on tables.
Not really ‘Lady-Like.’
This is why I LOVE Her!
Un-filtered, unashamed, unabashed pure Texan Gal!
And yes, there are SO MANY MORE.
But I am running out of virtual ink in my virtual pen
A Little added value:
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Credit: Jon Wolfe
DO NOT Mess with Texan Women!
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