America has lost its fucking mind. I’m goin’ to Katmandu where there may still be some semblance of sanity left to be found. And the climate is probably better too. I’m tired of this fucking American Zoo.

Sexy Red, Where ya from Darlin’? Please say ‘Texas’.”

“Texas” she said.

“Yeah? Really?”

“Yeah, really” she replied as she rolled her eyes.

Marry me!I said while kneeling down on bended knee.

“Get away from me, you fucking Old Man!”

*That did not go as planned*

I thought to myself, as I slinked away in shame.

***

Send in the fucking clown.

This is a really sad, depressing movie.

If you have not watched it yet,

Don’t.

Trust me.

Vid Cred: Paragon Kelvin

Bring in the Clown. Oh! There he is. Right in front of me on my Tee-Vee. Merci!

“De Nada.”

Vid Cred: Crit Drinker

***

Fuck Yes! I’ve got a ticket to ride.

To…

Katmandu

Cal… I’m Gone… Take Me Away!

Street Cred for Vid: Gore N Yankee

Cred: Salt Man

Cred: Tom MacDonald

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