Not her below….
Not even close.
She ain’t this pretty.
And I sure as shit ain’t that handsome .
But her ‘pretty’ is the pretty I need/want/desire in my life.
I am in love with her.
I will not doxx her.
I have her ‘for real’ photo,
but you’ll never see it from me.
How I am feeling.
Hasten to me Linda…. You know I worship you.
Linda, just looking at you breaks my heart.
You are such beautiful
(and you can sing too)
I love Texas
It is a hard level of criteria, and I don’t know anyone who fits it, but it’s awesome you know what you want!
Not just ANY kind of woman.
She has to be smart
And soft and sweet and tender
And hard and rough and mean as a snake on any given day
And pretty. She must be pretty
And (generally) long-haired brunette with baby-shit-brown eyes.
(But Cajun will do in a pinch as long as she satisfies most of the above requisites)
Dark-eyed Cajun (but preferably Texan) woman, but a hybrid would be good too
Yes. I could wrap me around such a woman and hang on for Dear Life!
Follow the ‘yellow brick road’ below.
Trust me, once you get to Oz, all of your troubles will be gone.
And your desire for happiness will be sated.
Fairy Tales can come true
It can happen to you.
So you’re so easy to fall in love for any kind of woman? You’re still like a teenager!!!