Hey! I’m writing here! (Did I say that already?) I may have dementia.
“I haven’t seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park”
(Fleeting thoughts seem to fly away. Okay? That’s Okay, Right? Isn’t it?)
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“Now Go fuck off and leave me alone. And while you are leavin’ me alone, make me some more coffee.”
“Please.”
“and thanks for the pepperoni.”
(Sorry.. vague Lenny Bruce reference)
I actually said this aloud to my much maligned invisible muse. Bless her heart.
The dog walked over to me and inquired, “Hey! Rance!” (he cannot pronounce my name. He is a dog after all) “Rance,” he said. “You OK Bubba?”
(Overheard by some fly on some wall in some other multi-verse.)
Probably it was just the wind.
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‘Tax Day’ (they say) Means nada to me: means Bupkis! (great Yiddish word: use it in a sentence today and then it is yours for all of maternity)
Why? “‘Cause I had no income last year. That’s why!”
Oy vey! Yep! Good thing ‘bout that there: No taxes.
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