I Love Our Rich American Culture!
I love My Having Been Blessed
To Have Been Born An American.
I Am A Veteran!
(… Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone; they will take away my Texan Citizenship)
(And A Patriot!)
And I love My Country!
Wanna Test The Veracity of My Statement?
Well, Stand By For Heavy Rolls!
As The Shit Hits Your Fan!
I’ve got a Gal in Kalamazoo
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Listen to the MC:
He says, and I quote:
“Here’s Glen Miller; he’s back with his horn and ready to beat it off.”
I ’bout fell out my chair when I heard that!
Chattanooga Choo Choo
Y’all Understand my
First President of
“The Republic of Texas”
Former Guv of Tennessee, Drunkard. Great, Brave Man.
Soldier of the First Order
He Retains a Special Place In My Heart.
I Admire Him.
He married a Cherokee
“After running away from his family as a teenager, Houston lived for nearly three years with the Cherokee tribe in eastern Tennessee. … There, the tribe formally adopted him, and he married a Cherokee woman, Tiana Rogers, in a tribal ceremony.”
Added Value Bonus/Onus/… Own us?
I love these broads!
But “The Greatest Generation” of our Nation.
Isn’t it amazin’ how we used to be a happy nation, even in the middle of a fucking World War? Somewhere we lost our lust of life and sense of humor. Now all we seem to wanna do is be assholes to one another…. whoever don’t agree with our politics. Makes me fucking sad. Someone send me a time machine. I want live somewhere else, some other decade.
And just for fun:
I fucking LOVE AMERICA!