I am in love with a woman I have never met (in person) Or “Wasted Nights, Days, Daze….” Whatever.

Not her below….

Not even close.

She ain’t this pretty.

And I sure as shit ain’t that handsome .

But her ‘pretty’ is the pretty I need/want/desire in my life.

I am in love with her.

I will not doxx her.

I have her ‘for real’ photo,

but you’ll never see it from me.

Yeah.

How I am feeling.

Hasten to me Linda…. You know I worship you.

Linda, just looking at you breaks my heart.

You are such beautiful

(and you can sing too)

4 thoughts on “I am in love with a woman I have never met (in person) Or “Wasted Nights, Days, Daze….” Whatever.

  1. Fairy Queen,

    Not just ANY kind of woman.
    She has to be smart
    And strong
    And sexy
    And sassy
    And soft and sweet and tender
    And hard and rough and mean as a snake on any given day

    And pretty. She must be pretty
    And (generally) long-haired brunette with baby-shit-brown eyes.
    And Texan
    And Texan
    And Texan
    (But Cajun will do in a pinch as long as she satisfies most of the above requisites)

    Dark-eyed Cajun (but preferably Texan) woman, but a hybrid would be good too
    Tex-Cajun
    Yes. I could wrap me around such a woman and hang on for Dear Life!

    Follow the ‘yellow brick road’ below.

    Trust me, once you get to Oz, all of your troubles will be gone.
    And your desire for happiness will be sated.

    https://texantales.com/2021/08/31/lance-you-lie-2/

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