A Fly In My Mouse House is Pissing Me Off! Or, “A Fly Went By” or a Fly Needs to go ‘Bye-Bye’

“A Fly Went By”

Read Aloud for Children

If Y’all cannot figure out the obvious poignant message here for today, you are probably reading the wrong blog.

No cute kitty vids will be found here.

Sorry

Street Cred for Reading: Tallulah Skya

There is a fly.

There is a fly.

There is a fly buzzing by

Landing on my keyboard

Fucking with me.

Can’t swat him

Can’t spay him

Can’t spray him

(Keyboard thing. Electronics Thang) No spraying.

Caint slay him. (I tried)

Can’t fuck him (I tried that too)

Can’t kill him.

Guess I’ll just have to learn to live with him.

In my mouse-house.

Fuck me!

Twice

Honestly

The shit I am forced to accept in my life!

I guess that’s the ‘reality’ Baby!

Bugs!!

Cred: Bobbie, benjichilders, et al. Duh!

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