This is What Consequential Truth or Consequence You Pay When You Become ‘Three Hundred and One Pounds of Fun’

Not A Pretty Sight, is It?
(Death never is)
RIP Lil’ Chair. I will always miss you.
We ‘chaired’ so many good times together.
Now you’re gone.
So Long!
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But My U.S. Navy taught me a life lesson I never unlearned:
“Always keep a ‘Battle Spare’ Somewhere in there”

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No one will understand nor ‘catch’ the ‘significance’ of this photo
Unless you have travelled abroad. (Specifically UK, OK?)
Or been with a broad.
Who has travelled abroad.
Or Both.
Not mutually exclusive.

She used to be my goal.
In more ways than one
Actually,
A hundred and one!
Painfully Poignant:
And LMFAO Ever’time I Re-wind and Re-Watch This One!
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Author’s Lament:
No one appreciates my twisted, sick (sixth?) sense of humor.
*heavy sigh*
Street Cred For The Vid: JoniJourney
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Just my attempt to tie up all these thoughts
Happy Trails to Y’all!
(Wrong Song, I know, but it suits my purpose–sorta)
Vid Cred: LiliDVLima